May 19, 2018 1:37 PM
goodyoda13
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Last one - what do you think? Good or bad?
Three5Nines
#6 is *not* boring. That damn damn sexy!
MikeAracter
Quizz25S
Sheldonian
In the last one there are a lot of holes that don't do anything, was that a failed explosion or some holes are just there to weaken rocks?
All the holes in front are a different shot that they will do at another time. You can tell because it looks like they are separate
HitandRyan
AgamemnonsMemes
I fucking love watching detcord go off
Oliwuff
Blast to the front page!
skileskale
Army sapper here, dis good post, makes me hard
MisterWho
Bluebagger126
MATE!!!
TobyKweef
As an EOD tech, the last one was messy but pretty cool looking
trippingthelightfantastic
freedomslave
I like the short quiz at the end...
TheSauceGuy
Bet you had quite the blast making this post
I'm sorry
Baduumtsss
This is awesome! Thanks
bovanshi
Would you even say it was a blast?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
#1 when you get skunked in cribbage
usernamemorelikeboozername
+1 for the cribbage reference
daguq
and +1 for his nob.
ButWhereIsWinterGoing
Nice.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
I'm Torgue, and I'm here to ask you one question, and one question only: v
PedestrianElectrobastard
Torgue would find this pretty boring, though.
Godsfireworks
I'm a geologist. Ugh. This is porn.
Blellushka
Me too
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Tight hard minerals gets destroyed
CaptainCabinetsTrappedInCabinets
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
copingcabana
Your job looks like a blast.
weleasebwyan
Sigh, take my up vote v
TheMershedPerderder
AshesVonDust
I demand to know what this is from!
603933
Space Brothers
Morg729
MaadMaanMaatt
Last one is bad as per your lesson. How is this one?
MrBinns
Good example of FLYROCK causing injury to a person
Hahahaha! Mistakes were made and I ate my share of FLYROCK growing up!
ProxyPlayerHD
i still prefer it when people are testing Nuclear explosives underground https://i.redd.it/llay2dc5uuoz.gif
beardyfaceguy
.
dm80x86
wow.
ShamanOfHigh
what the fuck
malikcarr
You vaporize a large amount of ground/rock below the surface, gravity does the rest.
anindyameister
Is the timing taken care of by some external equipment or it’s just the detonation front moving along detcords ?
somnif
I know they used to use the detcord itself for timing. Tying knots/loops in the cord so it takes a little longer for spark to boom, etc
There is now an electronic way to do it, but the typical way is hole to hole.
JFrost909
Btw, last blast = not great but not the worst. Since there was no face it was prob. a difficult one. Flyrock, yes but not incredible amt.
So is timing based on how long it takes to burn the cord? Are there different "delays" (chemically?) used for different surfaces?
Mikaru86
IIRC there are different speeds, but you can also just leave excess deto cord to achieve the desired timing.
zma123456
Now I'm an expert at blasting mines and tnts thanks to this post.
DevonGronka
Going in for an interview tomorrow. =P "Yes sir, I know all about how to blow crap up."
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Same. I should totally try this at home and sue OP if it goes poorly
swofromtherock
Negative, minimum of two posts needed to become an expert.
Notme68
It's going on my resume.
LivingCactus
Now you can post online claiming to be a professional and having took a class in it.
rabbiebabbie
*got a degree
Leithoa
They use ammonium nitrate based explosives in mining. They shove rather than shatter. Safer that way.
worb84
ANFO is a hell of a bomb.
DevinCastellucci
Especially when it comes as a pink soup straight out of a hose.
BukkakeRider3000
Reminds me of our training in engineer troops about explosives: count the amount needed and add 20kg extra.
Although it was about how to break a bridge during wartime.
tomyironmane
To quote dad's engineering prof. "You all know how to destroy a bridge with minimum force and maximum effectiveness...
... the Army won't tell you to blow up a bridge. They'll tell a lawyer who will use ten times as much explosives as needed...
...and still won't do the job properly."
br3akoff
jabadahbutt
I just like seeing stuff blow up
MudkipsRevenge
Bad blast
fingerthattangydonut
Totallyscrewedinaustin
StealthInsomniac
Been looking for this. Ty!
