Waterfaller
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Dec 25, 2016 5:11 PM
Waterfaller
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arebenji
How'd you get a picture of my hand?
YunasClausen
He seems nice ????
ssendm
those nails tell me your statement is a lie
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
Looks more like a girlfriend to me. ;)
firefighter26
A nice twist on a modern classic. +1 for you @OP, Merry Christmas!
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
If he needs a substitute I'm here for ya
pntbttrnjly
At least he looks clean n primped.
MrCptObvious
Literally took me forever to catch the joke. I was thinking why would her boyfriend post a picture like this. Then I realized selfie day...
BiggestofBears
Literally every guy here is upset by the lack of nudes.
nattydoobydoo
@OP Dam!! Ballsy Move!!
shockerslights
LookingForMyParents
Dad?
GandalfTheCrunk
Is his name Marlon Hando?
Squirrelys
Hahaha! Nice to see the turn around on this. Well done op!
Waterfaller
Thanks :D
K1n9ef
I see what you did there
jbird84
I will fight him for your honor
nn3vinn
I can imagine the inbox. No ragrets, though.
volumeOne
10
Waterfaller
Thanks
volumeOne
No problem! Merry Christmas you beautiful being!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Really, OP's boyfriend, TWO coke nails?
MnightShyamaLaw
Fuck it. You made me giggle. +1 and cheers brother!
Theforgottenartoffuckey
Merry Christmas from my S/O
tiger68
Ok, now that is actually fucking hilarious.
Lezbehonest63
You mean girlfriend.
CyborgScribe
*looks at username* I feel...like you may have an agenda.
xxxxcrisisxxxx
showed this to my girlfriend...her reaction was (so what, her boyfriend his nails) took her a minute to realize hahahaha
xxxxcrisisxxxx
painted his nails**
Waterfaller
That's hilarious! Say hi from me!
MnightShyamaLaw
Um... @OP.. your boyfriend was in my ass last night. Or maybe it was someone who looked just like him. I'm not sure I was pretty drunk.
reid2048
Kylecorn?
CyborgScribe
+1 for you, sir or madame, for your immeasurable class.
MnightShyamaLaw
Cheers!
JonassSsanoj
Today is a special occasion. Use 4 fingers
circlebreaker
This seems like more of a "thumbing" occasion?
FrankLake
Or The Minivan...
HyperdeemicNerdal
Something fishy about this post
HyperdeemicNerdal
Ever post a comment you immediately regret?
VeryLongTimeLurker
has he never heard of two in the pink, one in the stink? amateur
muddywatersmentalfapsession
I thought it was two in the poo, one in the goo.
MusicFacts
The minivan: 2 in the front, 5 in the rear
Anserine
beat me to it
VeryLongTimeLurker
you sure i did not beat you to bit?
Iamwhiteroar
It's all about five in the pink, five in the stink.
Orkimond
Internal clap.
g00se0017
They call that the mini-van
UWantSumFuk
No that's 2 up front and five in the back
TheLordofMelons
Nonono, five in the pink, fifteen in the stink.
Iamwhiteroar
Have a friend help you.
Melusin
are you using your toes? Or are there more people?
VeryLongTimeLurker
double fist? I like your style..
Iamwhiteroar
Go hard or go home.
VeryLongTimeLurker
indeed, all or nothing!
ThoughtsAndBeers
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MyToesGotGluedToMyAsshole
bettytheyeti
BleachedPP
ha
HailLordCthulhu
This man and Tom Cavanagh are immortal, and no one can convince me otherwise.
DurendaI
Rob Lowe?
PresidentMuffin
Also Will Smith
IHateSupernatural
And Keanu Reeves
hotice919
And Paul Rudd
IGuessThatAnswersMyQuestion
And snoop dog
HairBallTech
Sam Seybourne
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
Just discovered The West Wing. Just got netflix. Im watching season 2e3 right now!
HairBallTech
Awesome! It's truly an amazing series, one of my favorites ever. Been many years since my last complete run-through; due for a re-watch!
FeloniousDrunk101
In a certain way I envy you.
