SithLordAlucard
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Jun 1, 2021 9:59 AM
SithLordAlucard
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PoptartSpankySpoogeMonkey
A group of Karens is called a “Complaint.”
CaptainKohi
Oh Danny.. /a/zPHeuV1
bolobass
Prèt-a-managér
bathwaterafficionado
Dan quit halfway thru brunch
SlyMrFox
What's with the P in RIP?
TresusIbor
Fucking gank boss fights are the worst.
GravityOtter
He was DOA
iYoinkmemes
*Chad
jaffah
tinyCabbage
yea this is in the UK, not america. They're prob more likely to try to shag him than be a karen.
DigiT00l
Definitely both
terajack2048
Harassment is harassment.....
whitewater0034
Not only that, here he works in a country that does not tax tips and count them as part of his wages!
RhinosRfatUnicorns
My sister has become a Karen. I don’t know how it happened. It began when she had a kid. Then the haircut.
gmlovera655
Oh. My. Lord..... A whole nest of Karens.....
Chumbawhumba
Well this is in the UK so he wouldn't have to actually putt up with as much shit as in the US.
whitewater0034
Plus he works in a country where he is not forced to grovel for tips because he is entitled to minimum wage no matter what.
Chumbawhumba
And you can't be fired on the spot unless you've done something really seriously bad
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
“And here we see a group of Karens in their natural environment. If we approach quietly you can here the waiter’s balls retract.”
SithLordAlucard
??????????????
Imapseudonym
"Do you ladies know what you'd like to order, or would you like the manager?"
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
The Five Pentacles of Karens.
PhoenixfireUK
I know they look like Karens but the picture looks entirely innocent to me. He's not having a hard time (no pun intended). Maybe later.
Aaronb1138
Hairstyle is precisely one way you can control what you broadcast about yourself to others.
PhoenixfireUK
Luckily I don't have any!
jahsteeles
Myabe they were all lovely
ThwartedHive
I knew as soon as I saw the haircut on John and Kate that that would become the default for basic ass white (I'm white) women
HelpfulCorn
It's such an objectively bad cut too. Short hair is fine, that looks hacked off.
dbs84mn
Where’s Danny’s Manager
ragekage616
Is my humor broken? My late husband's name was Dan & he would've thought the irony was hilarious. Lol
DapperDeal
As someone that worked in a restaurant, I did well with these types of ladies. They are easy to appease when complimented or sweet-talked.
Aaronb1138
Yeah, but you reach a point where your morals kick in and you just can't treat scum like whole, decent people anymore.
DapperDeal
If you walk up and say "Hello my name is Dan..." or "Hello ladies, How are you on this beautiful day?" You get different reactions for sure.
nonCanadianGoose
And they want separate checks
SithLordAlucard
??????????
wisp02029
O K, I'm an idiot. I can't figure out what's the deal is with this picture. Offensive? Why?
DBWhatever
It plays on the assumption that if you are dealing w a group of older women with short haircuts, they are going to be rude to the waiter.
DBWhatever
When in fact, assholes come in all shapes and sizes.....
daydark1337
I love how racial stereotyping is fine when it's white people as the subject.
Mewmus
you forgot the /s
unfriendlybastard
Black women are at least as bad, we just don't talk about it for fear of being labeled racist.
Talligan
Follow up: unless you work in retail/hospitality in which case you get a free pass to make fun of everyone
Talligan
I'd say it's more fine to make fun of your own races stereotypes - at least that's my take.
daxstarrcatredlantern
A group of Karens is called a "Privilege"
FallingStar7669
I thought it was a "screech"
KleptoKea
I thought it was a "Murder of Karens" but "Privilege" seems much more appropriate.
Gayforbae
Around here it's called an "Entitlement"
Odmanra
I thought it was a clusterfuck?!
Cebrail
False, it’s called a Complaint
TinyLiehon
Parliament of owls, murder of crows, thunder of dragons, mess of humans, ...
SithLordAlucard
????????????????? i cried laughing at this
Daymaster1
I thought it was called a complaint
jaffah
armandraynal
The class action I know of were great tho like how they made Sony pay for killing the other OS feature or how they made nvidia pay for 0,5Gb
Harryteeters
A group of Karens on the offensive is called a "complaint," defensive Karens are a "priviledge."
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
What if theyre on the offensive trying to defend themselves?
SparklesTheDiseaseFairie
2 is called a complaint. A group on the offensive is called an HOA
spitfires2000
It's clear who's Boss Karen.
Quicksilver515
Hoss Karen
Nijtram
Like in South Park Yelp reviewers?
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Looks like Mrs. Baskets
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
https://youtu.be/UCVliz6d-_M
WhatAmIDoingHere404
It's whoever's hair is styled higher. Like lions who have bigger manes
Jackster9000
Doesn't the purse dog factor into the equation?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Fun fact: for lions, it's how dark the mane is that shows status. The ones with black manes are generally the youngest and strongest with /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
the highest testosterone. Also, a little like a peacock's tail, the black mane is actually a drawback since it's hotter than a gold mane. /2
WhatAmIDoingHere404
I seem to remember that. It also just seemed to me they had bigger manes too, since younger ones have better hair.
soothenized
Tbh they are probably getting day drunk and are gonna flirt like hell with him.
DapperDeal
Correct. If you throw around wine samples and call them ladies with a big smile they will eat you up.
DapperDeal
but the tip is a different story. Some people are nice but just don't understand the tip system or are nice but cheap.
Lazerpanda
Image appears to be placed in the UK. Tip culture isn't a thing there.
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
I've been this dude. Those ladies probably tipped REAL nice
somethingawesomeandgreat
Yep, this. This is his only hope
DeliciousMeatCurtains
And then proceed to mildly verbally assault him, then complain he got mad because double standards. Happened to me in foodservice.
AimingWizard
RIP
5gorillas
Horseshit. Each one is going to have Ice tea in some elaborate way and then be annoyed that it’s taking a minute.
Azurestar
Yeah. Which is fucking horrible.
StenYngve
That's what the title says, no chance
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"I'm trying to find where you are on the menu, but my eyes aren't as good as they used to be, are you under 'snacks'?"
soothenized
You fucking legend!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
If he flirts back he might work his way all the way up to a 10% tip.
IRecordYourComments
Or 100% shaft
xyxyxyxy31
lewaq
and then leave 0.50 tip
fivefingernails
He'll be lucky if he even gets that
Lazerpanda
Its in the UK. Tip's not expected. (Looks like the signs have the pound for prices)
Aaronbobaron
That's why you gotta flirt back, does it make you a whore? Maybe?
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Everybody is selling their body in some way.
SheepySleepySmuggler
I just have higher standards. At least Russian seamen look me in the eye if I turn my head enough
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Don't turn your head as much and it won't get in your eye. Rookie mistake.