557365726e616d652062757420696e2068657861646563696d616c
Look, I made a bridge!
Ihatenumbersinusernames
And it took me what? 10 seconds?
11, tops!
Maitrify
How does one get a career in "blowing shit up legally"?
Structural engineering, join the military, or geology. Lastly wprk for a fireworks company.
Get a job with a mining company.
Smes
I think Al Qiada is hiring.
ObscureStarWarsReference
They have a fairly high turnover rate, so are always hiring. Once you have a position with them, headhunters are always looking for you...
GreedyJungle
I got a wireline job which involves geothermal mapping working for Halliburton in the oilfields. Entry level, great pay. Need a class A CDL.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Join the military as EOD or combat engineer or get a civilian license and work in mining, demolition etc.
I went to school for Mining Engineering, but there are plenty of drilling and blasting jobs that don't require a degree.
deathclamfive
Where did you go to school at?
Virginia Tech. There are 15 Mining Engineering programs in the US scattered about
isetprettygirlsonfire
I went to UNR mackay school of mines, geologic engineer here!
KornyKev
Wait I went to VT for mining engineering. When did you graduate? I did in 2015
SexyTimeJellyLegs
Do you crank Enter Sandman before each blast?
jeffoncom
If you don't you'll be hit with a bunch of legal fees and become virtually unhirable.
I'm a little scared to hear that you can be hired to work with explosions without a degree.
BklynPunisher
Don’t worry, that’s where Darwin comes into play, thinning out the gene pool.
But you do need a blaster's licence.
That'll make me rest a little easier. :P
Dogknat
Most blast certs require at least 5 years experience under a state certified blaster before you can even apply to do it alone. i.e. WI/MN/AR
glennifer
How would a military EOD guy get into a job like this? (asking for a friend)
IFoldlyGo
Show they have all ten fingers?
Another option would be looking at mining company websites. Gold, coal, and aggregate all usually blast.
Step 1, don't blow yourself up before you get out. Step 2, find a mining or demolition company that's hiring. Step 3, profit XD
I would just search around for drill and blast companies.
A few food ones in Nevada
*good
AJewWithRhythm
I
FAECI
Why is this NSFW?
Malloon
Because it's tagged as nsfw when a reply includes nsfw.
But is just the "Yes! That is awesome!" gif, I dont get it.
The reply to the gif before you included "nsfw" in it. As such, the gif it replied to was automatically tagged as such.
It was tagged NSFW before I commented, thats the whole reason why I asked.
smadge1
v
Meredithbixby
glorious
CAPSMAN
GOOD POST. LAST BLAST BAD. WE POLITELY DEMAND MORE!!
darkoneko
hell, it looks like half of it failed to ignite at all
uzidoesit2
Totally bad. Half the holes didn't even fire, and tonnes (literally) of flyrock.
AstronautChicken
You didn't raise your hand!!
sponx4
Last one = bad. Rock geysirs, uneven detonation, probably some explosives not gone off. Two more fields (zoomed out) didn't explode.
YAMAHAMMER
Who the fuck downvoted this? This is like a unanimous reply from Imgur
BrewedDude
Roland191145
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!
GloomyGusterson
enhbtdfhjugbnk
FUCK THAT. WE DEMAND MORE. ALIENS MIGHT COME ANYDAY NOW, THIS IS OUR ONLY DEFENSE.
DarkUranium
triestino21
WHAT IS BEING SAID???
Ravenwing14
This is opposite of good defence, because is less dangerous.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Nilhlis
You can steal memes as long as you have the license, if you don't then the meme police will get ya
LAST BLAST HIGH ENOUGH TO CAUSE HARM TO ALIEN INVADERS, GREAT BLAST 12/10.
latinsaint
I'll show you a great blast lol
omuaomua
porn? is this porn?
confusedchris
philandishayes3127001
What the hell
GnoHomo
THIS GUY GETS IT
atacobyanyothernameisaburrito
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT
MasterBaconProclomation
I love this whole string of comments, but this made me chuckle and therefor leave a comment saying that I chuckled. And it made my night.
TotaltyNotCIA
WHAT DID YOU SAY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU I WAS STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE PRETTY FIRE, WHEN IT BECAME THE ANGRY FIRE.
