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Sep 21, 2016 7:31 AM
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waitwtf
I was expecting it to fart or something
pajasa
Not as many bubbles as expected.
baturro
Yes, it farts.
ElCabaro
As if I really look like this!
AlphaQueueBeta
irritabletom
Pplblblbtllbtlbblbtttplbttlblbtt....
opheleon
OpenBSD has left securemode.
snufflepuffle
Guys puffing is super dangerous for pufferfish and shortens their life span, don't stress them out
SwitchPup
Aww, poor lil' dude.
KyProRen
I heard that in real life, a pufferfish inflating itself can be fatal.
Metalhead47
If they've gulped air. Usually it would be water. But they only do this when very stressed.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Just like me, only I can't deflate, and I stare in the mirror wondering exactly where it all went wrong.
reidft
Too early for these feels man
MRCLOUDPISS
now FUGU ME!!!!!!
Batmanintraining
Hmmm... Poison, poison, tasty fish! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKZCuS_CYAAbF4c.jpg
slumshoes
Master, I need your skilled hands.
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Gulping air is not good for puffers
SeeMyVests
Not with a bang but with a whimper
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
The proper scientific term is 'queefing'
tomatoboy
If it isn't...it needs to be.
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
You have you say it in Randy's voice
BooNotCool
It's a fact! my mom told me so.
VirtuousBane
God I hope this is true
Squarcle
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cheetah098
tozemarreco
never realised they turn upside down when they puff up
steikewaffel
need sound....sauce?
TotallyNotYourTeacher
When you've been holding too long.
Broxzier
Oh Neptune
elppapple
Ohhh so that black dot is the asshole. Neat.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
This doesnt explain HOW at all.
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
thezoolityre
Oh spongebob, whhhhyyyyyy?!
FillerNameToFillTheBox
SPONGEBOB WHY?
fizixx
HA HA HA....nice! +1
MajorSexyBoner
"Time to go teach my class at boating school."
IHateTrumpButNotYou
What?! But. . .how?!
eroso
Have you noticed how you suck and blow out air all the time? Same principle.
WhyMustYouDoThisToMe
All i can imagine is the sound of a balloon deflating
ZeldaFanNr1
Fwwwuuuuuu
Goronhead
PBBTBTBTBFFFFFF
Aurum6000
How i feel making a dump..
lazygrinder
My ma bought five puffer fish and I didnt realise that it's a defence mechanism that can kill them,2 sharp knocks on the tank n 4 dead fish
MycolTheFunguy
Yes! Many people don't realize this and like to see them puff up but it's bad for them. I have a puffer fish myself.
lazygrinder
You get it
27yoUGLYvirgin
What?
microshaft
All puffer fish inflated when someone knocked on on the tank, ~ tank was not large enough to fit all inflated fish at the same time.
Hambongler
citation needed
microshaft
1/2 I am assuming that is what happened, it could be an unlucky happening where the fish died due to inflation. I have had puffer fish
microshaft
2/2 myself, I have never seen any die due directly to inflation alone, if they are cornered and inflate together, stabby, stabby, fish dead.
MycolTheFunguy
No the act of inflating itself can cause the fish to die. It is meant to be a last resort defense mechanism only used it extreme stress. 1/2
MycolTheFunguy
If the fish are in a new aquarium they're stressed already, knocking on the tank caused them them to puff up which killed them. 2/2
lazygrinder
For which I'm sorry for. It was an expensive set up with expensive fish, I just wanted to see them puff up.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Oh wow, that's kind of hilarious, if it wasn't so sad. That seems like a ver inappropriately small tank though.
microshaft
I assume that is how it went down, I have never seen any die due to inflation alone.
microshaft
It is possible though especially with air in the stomach.
trippingfingers
Huh, I always pictured them sort of spurting around like a balloon.
KeeleonOhms
Because you've only ever seen them in cartoons.
battery1979
that happens when you give them alka seltzer.
Ewanator
That's basically what it did.
dorkyYorky
dolphins like to gnaw on these to get high...
QueenOfTheSundance
Pbbbtptbtptbttbtbtt
RagingPanda9
I've always wondered how to spell the sound of a deflating balloon, thank you.
Arckeiner
tasteslikechaos
Physicist here, the mass of the air being ejected here is much smaller than the mass of the fish. Think you throwing a stone. Therefore the
tasteslikechaos
recoil velocity is much smaller. Also the balloon has a nozzle that increases the velocity of the ejected mass, which
tasteslikechaos
also increases recoil velocity.
Salmikki
Otherwise I would also spurt around like a balloon at exhaling? Fun. :D
BlueSpaceLizard
Ha ha fatty air fishy so funny!
SmellOfMonkey