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TumEsticks
I'm glad you remembered you graduated.
Grubenwolf
I laugh at kids that have to go back to school but deep down I wish I could go back to school.
Justapartofyourimagination
School bus driver here. Fuck you.
tracereading
Thanks, now I'm gonna be dreaming about school again.
Supervillian68
When you see Back To School ads and you have no kids to worry about.
Treblaine
When you remember you decided to become a teacher:
bendersmommy
The reverse of this gif is me. I loved back to school season and now I have no use for any of the paper, notebooks, crayons or pencils. Sad.
PixelatedDerpFace
Black to school*
IwishIwasfunnieronline
I'm 32. Come every August I will never stop celebrating the fact that I don't have to go back to school
OrionRed
My kids have both graduated college...I never need to know if school is in session again!
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
Yes you do. Imgur.
sm531
I usually like to know when school's out so I can feel good that there'll be less traffic when I go in to work! :)
SmackJellyfist
Unless you speed through a school zone...
OrionRed
ha! I live in Ohio, cops don't need an excuse to give you tickets.
Zanthy
Grandkids. Have you heard of em? They'll make you remember school...
OrionRed
Shut up!!!!! Let me have this!!
Vulpinologist
Congrats. Enjoy the extra cash! (Unless you co-signed on student loaned. Then my deepest condolences.)
OrionRed
Oh yeah...my last act of self-sacrifice... $90,000 worth.
TheRealJonSnow
So how old are you, if you don't mind me asking
OrionRed
49.
jollyrgr
I graduated from college 20 years ago. Still hate Back to School sales as it means summer is over.
imgurhasgoodmemes
Then you think about taxes
zeradeth
I'm two years graduated and don't actually find taxes that hard...
SaucyDisses
taxes? ...mmuuUUUEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH EHH EH EHM EH EHHHMMM
Y3HM0N
That's the one xD
post920
Upvoted for truth
xXCALI559Xx
this wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't an accountant :( tax season suckksss
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R11R
Well aware of the context, still funny. Funniest cry I've ever heard lol.
gibbusChrist
Context or not- taxes make the manliest men cry
NotKeyserS0ze
LateNightBunnyParty
And then you become a parent, and "back to school" means being broke in August.
zapsmass
You are going to miss school.
cbh3
Yeah well ......fuck you. *runs home crying
MasterBaitin
POPE.
ilikecheeseburgers
As a teacher
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mialynneb
I go back to work on Tuesday :(
ilikecheeseburgers
I have a few weeks until in-service days... Need it cause I just finished summer school
Joey1978
July 26th?
mialynneb
Yes - we start early. The kids come back August 2nd.
munashe13
Don't mind me, I'm just mirin his arm and shoulder gainz
RobustRoast
Best feeling, being out of school making a great salary doing a job you love.
PlayingWithDynamite
Yelling "have fun at school dorks!!!" from your car window and then remembering college was amazing and you hate being an adult.
Hoojamufasijer
I have the opposite effect. I use to love that shit.
Cuzinsam
bendersmommy
Same
TheRicM
indefinitive1144
Most of my anxiety dreams are going back to school and receiving thousand+ word assignments. Fuck homework!
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
Yea but now I have to deal with the real world.
Vulpinologist
Then you remember you have work all the fucking time while the little shits run around on their summer break.
danishjuggler21
So much this
DinoSuarez
Lol no, I'm unemployed... Wait, shit, this sucks too
skelitor120
Then I remember that I'm unemployed so at least for right now I can enjoy my day.
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Yeah but I get to do nothing all weekend long without worrying about tests, grades, or anxiety about flunking out of school
theMartzSound
Someone please reverse the original gif for this
Eridith
napu89
As someone who worked through school, being an adult rocks!!
dejavu85308
One of my tenants is a teacher... It makes me sad when I get home from work and she is on the couch playing xbox
Midnaspet
then I remember that unlike those little shits I have disposable income
cactuscooIer
I'm both and I'm sad
hookerbot5000
this right here. If teachers actually made a livable wage the job would be much more attractive. 60-70k a year? summers off? (1/2)
hookerbot5000
a fuckton of state and federal holidays? sick time? ya i could do that. instead they get like $40k a year mostly
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Would rather be at work personally.
sometimesipostsockshere
I would rather have like 2 week holiday, which I've gotten once during the last 5 years.
OldManTaylor
Yeah and even when you are out of school it still sucks when summer is over
KingPrickard
but you're making money from it, and can bang the hot adults
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
What the fuck is this break you speak of? I had 3 consecutive weeks of band camp with another week in august. On top of tons of SAT Prep
darkhazard
Found the nerd
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
The pain is too real
TheLittleInjunThatCould
At least I get a paycheck at the end of the week, instead of homework.
logicalwarfare
MRW Im a teacher and I have the same holidays.
UpvoteSquirrel
the last 2 weeks have been amazing and best of all I still got paid. School Holidays are awesome for Teachers.
PizzaStation
Hell yeah! I was going to make this point, then I saw your reply.
PiGiSpi
Have contemplated studying to be a teacher strictly because of that. Yes I'm a bad person, but I dread the thought only 2 weeks off a year
MichaeIJCaboose
MRW I don't deal with D-bag kids in my welding shop
logicalwarfare
That's enough caboose!!- Church. Jk. I teach history. I wouldn't want to be around kids with dangerous tools.
TraceofSpades
Mrw when I'm a lawyer and can actually afford a mortgage.
RobustRoast
Right there with you brother, earned money is best money.
Finisheachotherssandwiches
Finished law school and got a mortgage in three months? Wow
TraceofSpades
Fair
logicalwarfare
So can I.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
NO ONE FUCKING CARES BRO
Camelspotting
So why do we care about the teacher?
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
WE DONT CARE ABOUT HIM EITHER
UpvoteSquirrel
You basically make money from peoples misery. Fuck you.
TraceofSpades
I mean. I'm focusing on IP law. So. No?
UpvoteSquirrel
Depends, if you mainly Defend Multinationals IP then you're even more scum. If small business, then a parasite and necessary evil.
gibbusChrist
Good for you, you act like we care. Don't you have someone's soul to suck anyway, mr lawyer hot shot?
logicalwarfare
Hey man, he is probably important. He has a billboard and everything....(sarcasm)
gibbusChrist
Probably some 1-800 number that puts you on hold for 2 hours- or untill he's done jerkin it with $1 bills in his hands.
Sarbelas
Pretentious comment of the year.
kevinallover
But is it worth the high-stress, low-income job?
logicalwarfare
Little stress and 60k a year is really good for 187 work days a year.
kevinallover
How many years in are you that you're making 60k? That is not standard.
SheaBriar
Details pls.
logicalwarfare
Work in Texas. Most districts start at 43k to start but some pay a lot more 52k. If you couch add 6k. Add a masters degree another 1.3 k.
Drfuckup
Lmao 60k.