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Clickhole is becoming my favorite website
May 20, 2015 7:49 PM
RustlinYourJimmies
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enaidachubar
"I'm not sure I understand the question"-- lost it
UnfortunateSchmeltingAccident
MOPS. LOL
Spiderbubble
Terminally 3 'Star Wars' Fan?
Aimanfire
This is like the onion for the onion
poorlywrappedpresents
Clickhole is close to the best site on the internet.
itsahollyday2
After Imgur?
poorlywrappedpresents
of course!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
It would be cool to see the Statue of Liberty dance. But it could be even BETTER:
(nsfw)
LVL80CatLady
http://www.clickhole.com/article/all-8-glorious-inches-purebred-american-cockranked-1886 My favorite article. NSFW as fuck
NotCompletelyInsane
Even though I know this is a joke, as a theme park enthusiast that is not a Six Flags park the rhino is at, that is PortAventura.
Liamy321
I knew I'd find this! Have a cookie
Chouilste
Sublime is pretty fucking great! Too bad the singer overdosed :(
Katikusterd
I'll give you an answer for #7 , Five Nights at Freddy's happened.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
whutserface
It's already on the list.
Lurch1911
I too wish to know why the Statue of Liberty is not yet animatronic... That seems like something that should exist.
mide8
Well, I want to know what the other 21 priests threw at the devil
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Dance, Liberty, dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BE6GyHcASE
futuremonkey
"About Schmidt" is brutally bleak and depressing, for those of you who are assuming it's a cheesy comedy.
Gonnaderpya
I lost my shit at the snake one. I have no idea why, but I'm in pain from the laughter
AngryTurd
#5 http://imgur.com/T8pnrxF
AtlantisSkye
Why isn't the Statue of Liberty animatronic yet?
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Can't you just imagine that article being read by Cave Johnson?
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I can now!
blkbox
Reminds me of The Onion.
brookers
That says a lot for the onion when they can do something different but keep the same style so you can tell it's them.
patpatpat15
It's a sister publication. If you have The Onion liked on Facebook, they occasionally post some of Clickholes articles
WhimsicalCalamari
Makes sense. It's the same company.
whutserface
Was going to comment the same thing but you did it first.
mithiwithi
I want a site like this, only instead of just parody they take real articles and supply the anti-clickbait part in the headline.
jeffreybaratheon
You would probably enjoy @SavedYouAClick on Twitter.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Unfortunately, clickbait titles are often keyword friendly and help with SEO purposes.
Aroundthemoon
Fark.com
6footdildo
i read what you wrote 5 times and still cannot comprehend it
mithiwithi
Basically, instead of saying "You won't believe what happens next!" it actually tells you what happens next.
6footdildo
oh
NightsPlutonianShores
Is the photo in the last one Cheesies in Chicago?
ladaisycakes
I just posted asking the same thing! it is! lol
buckbuckbuckybuck
I was wondering the same thing. Looks like it!
YourPalCal
I think so!
katiebcomedy
What's the heaviest thing you've ever thrown at the devil? My sides. They're splitting.
R3mmy
How did you manage to throw your sides? No wonder they are splitting.... Did you take pictures?
AstralMarmot
"I'm not sure I understand the question". Brilliant.
Mrsbriggysloth
Im not sure I understand the question. Hahahah
Jokeykilla
I'm not sure I understand the question
katiebcomedy
Best answer: http://imgur.com/7Dfux1t
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
The Devil is a troll, and that was amazing xDD
Viralregurgitator
It's like buzzfeed, but honest and with better content
Fenderzilla
...no it's not
AnalBeard
And with Clickventures - my favorite part of the site.
