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Sep 9, 2016 6:55 AM
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bulweif
Best I can give you is 5 inches
letskissandstuff
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3toedsloth
I feel like if some guy had started that conversation, I'd be seeing a ton of fedora comments....
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Took him so long to reply kaiti's picture had time to evolve
Karpethian
Drshwing
Damn I would have never thought of that.
FatGravity
Plot twist she really did choke and died U.U
DatMormon
The creature slowly turns, stares me in the eye and says.... "PLAAAAAAY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD.... or I'll eat your soul!"
Maitrify
Why is that shows introduction such a thing? I don't get it. It's not funny to me
pringlesyum
Too bad she wasn't clever enough to keep it going.
bengalhoel40
That was not that funny.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Be wary of Tinder. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Who art thou is say." Nah. No thanks. Nope. Nuh uh.
potatokeyboard
She changed her picture half way through the convo :o
FourWordComment
Lady makes first move...?
Formalis
Tried something similar once. Girl wanted me to finish the story myself. No fun at all.
PerkyPervertedPet
This is why many single women are single. They demand a lot and give nothing. Or they are unlucky to be ugly.
Formalis
As much as it saddens me, I have to agree.
Scottcahoon14
I know it's fake because you got messaged by a girl first
nigelandco
Best I can do is a left-swipe
Mage4hire
Well, I was hoping to get a right swipe for this, but in the end it's one more swipe than I came in here with.
nigelandco
Nice
MadlyGeeky
I live for these posts
toothpastefordinner
Im re watching this show right now! So much craziness going on, i love it!
GoCanadaGo
Yeah but do you have Battletoads?
DukeDarkwood
I have Battletoads! Never did finish it. Got past the bike stage, though!
GoCanadaGo
That sounds like hell.
DukeDarkwood
No, THAT would be the level where you're rappelling down a gigantic pit, and absolutely everything wants to knock you to your death.
Feralkyn
"What art thou is say?"
TeenGirlSquad
These are so dumb. Like some mystic riddle will where the correct answer will grant you the treasure of a date. Or just ultra pretentious.
Notmyrealnamethethird
Am i the only one bothered by the changed profile pic..?
Solid5outof7
She's choking now, just wait till she sees his.... Banana collection. He uses it as a reference tool
DoctorRobotMD
Is this what it's like to be attractive?
Phenome
The key to true happiness, is being good-looking.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/oQS1duN How the hell should I know?
AlkeneThiol
To have women message you first? Yeah. That doesn't happen in my reality :-(
IrwinFireson
Big sauce
Helveticus
I call bullshit. Tinder girls don't initiate!
GreatBig
"OMG choked on my tea." drinks mountain dew*
IAmAGoodPerson
I don't understand why it's funny? Someone explain
IAmAGoodPerson
Like..how the hell did this get 4000 up votes and FP. This is ifunny type garbage.
TeenGirlSquad
It's funny because when people here see someone talk to a woman they look on in wonder.
NickRivieraMD
IT's not. Didn't even have no tree fiddy.
webcamtarantula
I guess you'd call it situational irony?
Dexterming
Where is this from? I tried to search something on google but I'm not sure what I'm looking for. Sorry my ignorance, I'm European =(
Gaarwaronja
it's from some american pawn shop show
ExceptFluffyDuck
Took him 5 days to type.
ThaiMaiShu
The first time now he just copy and pastes it to every girl he matches with
EpicCakeMan
He had to think
JohnIrons
He had other shit to do. It ain't all about pussy. Just mostly.
Intr0naut
More like tree-fiddy
PeanutToe
The long game
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FennecAeon
Nah man. Message back whenever you want. Sometimes we dont see things. Sometimes we see them and get distracted.
FennecAeon
Sometimes even we arent attachd to our phone. I have never known a girl to dis a guy cos of how soon he texts back. WHAT they text back, yes
stonerlibtard
Maybe the people you're matching with aren't that interested in you
mebe21
idk if that's necessarily the case. It depends. I don't get notifications from it, so it just depends on timing. I check it when I remember.
mebe21
or rather I did when I actually thought it was worth using.
iampikachu1234
Or 6 months?
diseases4you
Hi, fellow french ;)
Nerdzlek
Or 5 days
CurtMantis
Or 6 months
GoldPikachu
Or 5 days
drewbs86
Or 6 months