SaucyDisses
SHULK SHULK SHULK
iamtheloraxandistealthememes
I saw this in this episode and immediately wanted the gif but did not have the know how to make it. Now here it is. +1
YouNeverExpectedThis
YouNeverExpectedThis
Waterfaller
Now my inbox is exploding with bad jokes on Christmas. Oh well..
charismaticneutral
The Dad's of imgur probably
MeepManager
Worth it xD
sumguy188
well what can you say he is certainly "hand-some"
Comfortblynumb2
I'm taking a gamble here betting on only your fingers, but I'm down for a surprise - 10/10 would bang
notsogoodatusernames
If you buy a dildo, you could have a toyfriend. Just saying.
ChanningTastum
Well...Can he teach me a few tricks
Lezbedevious
Ever thought about a girlfriend...
UnremarkablyInteresting
Finger me timbers.
wtfiswrongwithimgurtoday
Once you go black....
arcturanmegafreighter
http://imgur.com/qnCjSjz is the appropriate gif, but I didn't, or I don't remember doing it.
KidneyPunch
I gotta ask... Do the nails interfer with happy time?
Waterfaller
Actually, Not really
KidneyPunch
Then I need to do more research
ComradeBushtail
20 bucks says you're getting nudes as well
GrandmasterPunchfist
Ha. Exploding
ImGonnaRickRollYou
C0mtraya
Rejukem
You gotta pay the troll toll when you open up the joke hole
ballq
Laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps
KailEyre
What did you expect after such a post?
Waterfaller
Mother, is that you?
prozack8356
The only one that could really please you?
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Was the son of a preacher man.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Rottenvenom23
Lol, nice. Merry Christmas.
ThatOneAlienOnTheInternet
Send them back GIFs of phallic like objects being cut up.
bettytheyeti
ThatOneAlienOnTheInternet
I mean, for some people it's a fetish.
bettytheyeti
Also,
bettytheyeti
eddehans
Do you like bad boys? Beacuse im bad at everything.
Arkvoodle
You did this to yourself.
Waterfaller
No regrets
Arkvoodle
Best way to live.
Waterfaller
I agree.
Nooneinfamous
You I like. Enjoy your self!
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PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Your boyfriend jealous?
chillFlamingo
Well, you kinda did this to yourself.
keyblader1985
You knew it was coming.
SpudStud
Not gonna lie i seen this comment and joined in
Idontlikethisusernameatall
If you get real festive (drunk) your inbox will explode with good jokes
TheChosenOneWeeyoo
Just remember, you did this. Lol
Waterfaller
No shit?
imlyingbutitwilldrivekarscrazy
You have only yourself to blame.
imlyingbutitwilldrivekarscrazy
Also, i laughed to hard and hide the screen from small children, thanks for that!
AceVenturasConfidant
You mean your cocksocket?? Noice!!
TheLastManOnEarthJustHeardAKnockOnHisDoor
You brought this on your self op. Don't worry though, your bf has skills these kids never will :) merry Christmas
thomasmollerjensen5
At least it's not 9gag :^)
mysexstoriesnobodycaresabout
She brought nothing on her self. It's called harassment. One should be able to joke without getting bombed by pervs
triple3vrmy
#truth
Zombraina
Either she's really new here or she knew it would happen and decided to post it anyway. Everything's a risk, not everyone is nice.
NeverWantedToButHereWeAre
Pinky needs to be out if it from you BF.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Your boyfriend, so hot right now I want him inside me! Shit... that's wrong.... uhm. Merry Christmas... Have a handy holiday!
CaptainSmartAzz
Love your username
ByteCooled
So I hear you're open for a date?
RogueMachinae
I know a really awesome guy. He shakes a lot though. His name is Jimmy Jane.
LogicalSenselessness
Well you fuckin asked for it
anotherpersonhere
Seriously
SirDisi
I don't want to be this Guy but u asked for it... :'(
Waterfaller
Omg I'm gonna cry now *sob, sob*
SirDisi
Dont cry. have a beer!
TINYRIIIIICK
Now look what you did
nanamonster
Not much else to say that everyone else has.