LulaFortune
it's like an antidote to buzzfeed. Honestly calms me down so much when I've managed to work myself up into a bad mood over internet bollocks
peaceho
It's actually a satire of buzzfeed and similar sites
eetsumkaus
I hate how buzzfeed has this reputation now, although they really only have themselves to blame. Their original journalism is top notch
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Honesty: http://www.clickhole.com/video/eerie-all-clouds-are-gone-2512
generalsplayingrisk
http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-meteorologists-about-worst-storm-theyv-2504
Cilvaa
The photo on #8 is ripe for Photoshoping into something inappropriate: http://chimg.onionstatic.com/1332/0/original/640.jpg
georgiaoqueef
I was in a clickhole video. the onion/clickhole/av club have the quietest offices I've ever seen.
DrArbitrary
Which one? I hope you were in the Gatorade video, but I'm probably getting my hopes up.
georgiaoqueef
I wish. A girl writes a letter to her fifteen year old self. The day I went they had. A big box of worms they were racing on tables though.
DrArbitrary
BIG TIME FORBES READER
georgiaoqueef
HAHAHAHA! That's me!
ZeeGogglesZayDoNothing
Mops.
BearAttack
ladaisycakes
Chicagoans, is that Cheesies in the last picture?
ilikeitilikeitalot
Yes it is! I was there last weekend.
Waddington
"We put a gopro on grandpa to see what heaven looks like"
LadyBabalon156
Greatest ever
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
You need more upvotes, this is amazing
CodeE42
"2000 likes and we'll send this kid to space camp, whether he wants to or not."
FrankTheCube
I laughed at that and then remembered my grandmother died last night. Now I'm sad.
gbreezy
My favorite Clickhole article. "7 Classic ’90s Toys That Weren’t Fun Anymore After 9/11"
AceOfShovels
LINK
gbreezy
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-classic-90s-toys-werent-fun-anymore-after-911-333
jb1701d
Nooo I laughed way too hard...
yabisaurusrex
oh man i completely lost my shit at no 5. so awful
jb1701d
Me too. I'm terrible..
yabisaurusrex
im still laughing about it :/
moumouxe
.
DrArbitrary
We Threw A GoPro At Our Stepdad
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
Dammit... Debra!
rectalprolapse
Actually, the "We put a GoPro on a sparrow" is legitimately hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMAzl0yVhw
Wesyan
"Powerful: This Woman Turned A Cereal Box Upside Down To Make A Point About How There’s No More Cereal"
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
"We put a GoPro on a sparrow"
GregKennedy
http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-put-gopro-sparrow-2248
HurricaneWhoDat
My sides hurt!
BenderBendingRodriguez
ok i cackled
tracereading
The last thing NYC needs is Lady Liberty shooting flames at airliners.
MichaelFreakingScott
Tell me how mops can kill!!! I need to know!!
youreasmellypiratehooker
http://www.clickhole.com/article/these-common-household-items-could-kill-you-if-you-2366
kaiseritz
Bless your beautiful soul.
Wesyan
Thank you random imgurian
prepareshipforludicrousspeed
It seems you have never been a victim of mop justice
UmamiMama
Me too!
xFireFlyy
Well there was one girl that got raped by one.
TragicTurtle
had to get it surgically removed because it had splinters.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
It feels wrong upvoting this
unappropriate
Or the urban legend about the girl who killed her self by putting one in her vagina and jumping off the refrigerator. Which is scary as fuck
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Metal.
xFireFlyy
Oh EWWW! THAT'S-- OH GOD!!
FrogPaste
I heard women in prison rape other women with broom and mop handles a lot...
youreasmellypiratehooker
I will never understand women.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Don't try. Women understand women, and they HATE women.
SquidJesus
I will now begin to threaten people with a mop.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
I find a cactus works better.
DarthFutuza
*clenches butt in fear*
SquidJesus
Cactus mop!
siler7
Mops are known for their sharp teeth, venomous claws, and bad tempers.
Yr00
But wouldn't stand a chance against my lawnmower.
EchoOfSnac
Kiwi31415
They're also deadly if swallowed whole.
thenick2quick
They're also deadly if swallowed in tiny pieces.
SadisticTea
You could trip on it, fall on the counter, knock over the knife stand, and then fall over on the knives.
afkinturkey
Some final destination grade shit right here
Escueleto
Your 2 year old could take the mop to the counter, knock over the knife stand, and grab the knives. Ranked number two deadliest creature.