TysPictureRepository
MAWP. MAWP. MAWP.
SvarvSven
FLYROCK that is what I learned from this.
FragileDonkey
Oh, fucking hell, half those holes are still live. The fuckup was so bad it cut the det cord.
idonthaveauser
USERNAME CHECKS OUT.
PhineasTFartBar
More??? I want a front row seat with backstage passes!
technobass
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!
NuthinButts
BECAUSE BLASTING CAPS!
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
Cause of the blasts you idiot.... i mean. WHAAT!?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
MWAP
wordtoyourface
I DONT KNOW BUT THIS IS EXCITING!
ikillcats
I AM EXISTING EXCITED RIGHT NOW... EXITING MY WAY OUT
Somarlane
EXIT MUSIC BLASTING AS I KILL CATS-- *record scratch* wait what?
HotelB
WHAT?!?
DarthHypno
OSHA REGULATIONS
Thefirstargonaut
I LOVE LAMP!
LNIWierdo
WHAT'S THAT? I'VE STILL GOT MY EARPLUGS IN!
YOU'D THINK WE WOULD USE IN EAR WALKIE TALKIES OR SOMETHING!!!
HightechHippieATX
LOUD NOISES!!!
TheRedBaKon
WHAT??
flyter2012
CHOCOLATE!
pipsaw22
fivefingerlarry
I DONT KNOW BUT MORE!!!!!!!!!
Because the first poster was CAPSMAN, slayer of capitalization and defender of screaming
SomeponyElse
Haha epic
anunimaginativeusername
I'M MR TORGUE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
BionicM00se
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. APOLOGIZE!
TheySaidAllTheGoodUsernamesWereTaken
I CAN RELATE TO YOUR USERNAME!
SAME
Three5Nines
#6 is *not* boring. That damn damn sexy!
MikeAracter
Quizz25S
Sheldonian
In the last one there are a lot of holes that don't do anything, was that a failed explosion or some holes are just there to weaken rocks?
goodyoda13
All the holes in front are a different shot that they will do at another time. You can tell because it looks like they are separate
HitandRyan
AgamemnonsMemes
I fucking love watching detcord go off
Oliwuff
Blast to the front page!
skileskale
Army sapper here, dis good post, makes me hard
MisterWho
Bluebagger126
MATE!!!
TobyKweef
As an EOD tech, the last one was messy but pretty cool looking
trippingthelightfantastic
freedomslave
I like the short quiz at the end...
TheSauceGuy
Bet you had quite the blast making this post
TheSauceGuy
I'm sorry
Baduumtsss
This is awesome! Thanks
bovanshi
Would you even say it was a blast?
Baduumtsss
ElbowDeepInAHorse
#1 when you get skunked in cribbage
usernamemorelikeboozername
+1 for the cribbage reference
daguq
and +1 for his nob.
ButWhereIsWinterGoing
Nice.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
I'm Torgue, and I'm here to ask you one question, and one question only:
v
PedestrianElectrobastard
Torgue would find this pretty boring, though.
Godsfireworks
I'm a geologist. Ugh. This is porn.
Blellushka
Me too
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Tight hard minerals gets destroyed
CaptainCabinetsTrappedInCabinets
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
copingcabana
Your job looks like a blast.
weleasebwyan
Sigh, take my up vote
v
TheMershedPerderder
AshesVonDust
I demand to know what this is from!
603933
Space Brothers
Morg729
MaadMaanMaatt
Last one is bad as per your lesson. How is this one?
MrBinns
Good example of FLYROCK causing injury to a person
MaadMaanMaatt
Hahahaha! Mistakes were made and I ate my share of FLYROCK growing up!
ProxyPlayerHD
i still prefer it when people are testing Nuclear explosives underground https://i.redd.it/llay2dc5uuoz.gif
beardyfaceguy
.
dm80x86
wow.
ShamanOfHigh
what the fuck
malikcarr
You vaporize a large amount of ground/rock below the surface, gravity does the rest.
anindyameister
Is the timing taken care of by some external equipment or it’s just the detonation front moving along detcords ?
somnif
I know they used to use the detcord itself for timing. Tying knots/loops in the cord so it takes a little longer for spark to boom, etc
goodyoda13
There is now an electronic way to do it, but the typical way is hole to hole.