SinsOftheErectPhoenix
i'm not doing anything much on christmas either lol
4tals
Any pics of guys holding the old boy scout salute out?
whynotginger
"Bad jokes": hilarious new euphemism for dick pics.
Waterfaller
Actually everyone is offering me a hand with my boyfriend
Tacotuesdayeveryday
Wanna borrow my penis?
RobertKazamakis
God you're such a fucking creep. Who posts shit like this for everyone to see?
Buddasac
Anonymous people apparently
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
I'll offer you a leg!!
griphyn220
And my axe!
7Daddies
Hmm, I would have offered tongue twisting lessons.
Beezlebubble
Half black, half white it would seem.
SalsaCat
I can count on one hand how many times I've heard that joke
intthemainvoid
They must be nice ppl; personally I wouldn't lift a finger.
TroelsyTwo
They wanna hold your hand? How romantic..
intthemainvoid
????
laserbabz
If you want dick pics instead of helping hands, I stand ready.
alittletime
You say what most people here are thinking, but don't want to say. Bravery
InformalProof
I can introduce you to a nice guy, his name is Richard, hes a little hard on people but after u let him in your circle of trust hes pleasant
thereisnopleasingyoumonsters
witty. i like it. +1
alittletime
Waterfaller
Incest!
catalystparadox
Most scandalous handshake ever!
TheVeryJesusOrangeJuice
HafCoJoe
@OP have a Merry Christmas and thanks for the laugh :'D
Djmachale1
Damn your bf and that guys Gf look a lot like mine that is one crazy situation
Kemyo
High-five..... you filthy animals
kaiserdas19
Nice.gif
Gafflesmaxx
This is my favourite exchange ive seen today....lmao
MisterBriightsiide
http://imgur.com/gKhvBGC
alittletime
Wincest *
whynotginger
Just a hand? Weak sauce.
RatoMolhado
A hand can also be a fist.
tehzpoon
Heh.
StonerCatJay
Yeah but you can't clap with just one hand.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
She must've found mine.
MrWolfwood
Only give them if they are asked for.
disposableairman
Things that the owner hopes will intrigue you and get a smile. In truth you are left with uncomfortable disappointment and possible disgust.
DeathB4DNF
If your inbox is exploding, your boyfriend is doing a good job. I did my best
DarthTasty
you the real hero
yourcommentisstupid
I liked it
briseisandthemoon
Upvoted to 69
Surrenderyourkoolaid
This was solid.
NameNotFoundException
Much like the boyfriend
woainidepigu
Might want to trim those nails
BurntheBabies
When you diddle yourself you know how to not hurt yourself with nails.
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
Was thinking the same, does it not hurt when you're probing the pink hallway?
selfishellfish
your username though... it's oddly appropriate
PandaOfChaos
Are those not nail extensions or whatever they are called?
ifitseasytakeittwice
Lee press on nails
InboxMeYourBeards
Tips lmao
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Waterfaller
Both in my case
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Waterfaller
Index is tip and middle one is overlay. So it is both
DeekGeek
I have lesbian fingernails where those are the only two I clip. Look nice while also crushing puss.
Muttons1337
Ah, like the infamous booger/crack nail?
Flyndaran
Everyone knows the lesbian finger nail check, right?
ImF1ne
It is a abusive relationship.
meatsmokertx
The nails are fine. But, if they get much longer, no fingering the booty.
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SchizophrenicEuphoria
Where is that butthole @hgghu8888
Sugarcrotch
Dat chin doe
ivor123
Dank af
GreenYawgmoth
Dank 404.
Waterfaller
It's bdsm thing
tornik
Thank you mistress.
decorativemooseknuckle
Jgerladpinsk
alittletime
Huntersmoon115
SirBadgerBoobington
Filthy casual.
Werewolfoflondon
Cat scratch fever!
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Wrecklesswisdom
First you had my interest, now you have my attention.
Fumblz81
Right?
SaharaHeart
Ouchhh. That's an infection waiting to happen.
Cavemenwin
THIS.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Knew a girl who put sriracha on her fingers before going to town. Shockingly enough, she was fucking insane.
Owlberightback
This Insane fellow had some weird fetishes. At least they were happy.