StaringAtSidewalks
Or fall in to the spike pit
everynightisladiesnight
Died at mops
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
http://i.gyazo.com/feca8ef26200fd1b9bed9f94526990c5.png
thisistheonlycommentiwillevermake
OMG the prom one... delightfully horrifying...
Madmidmed
If it were segregated by year (junior/senior) I'd get it, but...
ShadowStorm197498
Keyword... JUST
WaitingonCoffee
I'm really hoping they named it Merrill High after that financial firm just to add more spice to an already hot article.
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
There's a documentary that follows Morgan Freeman and him dealing with this in his hometown. Pretty interesting
demolitionlover09
Holy crap, someone else has seen it! I thought I might have been the only one.
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
**high fives**
UsuallyFromMyPhone
I just found out segregated proms are actually a thing that still goes on. I'm appalled.
demolitionlover09
There was some random tv show about this. Morgan Freeman offered to pay for the prom if they desegregated it.
thisistheonlycommentiwillevermake
holy shit, seriously? I've lived in the south my entire life and have never heard of this- people would flip the fuck out...
demolitionlover09
Yeah. From what I remember the parents were the ones that wanted to keep it that way. The kids wanted to be w/ friends from the other proms.
Slickmand
Even while being sarcastic these articles are better reads than BuzzFeed
MetalSkeletal
What happened next will ......
satchea
Will what!?! I must ...
thenick2quick
See the rest after the jump!
jdlsharkman
*multiple ads*
jdlsharkman
BLOW YOUR MIND
BostonianB
adblock pro, my friend.
jdlsharkman
Support content creators, my friend.
GreaterDog
Is #3 a Jim Crow prom?
override367
yes, and it's something that happens in many southern counties, they have whites only and blacks only proms
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Probably more accurate information too.
TalkRlyehianToMe
You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
JustJoeWired
I have to admit they are killin' it with those Buzzfeed Presents videos, though.
Wutisthis1
The problem is idiots actually believe them and retweet / post them everywhere and claim them as fact. Especially the onion articles.
poochyena
probably more factual too
eetsumkaus
well...not all of BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/news
ApatheticDropbear
all thanks to one weird trick that BuzzFeed *hates*
ZBOZZ
Humor and dignity
DarthFutuza
Gullibility?
ApatheticDropbear
No, that's the opposite of what they hate.
DarthFutuza
Truth?
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
Apparently Buzzfeed though so as well, http://www.poynter.org/news/mediawire/305021/buzzfeed-hires-clickholes-daniel-kibblesmith/
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Appears all the people who comment on Po-knee-ter dog com-I-Mean-ORG are Imugrians. ...Oh wait, it's like "pointer." I get it now.
Sacurason
I...I can't tell if it's real or not. My head hurts.
sidiousdidnothingwrong
Is this the real life?
kizul
Is this just fantasy?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Caught in a landslide
Leonir
No escape from insanity
IgnisMoltenheart
HurricaneWhoDat
Please tell me this is fake.
IgnisMoltenheart
That article is actually, the linked one. Fuck pikachu and her other ones are real though
realskramz
yeah this is fake as hell, you can see no article like that exists after a 30 second internet search
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
You know that isn't a real article right?
IgnisMoltenheart
Yup, if you looked at any of the other replies you'll see that I said that multiple times.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Yeah, for some reason they werent showing up for me until now
jeffreybaratheon
What is the issue with her writing? http://kinja.com/patriciahernandez Went back 3 pages, all just normal video game articles...
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Whoa whoa whoa.....this can't be a serious thing.
revcleo
That text looks photoshopped, and also like a parody of what someone would say.
TGWeaver
You're right. It's not. The article's fake.
IgnisMoltenheart
Thats what I thought, but she also wrote this
. An article called "Fuck Pikachu" and so many countless others
Domehammer
Didn't we have institutions for delusional insane people?
realskramz
this is also fake jesus christ do you believe everything you see on the internet?
nihilityfarce
Isn't that like saying the Onion isn't satire because look how ridiculous these articles they wrote are?
