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Does Tucker out peanut butter on his junk and have his dog lick it up?
I’m not saying Tucker does this, I’m just asking questions.
Why can’t I ask if Tucker kills a cute kitten with his bare hands during eat commercial break?
#traitor #russianasset
llamprey
Traitor: Gives aid and comfort to enemy in time of war. Just shoot him now.
Primatebuddy
Tucker is like that guy at work that everyone hates that says stupid shit, then says "well someone had to say it!"
BrokenAnimal
Is Tucker Carlson into scat porn? Does he rub one out to pictures of cow droppings on a daily basis? I'm just asking questions.
paragch
does his audience know how much his net worth is?
tcpolecat7
Perfect response.
blarkk
I'm not saying that Tucker Carlson keeps underage Filipino boys caged in his basement. I'm just asking, "What if he does?"
GreenOnions3
Rupert Murdoch is a Russian asset
witalaska4
Did Tucker really asked those questions? Sources? Fuck dude. How much more demeaning can this man be?
moonsaves
No, he didn't. OP is spreading misinformation and doing the Russian's job for them.
CallMeLittleDaddy
What if Tucker chugs cum? What if Tucker likes getting triple penetrated with bowling balls? What if Tucker sucks D from the back?
CallMeLittleDaddy
I'm not saying any of this is true, just asking the questions.
GiantFlyingLabia
Thus proving that there are such things as stupid questions
mcneelyj
My question was does Putin peanut butter his junk for Tucker to lick it up or does he use Puddin? Just asking questions…
Eileen3402
What if Tucker Carlson is a pedophile who assaulted his neighbour's kid? Not saying he did. Just asking the question.
06cpayne
This is satire unless a SOURCE is provided. I'm 90% sure the Joe Walsh tweet was a "joke" tweet. As in "I bet we'll hear him say..." tonight
FlyByGRider
That's what it was
nvael
Ppl srsly suffer from some type of dementia making them believe propaganda disappeared from their own country and that deception isn't real.
lespritdelescargot
Does Tucker Carlson put peanut butter on the cocks of stray dogs and lick it off before french kissing his children? #justasking
CappucinoDrunkard
I know this is on purpose but God damn he sounds too fucking dumb to be on purpose
Mohareb
I don't think he directly said this? Some paraphrasing maybe. Not that i wouldn't believe he said it i just haven't seen the clip
moonsaves
No, he didn't. People are taking this as fact and he didn't say anything remotely approaching it up to this point.
sirmixanaverageamount
I read it as that's what he BELIEVES Carlson WILL say
CoarseAndSalty
Are we talking about Tucker "I Lie" Carlson again?
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Anyone have a source video of this? Want to forward to ppl who still watch him
CarnivorousManatee
Seen here demonstrating the size of dicks he's able to suck to be on air.
DeakVanNyke
but that's the end-side width he can swallow, right?
CarnivorousManatee
Should've gone with width, you're right.
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ittybittyfunk
Bro that’s dinky. I could suck that Dick and I ain’t even gay. This fucker probably deepthroating Ron Jeremy levels of cock.
Sheldonian
Why? Here's why https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Just_asking_questions
QuantumBits
Very close cousin of "Betteridge's law of headlines".
n0n53n53
it was wonderful fun to do in internet forums in the early days of trolling, but Tucker is doing it to lead his audience
wadatahmydamie
2hands
Nice, straight out of urban dictionary, looked it up before replying to you. Did not realize I needed this perfect phrase.
aluminumonkey
What if Tucker fucks his kids every night? I'm not saying it's true, I'm just asking a question.
NoItsATideUsername
"Why can't we ask these questions?" asked the political commentator with the largest platform in the country.
Welverein
He can ask the question but should also provide the proven answer when it's knownalready that it WAS Russia.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
They should not be allowed to use the word “news” anymore.
pollypocketfullofposies
Because he can't state it as fact, he's just avoiding lawsuits. "Hey, I just asked questions! Nothing more!"
FukTedCruz
ENCHANTMEN
He can ask the question, but the answer is still NO
xj4low
Can he go an entire show without asking insinuating questions? Maybe do a little research if your show masquerades as a news program. (1
xj4low
2) Proper news isn't to report what is being questioned but to find out themselves. If you hear it is raining outside, then go look.
nesurame
ye but that sounds hard, id rather just listen to tucker carlsen the millionare tell me that poor people are the problem!
NotAPervert
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
That's why they make up their own imaginary evidence they swear up and down was true on Facebook group Freedomeagle.
Iatesomecoffeecups
"Let me explain to you how IM the victim here"
kakivara
Did Tucker Carlson rape and murder and 14-year old girl in Washington, D.C. in 2002?
CaliforniaCornucopiaVegetableJubilee
14? I heard she was 4. Don't know for sure, just what I heard!
sfrinlan
People have to do their own research, see I heard she was 14 but there were 4 of them.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
I looked this up and cant find anything about the 14, 4 year-old old girls. This is proof that it has been scrubbed by the deep state!!!
moonsaves
He didn't ask the question. This is a fabricated quote.
BluePeaSoup
Is Tucker Carlson a pedo? A psychopath? Not saying it’s true but why can’t we ask these questions?
NoItsATideUsername
We reached out to him but he refused to comment. Why would he do that if he’s innocent? We’re just asking questions he doesn’t want asked.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
I HAVE BEEN SILENCED!