JFrost909
Btw, last blast = not great but not the worst. Since there was no face it was prob. a difficult one. Flyrock, yes but not incredible amt.
JFrost909
So is timing based on how long it takes to burn the cord? Are there different "delays" (chemically?) used for different surfaces?
Mikaru86
IIRC there are different speeds, but you can also just leave excess deto cord to achieve the desired timing.
zma123456
Now I'm an expert at blasting mines and tnts thanks to this post.
DevonGronka
Going in for an interview tomorrow. =P "Yes sir, I know all about how to blow crap up."
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Same. I should totally try this at home and sue OP if it goes poorly
swofromtherock
Negative, minimum of two posts needed to become an expert.
Notme68
It's going on my resume.
LivingCactus
Now you can post online claiming to be a professional and having took a class in it.
rabbiebabbie
*got a degree
Leithoa
They use ammonium nitrate based explosives in mining. They shove rather than shatter. Safer that way.
worb84
ANFO is a hell of a bomb.
DevinCastellucci
Especially when it comes as a pink soup straight out of a hose.
BukkakeRider3000
Reminds me of our training in engineer troops about explosives: count the amount needed and add 20kg extra.
BukkakeRider3000
Although it was about how to break a bridge during wartime.
tomyironmane
To quote dad's engineering prof. "You all know how to destroy a bridge with minimum force and maximum effectiveness...
tomyironmane
... the Army won't tell you to blow up a bridge. They'll tell a lawyer who will use ten times as much explosives as needed...
tomyironmane
...and still won't do the job properly."
br3akoff
jabadahbutt
I just like seeing stuff blow up
MudkipsRevenge
Bad blast
fingerthattangydonut
Totallyscrewedinaustin
StealthInsomniac
Been looking for this. Ty!
557365726e616d652062757420696e2068657861646563696d616c
Look, I made a bridge!
Ihatenumbersinusernames
And it took me what? 10 seconds?
557365726e616d652062757420696e2068657861646563696d616c
11, tops!
Maitrify
How does one get a career in "blowing shit up legally"?
Leithoa
Structural engineering, join the military, or geology. Lastly wprk for a fireworks company.
Bluebagger126
Get a job with a mining company.
Smes
I think Al Qiada is hiring.
ObscureStarWarsReference
They have a fairly high turnover rate, so are always hiring. Once you have a position with them, headhunters are always looking for you...
GreedyJungle
I got a wireline job which involves geothermal mapping working for Halliburton in the oilfields. Entry level, great pay. Need a class A CDL.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
.
Mikaru86
Join the military as EOD or combat engineer or get a civilian license and work in mining, demolition etc.
goodyoda13
I went to school for Mining Engineering, but there are plenty of drilling and blasting jobs that don't require a degree.
deathclamfive
Where did you go to school at?
goodyoda13
Virginia Tech. There are 15 Mining Engineering programs in the US scattered about
isetprettygirlsonfire
I went to UNR mackay school of mines, geologic engineer here!
KornyKev
Wait I went to VT for mining engineering. When did you graduate? I did in 2015
SexyTimeJellyLegs
Do you crank Enter Sandman before each blast?
jeffoncom
If you don't you'll be hit with a bunch of legal fees and become virtually unhirable.
PedestrianElectrobastard
I'm a little scared to hear that you can be hired to work with explosions without a degree.
BklynPunisher
Don’t worry, that’s where Darwin comes into play, thinning out the gene pool.
Blellushka
But you do need a blaster's licence.
PedestrianElectrobastard
That'll make me rest a little easier. :P
Dogknat
Most blast certs require at least 5 years experience under a state certified blaster before you can even apply to do it alone. i.e. WI/MN/AR
glennifer
How would a military EOD guy get into a job like this? (asking for a friend)
IFoldlyGo
Show they have all ten fingers?
goodyoda13
Another option would be looking at mining company websites. Gold, coal, and aggregate all usually blast.
