MrFrankeisten
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Nov 5, 2022 5:30 PM
MrFrankeisten
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TheS4ndm4n
thespaceneedle
Weird thing to be proud of anyway
DrK8E
She wasn’t wrong.
nojustsayitdont
Still should be proud. Chosen from a bin full of other needy children. Natural births were probably an accident.
RadiDaddy
Both our kids were born c-section. The worst side effect is their penchant for entering & leaving the house through the window.
Dispeptique
At least they wanted you.
MosEisleyPhotography
“You’re a master manipulator” by my father when I was a toddler.
nojustsayitdont
Have you ever had to deal with toddlers? They are indeed master manipulators.
zerbert
What an ahole! My parents used to smilingly say I was their fave daughter. It always felt a little mean bc I'm their only daughter...
nocommennts
Wasn't a lie
nextuk
Well - that escalated quickly...
mumhmmsw5211
There were no survivors
ImtheYeti
She didnt lie tho so.....
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
That's not a lie. That's doublespeak.
klean9
Technically….
putcleverusernamehere
Oof
heyletsbefriends
why would you be proud of that in the first place?
popeyeNL
Not actually proud, just true.
msdss
When anyone tells me that someday I'll find something that makes me happy.
FlintNorth44
Cheaters never prosper
Mxlespxles
She's out of line, but she's right
Thatradarguy
The question he can now ask is she hot
georgedragonslayer
I'm sorry but, this gif has absolutely nothing to do with your post.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Dang. not wrong tho
shanasphone350
That means they chose you. You are special. I hope you feel loved and wanted. If not, this rando send you love
Mxlespxles
SerLodus
At least they were chosen and not a total accident.
Alyoshaforyou
Oh, man. I haven’t seen these comics in ages!
xuumo
None of it was true. So it's really hard to pick something in particular.
uzetaab
I never understood why you would hide that. Tell them what they are and what it means before they can even understand.
IntrospectiveZombie
The only way to be truly happy is to be a good obedient Mormon
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Someshithead241
Doesn't sound like a lie to me
kyzentun
Well, easiest for her!
brumbasse
Yes, that is the joke
CouldYouPleaseRatherNot
I'm so proud that I didn't tear up your vagina, mommy!
darthstormer
Although being 18, and not blood related, they've got the green light to tear it up now.
LoyalToTheEnd
VulpesIncendium
epicfail48
...it wouldve cost you nothing to not type that but you did it anyways
CouldYouPleaseRatherNot
weidermeijer
I’ve seen movies like that.
theredeemablefemalecousin78
lostharbinger42
Arcygenical
As an adoptee I hate this comment. My bio mom, however, is a dime, and I hate this about myself.
DarthGoodguy
I too choose this guy’s birth mom
KiwiGameDev
Damn a lot to unpack there
trigonman3
Genetic sexual attraction is a thing.
IWasACatAllAlong
Bro are you gonna fuck your not-mom
helyx
Is she single?
alex5775
*Freud has entered the chat*
BryanLaserEpee