IgnisMoltenheart
I don't think most of her articles are, but the one that I linked actually doesn't exist apparently, I wasn't aware when I posted it.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I want to go read some of these articles, but I know it would make me angry, and I don't feel like being angry while eating my brownie....
IgnisMoltenheart
Don't ruin your brownie happiness, those are precious moments. Wait till you've finished and then mentally prepare yourself for garbage
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I am not prepared... yet. But I will be! Rawrrrr!
jeffreybaratheon
How many of those articles have you actually read on Kotaku and how many were (easily faked) screenshots?
IgnisMoltenheart
But she bothered me before I was even linked these images by an imgurian.
IgnisMoltenheart
The lego one, and possibly the saving private ryan ones were the only ones of hers I haven't read, admittedly they were the most outlandish
jeffreybaratheon
Those are both fake, though, so...I still don't understand why you don't like her.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
IgnisMoltenheart
hahaha, I love that gif, but yeah :/ it's supposed to be a game journalism site but it just releases garbage imo.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Well add that to the long list of sites I'll never be going to
monkeyseed
http://imgur.com/MN1utu9
IgnisMoltenheart
I know it's a reaction gif, but all I can think is BUFFY
IDontKnowHowToHuman
http://media.giphy.com/media/XID3mkxPqBDcA/giphy.gif
madrakthered
This must be irony/trolling/whatever. Real people aren't this dumb
AmArschdieRaeuber
Real people are this dumb, but I think you're right, this articles seem very ironic
Puppet7x7
I'm with you. They ARE that dumb, but I find it hard for such stupidity to be expressed so perfectly and ironically.
IgnisMoltenheart
I wish you were right, but the stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me
madrakthered
But even kotaku wouldn't publish something so deliberately stupid, except as a joke, surely
TGWeaver
Or just fake.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -- Robert A. Heinlein
MetalSkeletal
More like "Is Lego racist?" I don't see any black pieces there.
IgnisMoltenheart
hahaha, Triggered, check your privilege lego. Apparently lego are trying to keep the black pieces down.
MetalSkeletal
Maybe because it's Danish it doesn't know there are black pieces.
ConsensualDinosaurSex
What are you talking about? They're all colored.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I see at least 3. Checkmate, aesthetics. Portal 3 conflagurated.
TGWeaver
Patricia Hernandez is a sensationalist, clickbaiting idiot. That said, that article is fake..
IgnisMoltenheart
Yup, I'm aware now, She's still a bad journalist but it has been brought to my attention that it's not a real article, her other ones tho...
jeffreybaratheon
I can't find any trace of this article on Kotaku nor anything else about it other than this screenshot. Gonna say fake.
IgnisMoltenheart
Look at her other stuff though
jeffreybaratheon
Can you link to some? Can't find anything particularly controversial: http://kinja.com/patriciahernandez
IgnisMoltenheart
It's possible, I've read a bunch of patricia hernandez's stuff but admittedly not the lego article, I was just linked it.
monkeyseed
http://imgur.com/FgF2zlU
IgnisMoltenheart
Hahaha, is this my head exploding, or yours?
revcleo
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=is+lego+sexist+kotaku Well, it looks like that article doesn't exist.
IgnisMoltenheart
Yes this was recently brought to my attention, I was linked the lego story without reading it, BUT I HAVE read her other stuff, and that's >
IgnisMoltenheart
What sparked my other comments. Read her other stories, the lego one might not exist, but her other articles more than make up for it.
revcleo
Her stories read well to me. You just seem prejudiced against her, and so likely to believe falsities about her.
IgnisMoltenheart
Possible, but it's all click bait fluff imo, she is bias in her articles and doesn't report real gaming news imo.
IgnisMoltenheart
people, without coloring the story with your bias, there are also ways to write a more balanced article. Give the facts not your bias.
revcleo
She's not wikipedia, all articles have bias. Otherwise they would be really boring. What do you consider real gaming news?