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izharulhak11
Are u an idiot? He spent 100 yrs trying to invite them but they mocked him .. u can't save idiots who prefer to worship idols
CaptMal
I bet the best thing about Noah's Ark was the all you can eat seafood buffet.
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BioGoji1989
Actually, it would have to have been at least 5000 in order for a sustainable breeding population to exist without inbreeding.
Quenya3675
Sad that there are still people who believe in this easily disproven fairy tale.
mrwthisusernameisavailble
I don't believe in 40 days/nights, 2x2, etc. I do believe there could be a real survival story here that the religious zealots embellished.
tinyCabbage
xi Jinping belongs on that list. Polictical prisoners, ugyhurs, tibetans, Muslims, Christians, Hong Kong, these are just the 1 we know about
aprique
yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh, "history"
RussainBot
Mao puts them both to shame.
TheLastBeerBender
Boff. The bible clearly and scientifically states there were like 5 people back then.
HelaSisterOfThor
Killing 4 out of 5 tho is a significant percentage of the population.
thagoblin
two of these three people actually existed..
AtsaMattaForMe
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Looks like Dave Mustaine and Nic Cage had a child
ImageAberration
People are forgetting about Pol Pot in Cambodia...
HotSauce2niteRingoFire2moro
good yarn. but he did frickin tell them to come in for like 120 solar rotations
BioGoji1989
Okay, but those two actually existed.
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PAwNMaNWiCH
Capitalism has done its part in killing a shit ton of people as well. Most Americans Like to ignore that little fact because patriotism.
Fishkeeper
I mean, yeah, but there's not one guy in charge of capitalism.
PAwNMaNWiCH
True, instead it's just a group of power hungry, corrupt individuals all trying to push either their individual or parties agenda.
Fishkeeper
More like multiple disconnected groups.
PAwNMaNWiCH
It's all shit.
Jiiiinker
If it weren't a myth, sure.
ath1337e
To be fair, It was God who murdered all those people.
NZSheeps
Noah was "Only following orders"
stickythingamajig
Mao killed millions more than Hitler and Stalin combined.
AmbiguousMatch
Didn’t Noah spent like 100 years inviting people to the ark though?
ObiHaiv
Oh, yeah, and everyone called him crazy. His Twitter account was blocked after he called the local meteorologist a "flighty bitch."
jbrightmans
It never rained before the flood. That's why they lost their shit over seeing a rainbow.
Zama174
Except ya know the story is fiction but yeah.
Dookhammer
I thought it was just that rainbows didn’t exist yet
RandalierBear
They did not even need to help build it, just go inside, also Noah did not close the doors.
GreatPhoenix
That's true. The flood water closed them instead. Early example of people ignoring professionals
userfriendly19777
Oh yeah. The 900 year old guy. Very plausible.
SodomySnake
See you down in Arizona Bay.
Grenateh
Learn to swim.
superheavydeathmetal
Learn to swim.
lostharbinger42
I'm still upset about him and the fuckin unicorns mate.
thecaveJohnson
They evolved into narwhals
cainofdreaming
But narwhals don't have horns. That thing sticking out of their heads is a tooth.
drduffer
Didn’t you see? It was on Imgur a bit ago. Noah rounded up a pair of Unicorns, but they were a gay couple.
LocalZoophile
Like those two lions in that one illustration
drduffer
Hadn’t thought about that until you mentioned it. Lion 1: “Your mane is lovely tonight!” Lion 2: “Thank you. Yours too!”
Grenateh
A) Noah isn't real B) Even if Noah was real, 100+ million people were killed in WW2. The population of humans would have been like 110,000
Grenateh
if anything in the Bible was actually real.
ArkoneAxon
Quite a bit, actually. Religious Archeology is fascinating - and I don't mean "Evangelists digging for fossils to prove creationism." They>
ArkoneAxon
have actually taken to reading religious texts to determine where to dig. Turns out that the Old Testament is freaky accurate, especially>
ArkoneAxon
the bits AFTER Genesis, which were oral history for millenia before finally being written down. Links to follow, for those interested:
ArkoneAxon
https://blog.logos.com/6-recent-archaeological-discoveries-that-affirm-details-in-scripture/
ArkoneAxon
https://www.topsecretwriters.com/2011/02/five-recent-biblical-archaeological-discoveries/
ArkoneAxon
https://biblearchaeologyreport.com/2020/12/28/top-ten-discoveries-in-biblical-archaeology-in-2020/
Coltaine
One of those are made up though.
Ivalicenyan
The Holocaust? It did happen, your humor is in poor taste
majorminers
Are we forgetting Pol Pot?
blumpk1npie
Cambodia is small so he couldn't get the same numbers. In terms of % he might be worst though
MarkySpaceMagnet
How dare you contradict "THE BOOK" , no i don't actually believe this.
Velv3tThunder
Allegedly.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
I knew Hitler was made up! No one could be THAT mad about not getting into art school.
researchonyourown
Are you saying the Holocaust wasn't real? *Sits back for drama storm*
MrPositive10
I wish everyone could say that with sarcasm but I have heard someone say it with full confidence
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Oh. I guess when it comes to obvious jokes about nazis being tiny dicked snowflakes, I still need a /s after the comment. My bad.
funchermuncher
Depending on which one you think it is tells a lot about you
smallfrie32
Is*
hijindc
"One is made up though." Yep, checks out
Coltaine
Yes, I realised that just as I hit send.
smallfrie32
Yeah, I hate we can’t edit comments like we can in reddit. Reddit edit baby
Fairdinkums
Why was this fact downvoted?
Grenateh
Because religious people.
Krobbt
I didn't downvote, but it feels like bashing the Bible just for the sake of it. I can see Christians getting upset.
spartanatreyu
I mean, the bible bashes itself everytime a Christian holds it aloft while screaching
mrwthisusernameisavailble
Because even with religious embellishment, there was likely a "real Noah." The world didn't mean the planet, just the area he knew. (1/?)
blumpk1npie
Or Utnapishtim
mrwthisusernameisavailble
2 of each animal could have been 2 of each that were important for his livelihood (2 chickens, 2 goats, etc.), not every species (2/?)
mrwthisusernameisavailble
It's about perspective. There were enough major floods that there could be a seed of truth about survival. (3/3)
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
That would still be so implausible in a hilarious number of ways...
Zamm005
And even then, weren't there only supposed to be a few thousand people on earth when Noah went for a sail?
superheavydeathmetal
And the remaining 8 were able to repopulate fast enough to build the pyramids in a few hundred years.
ctsawood0
The book "Drunk with Blood" estimates 20 million and The numbered death count in the bible at 2.8 million. Good guy god.
Zamm005
Yea, so even god himself ain't a scratch on these guys. Pathetic really, lol. So, Noah really got rookie numbers.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Now, if you look at it as a percentage of population, Noah takes it at 99.99999999%
080080
say what you will, the man is thorough!
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
My favorite conspiracy theory is that God's and Satan's rolls were reversed in the bible. Serpents were depicted as symbols of intelligence
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
And wisdom is most ancient cultures.
TheRicM
What about this verse?: "Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up" (John 3:14)
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
I really need to read through the whole thing, adhd brain just gets so bored after the first few chapters