Being vegan is like...

Dec 29, 2015 9:20 AM

Except the "demon" is yummy, delicious bacon

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

... yet you still can't manage to shut the fuck up the entire time and brag about how intuitive you are?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Because eating something that allowed humans to evolve out of Africa into what we are today is basically a demon.

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Being vegan is like being one of the townspeople in Scooby Doo who think the old mine really is haunted.

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