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Old Hong Konger finishes his paper while the world ends.
Hong Kong experienced some heavy rain and flooding on Thursday 19 October, so, of course, panic ensued. Everyone was losing their shit. Except for this guy. Some say he lost all his fucks in the war. Some say he's never even heard of a fuck. Some say he's still out there, sitting in this Starbucks, feet down, paper up, and not a fuck in sight.
A photo shop battle has since floated up from the depths.
Above photo via TV Most. Sauce: http://hongkong.coconuts.co/2016/10/20/unflappable-starbucks-uncle-goes-viral-hero-we-all-need
Photoshopping intensifies.
Finally achieved gold status.
We're going to need a bigger latte.
SmellOfMonkey
"You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan?"
Famousapples
Wait... today is thursday. And it's the 20th... am I missing something
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Can confirm lots of Asians don't give any fucks at all, it's amazing
Randomice
He is reading the weather forecast. In a day old newspaper.
DoingItWrongSince1980
How else it's hee going to know the weather? I don't see any windows.
mellowdrama
Not worried because his boat is tied up out back.
floppysocks6776
Starfucks
DrRad
Where's sad Keanu?
justino37
Description cracked me up. +1 to you, OP. Thanks.
madvilllain
No Starfucks Coffee
kortex
thisisfine.jpg
sharkhugs
"I was born in this booth and I'll die in this booth."
tomyn
Please photoshop one of the movie 2012, too!
cheesetres
Love this. +1
LucyBelle
But it's a good article ~ guy probably
ZombiesAreOkay
"I paid for this, I'm finishing it."
tripod2000
Can you tell the British influence?
gooz99
Very confused about why they were shopping a Starbucks in every time. The photo was cropped, i get it. Starbucks is in fact everywhere.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
If I owned starbucks Id put starbucks in caves n mountains n jungles n shit n let it deteriorate just to fuck with future archaeologists
MissArnie
This just made me realize one day we will treat Starbucks just like we treat Blockbusters now.
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
When interviewed & asked why "You know us Asians, we always need telling twice" "Thank you sir & on that bomb shell, back to the studio"
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
you a writer?
jcraig919
behrditz
Thats right, we bombed every single asian country twice, not one extremely specific one. This joke makes complete sense.
FloodingWaters
why do you hate laughter?
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
You know, I was gonna invite you to my party but now I'm rethinking it.
Leozas
I.... dont get it
Anumerical
Atomic bomb