SavagePatchKids
His hypocrisy so loud it echos around the world
1337cat
ArgentPaladin
Silence him with a claw hammer.
BenderSaysNeat
If you include the phrase "I'm just asking questions" in your hot take that should automatically warrant a brick to the face.
seehemewe
Do I get a pass? Or should I just hang out by the closest ER?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Would you settle for a boot to the head?
Chalybos
Both.
buttcreambandit
They usually prefer boots on the tongue
munamunadododododo
And another for Jenny and the wimp.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Especially when the answers are easily found and yet you never follow up with the answers, or even *actually* ask someone who might know.
Dalael
Why can't we throw a brick to his face? I'm not saying anyone should, I'm just asking questions.
Ninjainslippers
It's valid to question reporting. There's a lot of propaganda. Questioning credibly verified reports is fucking dumb though.
sfrinlan
Particularly questioning them without any shreds of evidence to the contrary.
Ninjainslippers
A motive or gain for deception can be used as evidence. But when an abundance of material evidence exists, that can be discounted.
sfrinlan
That's the classic Qanon approach "Oh, they'd have so much to gain if they did that heinous thing despite any proof at all that they did"
Ninjainslippers
What sucks most about Qanon is that many of the claims have a tiny grain of truth. Yes, there are politicians who are pedophiles. But then >
persianwrangler
Sure but TC is not a journalist and has no credibility. It’s also clear what his motives for his ‘questions’ are.
Ninjainslippers
True on point 1. But the motive would obviously be to demonize Russia. In this case, it seems Russia is actually just a demon.
CatatonicCowMoo
Wait hold the fucking phone. He actually said this shit? I thought it was a joke.
06cpayne
This was from 9am Mon morning and F*cker Carlson doesn't air until the evening I think the original tweet was an assumption based on 1/
valdbagina69420
The tweet says 8:37 PM unless I’m missing something, sorry, I probably am
06cpayne
The reply is from that evening. The original is from the morning. And it’s been confirmed satire.
valdbagina69420
Gotcha, thanks!
06cpayne
the weekend's news. Aka "here's how he will 'spin' this devastating news and suck Putin's peen at the same time..." 2/2
06cpayne
No way he actually said this. I also thought it was a joke... is it not?!
loma45
He didn't say this. It was Joe's prediction of what he'd say
CatatonicCowMoo
Oh thank god
procrastinatingagain
What the fuck? Why isn't the CIA questioning this idiot?
kalamazandy
It’s not like they would be accusing him of anything either. They would just be asking him questions. And maybe some fists have questions.
Farzhad
Because he's just a sock-puppet for Murdoch, who has enough money to tell them to leave him alone while he destroys America apparently.
evildadunit
They don't work stateside /s
TheSecondPiewackit
Sort of. They don't investigate American citizens unless they're affiliated with foreign actors of interest. *Focus* is external.
trdfrgsn
Because he’s just an ass. Not an asset.
brassknucklenerd
Agents are aware of what they're doing. Assets don't have to be. They can be conveniently manipulated. Carlson is definitely an Asset. >
brassknucklenerd
< Also an Ass Hat.
gregthewalrus
NotTheFedsForSure
Legally he's not doing anything "wrong" because Fox has repeatedly claimed they're not a news agency. It's commercial entertainment. It's
NotTheFedsForSure
jersey shore. Real people know it's fucked. The few that don't are chastised. Lots of laws need to change to make him legally responsible :/
fbutt09
Should be under the category of satire. With a half out of five star rating.
LurkMasterP
They 100% operate as a propaganda machine until they get challenged legally, and then they hide behind the "it's entertainment bro" defense
3lv3n
Perhaps they are being used as a honeypot, albeit a dangerous one.
jesuisgur
They have 'News' in their name for fuck's sake.
hipshopbutcanthap
Fox is a news cannel but the tucker Carlson show is not legally a news program. It's like watching Futurama on the stupid "Box" network
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
My understanding was that isn't an actual quote, but rather a mocking imitation of what he's likely to say.
TheSpaceCroissant
I checked, that is indeed a satyrical imitation that's gone viral but that a lot of people (as myself) could take seriously. That's saying >
TheSpaceCroissant
something, that we need to put a disclaimer bellow that kind of parody. It sounds so likely people don't even know if it's a joke anymore.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Agreed. There's enough real things to make judgements with and folks throwing around stuff like without the disclaimer only makes it easier
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
for his defenders to dismiss arguments by saying info is inaccurate, made up, unfair, etc.
ErgoVisaVisConcordantly
He is a great asset of Putin whether or not he even knows it. By the way I think of this as Putin’s war, not the Russian people.
quadraspaz1
I doubt he does take money from Russia. He's just so bent on stirring hate that he'll say anything
seehemewe
I think of the American Revolutionary War as the US declaring independence from the King, not so much England. And if a King is nothing 1/
seehemewe
2/ more than a rich guy in power selling lies to the masses that they’re special & should remain in power, I think there is nothing more
seehemewe
3/ American than taking down rich murderous bastards.
seehemewe
4/ I have no problem with many millionaires, but billionaires only get there by doing unethical (even if legal) actions. We should put
seehemewe
5/5 them all on notice.