Mikaru86
Step 1, don't blow yourself up before you get out. Step 2, find a mining or demolition company that's hiring. Step 3, profit XD
goodyoda13
I would just search around for drill and blast companies.
isetprettygirlsonfire
A few food ones in Nevada
isetprettygirlsonfire
*good
AJewWithRhythm
I
FAECI
Why is this NSFW?
Malloon
Because it's tagged as nsfw when a reply includes nsfw.
FAECI
But is just the "Yes! That is awesome!" gif, I dont get it.
Malloon
The reply to the gif before you included "nsfw" in it. As such, the gif it replied to was automatically tagged as such.
FAECI
It was tagged NSFW before I commented, thats the whole reason why I asked.
smadge1
Meredithbixby
glorious
CAPSMAN
GOOD POST. LAST BLAST BAD. WE POLITELY DEMAND MORE!!
darkoneko
hell, it looks like half of it failed to ignite at all
uzidoesit2
Totally bad. Half the holes didn't even fire, and tonnes (literally) of flyrock.
AstronautChicken
You didn't raise your hand!!
sponx4
Last one = bad. Rock geysirs, uneven detonation, probably some explosives not gone off. Two more fields (zoomed out) didn't explode.
YAMAHAMMER
Who the fuck downvoted this? This is like a unanimous reply from Imgur
BrewedDude
Roland191145
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!
GloomyGusterson
enhbtdfhjugbnk
FUCK THAT. WE DEMAND MORE. ALIENS MIGHT COME ANYDAY NOW, THIS IS OUR ONLY DEFENSE.
DarkUranium
triestino21
WHAT IS BEING SAID???
Ravenwing14
This is opposite of good defence, because is less dangerous.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Nilhlis
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Nilhlis
You can steal memes as long as you have the license, if you don't then the meme police will get ya
enhbtdfhjugbnk
LAST BLAST HIGH ENOUGH TO CAUSE HARM TO ALIEN INVADERS, GREAT BLAST 12/10.
latinsaint
I'll show you a great blast lol
omuaomua
porn? is this porn?
confusedchris
philandishayes3127001
What the hell
GnoHomo
THIS GUY GETS IT
atacobyanyothernameisaburrito
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT
MasterBaconProclomation
I love this whole string of comments, but this made me chuckle and therefor leave a comment saying that I chuckled. And it made my night.
TotaltyNotCIA
WHAT DID YOU SAY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU I WAS STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE PRETTY FIRE, WHEN IT BECAME THE ANGRY FIRE.
TysPictureRepository
MAWP. MAWP. MAWP.
SvarvSven
FLYROCK that is what I learned from this.
FragileDonkey
tomyironmane
Oh, fucking hell, half those holes are still live. The fuckup was so bad it cut the det cord.
idonthaveauser
USERNAME CHECKS OUT.
TheSauceGuy
PhineasTFartBar
More??? I want a front row seat with backstage passes!
technobass
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!
NuthinButts
BECAUSE BLASTING CAPS!
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
Cause of the blasts you idiot.... i mean. WHAAT!?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
MWAP
wordtoyourface
I DONT KNOW BUT THIS IS EXCITING!
ikillcats
I AM EXISTING EXCITED RIGHT NOW... EXITING MY WAY OUT
Somarlane
EXIT MUSIC BLASTING AS I KILL CATS-- *record scratch* wait what?
HotelB
WHAT?!?
DarthHypno
OSHA REGULATIONS
Thefirstargonaut
I LOVE LAMP!
LNIWierdo
WHAT'S THAT? I'VE STILL GOT MY EARPLUGS IN!
technobass
YOU'D THINK WE WOULD USE IN EAR WALKIE TALKIES OR SOMETHING!!!
HightechHippieATX
LOUD NOISES!!!
TheRedBaKon
WHAT??
flyter2012
CHOCOLATE!
pipsaw22
fivefingerlarry
I DONT KNOW BUT MORE!!!!!!!!!
Maitrify
Because the first poster was CAPSMAN, slayer of capitalization and defender of screaming
SomeponyElse
Haha epic
anunimaginativeusername
I'M MR TORGUE AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
BionicM00se
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. APOLOGIZE!
TheySaidAllTheGoodUsernamesWereTaken
I CAN RELATE TO YOUR USERNAME!
anunimaginativeusername
SAME