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Nov 16, 2017 1:18 PM
3PiecesOfBread
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HoboFacts
A lot*
IIIHalezIII
so a bukkake is like 10-15 exabytes..
Colocasia192
Two billion bases, which are quaternary rather than binary, is Hella more data than 37.5 MB.
sanpurusouru
You Suck at Photoshop - Smart Objects
sanpurusouru
SRSLY YOU GUISE this sperm was used in that tutorial series, episode Smart Objects. It's really funny stuff! Don't downvote me I'll be nice!
370zSteve
slapzgiving
mictoboy
That’s a 479328000Mb/s connection...
DaierMune
Wait, so the Human Genome is just 75mb?
zipsline4
kwickster85
File transfer complete
Bizzledizzle007
MeLaMonster1
Jacail
Way to much information
sendep7
There's a lot of redundant data and overhead though. That's like breaking up word doc into 3 million copies. Each being slightly different
DangerousWurm
fiddlewheelx
HUGELOADPUNS.txt
1234canIhavealittlemore
I like to share information... Especially with women.
RoodKontjeAapje
Lol title
BigphinOrca
I need to review my information theory again, but given how much repetition there is in the load I bet there's less information than 1.5k TB
lawideas
It's really just a bunch of copies of the same 37.5MB of data. More like a RAID array.
whatsisname
There's some variety in there.
82ndAbnVet
But they are not identical copies, for example 51% of them carry genetic information for female humans and 49% for rational humans
Kavrae
I was JUST checking the comments to see if anyone else had said this first.
TupacAintDead
Perfect time to use the "It'll make you smarter." line.
GrumpyPeopleNeedHugs
so you download a baby now? take 9 months to process the data and 3d print it...
bluhippo
I was once watching some science, and the scientist said something like "I want to swallow your unborn humans"
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Didn't that cultist church in Westboro also have a song about swallowing cum?
ShittyPeopleAnonymous
"watching some science"
missbelled
Im pretty sure it was Adriana Chechik. Sounds like something she'd say.
Prebez
More like 2.5 GB. 11 Gbases. Each represents 2 bit. Yes, I'm "That Guy"
AxelBeingCivil
The entire human genome is 3.2 Gb, not 11. There's some variation, but 3.2 is about the average.
Prebez
You may well be right. I'm ashamed to say, that I deal with that shit on a daily basis ;-) But the 37.5 MB is still WAY off ;-)
Prebez
For some reason the 11 Gb stuck in my mind. I think it's some plant. I DID, in my defense, work with plant molecular biology :)
Prebez
For posterity, you ARE right. about 3 Gb ;-)
seedye
You really can’t simplify biology down to discrete units. So much relies on complex interactions w/ environment, etc.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Numbers are totally wrong. Human haploid genome is about 800MB (3.2Gbases / 4 (two bits per base)) times 400,000,000 sperm. Big Number.
moonshadow23
*slow hand clap*
thyfartismurder
Is swalloing considered genocide then?
Jacail
Nope its called Datamining
NoFuxToGive
No, it's downloading.
BitchButcher
Technically it's a semi-genocide.
AlexImguram
It's only semi-genocide if you're not fully erect
Munnin41
Its semen genocide actually. Cant believe you missed that
DaChronisseur
Or 1.59 PB (Petabyte).
Pugalug
As a CS student, It bothers me that they don’t just say 1.5 Petabytes
cuntalaskank
Enjoy your first job in the future
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForScale
How do I get to study counter strike
superfeathers
Woah, there guy. I know you're an expert, but calm down now.
Millillion
A lot of people probably aren't familiar with Petabyte.
omgitsadamz
Like when you read the age of something as "1000 millipn years" which I have seen in museums and geology papers.
Millillion
I think that's to avoid confusion from American and British billions and up.
omgitsadamz
Ah of course, I forget they use metric billions while we use imperial.
lordofcrappymemes
Wait, there’s a difference?
Millillion
The traditional British order is Million, Milliard, Billion, Billiard, Trillion, Trilliard, and so on. It's called long scale.
lordofcrappymemes
Oh. I didn’t know any English-speaking countries used that system anymore.