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Apr 25, 2017 2:48 PM
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MooseFoxx
It depends on the quality of the wifi. It needs to be fantastic or no deal.
GodTierMeme
karan08
I see no downside. I'll do it even without Wifi. Data Packet rules, beyotch..
Duffecyjp
justacap
Done. But why would I worry about wifi being free if I had infinite money? I'd buy the best connectivity that money could install. :D
Benbot16
ReaperNo1
I feel like with an "infinite amount of money" any other materiel thing offered is unnecessary and not a factor in the decision.
notyoureverydaysuperhero
Sold
Urgalicity
Heavenly
randomassusername
The WiFi is provided by Comcast, that's the downside.
Sm9yCg
What is 9gag?
BaphometBarista
The fuck is a 9gag?
nomeaningtousername
Other than a porno name?
cinemeasctha
Sign me up...
BayazTheBenevolent
Unlimited money AND Free WiFi? Gosh golly fuck, I'm sold!
titanc13
The downside is all that money is worthless because of how much you devalued the currency. So, get free wifi in your cardboard box house.
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Downside is your mother raised all that money by pleasuring men a penny at a time
ufosundercover
spartancraft44
But if you had an infinite amount of money then it would create an economic apocalypse an the value of the dollar would drop to 0 1/2
spartancraft44
Just like in rick and Morty season 3 episode 1 2/2
EGOT
If i had an infinite amount of money, why would I care about the free wifi?
Pontation
Asking the right questions
AFlyingPrius
What if there was a REALLY good meme on 9gag?
ComeOnNSlam
i dont get it. whats the catch?
alchemist12345
If you have infinite amount of money, then its practically worthless.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
No. It'd be worthless if everyone had infinite money. If it's just you it's not unless you spend trillions or more.
alchemist12345
if its infinite then it doesnt matter if one person has infinite or 6 billion.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
??? What are you trying to say???
Xarpia
I am in. You want a soul as well?
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
You
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
I like the watermark
thisismypersonalusername
Who's Mark?
Yaboislimjim
Touché
rocketman89
Me for a solid minute after reading that:
cluckythehorse
Im dumb because I did search for a second or five.
Audumbla
WeGotCookies
Read it again
Audumbla
I see my mistake now
wackywoohoopizzaman
For once it is acceptable
SwordCunt
They removed it a few months ago, so anything you see with the logo is seriously over-reposted
dandelionwino
You should actually check the watermark.
SwordCunt
Yeah, well, no-one who's browsed 9gag for a year ever leaves the sane
xXDrSmilesXx
30Jonseredi
The downside is that this is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a reposg of a repost of a repost of...
Not3dwavesinahamstercostume
Even if it was imagur id take it
Mayokopp
Yeah, the sites and their communities have more in common than any of them would like to admit
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
dude fuck yeah, Id stop using imgur for 500$.
Fyba
How about a step up. Infinite money, but internet ceases to exist, now and for the future.
Lionskull
not worth. most of my learning is done on the internet.
jdeg84
But think of all the completely useless bullshit you'd miss out on...
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
just go to reddit instead.
Not3dwavesinahamstercostume
I'll just turn on the news
TrapPicsandPointWhoring
I would just buy Imgur and replace it with a different similar website that has favorite folders
Not3dwavesinahamstercostume
For this thought experiment i am assuming all image sharing sites are banned
bluemofia
Then you use Mediafire and Megaupload like we did in the stone age.
IllegalDuckling
Mediafire and Megaupload are already outdated? Back in my day, we sent eachother pictures through ICQ.. It wasn't pretty, but all we had.
TrapPicsandPointWhoring
As in all social media or just things like Reddit imgur and 9gag
Not3dwavesinahamstercostume
The later
Nicodemusthefirst
I would say imgur and 9gag because they are picture hosting sites whereas i think reedits different...
Seerion
Shit pick any 3 websites and I'm good.
30lei
No Google!
EroticDementor
Deal, I'd use bing. Worth it for the ability to crash the economy at will
Nicodemusthefirst
Imgur, Google, (insert favourite website)
FailFish
Who gives a shit about imgur lol, if it was youtube/google/reddit it would be a bit more complicated, but even those, fuck it.
airstrike
who cares how much fucking wifi costs if you're already infinitely rich?
umbreon089
What if you're infinitely rich, but only after you've died? Gotta read that fine print.
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
Because the inflation generated by an infinite amount of money causes it to become completely worthless and you'll be left with only wifi.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
That'd only happen if you spend an infinite amount of money. Just because you're infinitely rich doesn't mean you have to use it like that.
Boopbeepbeep
Even wealthy people *love* free stuff.
DeathRaeGun
I guess 9gag users are just that retarded
unclestankstank
Fringe benefits.
Faridovitch
Dude, 9gagers....
Thephedora
You could make more money by selling the infinite wifi?
4tals
If you had infinite money wouldn't you just be compressed until essentially the entire universe is just juan big black hole?
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
Free pizza is free pizza. Even if you're a billionare.
UnremarkablyInteresting
But it's Australian wifi.
aguynamedjohn
My first thought
calldrdaley
It should say, "really fucking fast wifi that never disconnects and obviously isn't owned by Comcast"
shhep
That implies wifi (by which people often mean internet access, as in this case) is still there. So, no Kim-Trump nuclear war. Which is nice.
waitwasthatreal
There would never be a war. They would hit South Korea or Japan first, and then they would quickly be turned into glass
ACuntrarianCont
It should say universal wifi
TheGriffin
Like, Earth Wifi on the 8th moon of Glandorp?
psychologicaltrap
Why wifi? Why not unlimited data for all devices?
polymetricr
Data is slow ~1-10Mbps and high latency ~100-500ms Wifi is faster and there's no reason it should be data over wifi
yourmomscheese
Weak wifi connection is a bummer bruh. Gotta get that blend of both savvy
pandorafalters
My (rural) data is faster than my DSL landline, with lower latency. It's also faster than I usually see in LA. Go figure.
bomboy23
What if you are infinitely rich, but after one year, you can only spend your wealth to maintain what luxuries you've already purchased
Skizzlesnap
Hold my beer.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
No problem
airstrike
then by definition you're not infinitely rich
bomboy23
You'd still be infinitely rich, just not for an infinite amount of time. 365 days of infinitely rich.
bomboy23
So being rich isn't how much money you have, but your ability to translate that money into goods and services
shadowfox15
Yes, money with no exchangable value is by definition worthless
BiscuitJesus
I read this in Ricks voice
ourari
You would become a living time capsule, surrounded by outdated technology. At some point hipsters will love your stuff.
bomboy23
Unless you set up auto upgrade plans like new every 2 that Verizon used to have
DoubleNubbin
Buy all the companies, then everything new they produce becomes yours. Infinite money=literally owning the entire planet.
bomboy23
Not everything is for sale, though. Bet you couldn't buy North Korea no matter how much you had. That fat bastard would never let go.
BenSnow97
I would just buy the whole world then
IllegalDuckling
Pretty sure that wouldn't be possible for many reasons. At least you wouldn't own it for longer than a day.
BenSnow97
Only if you go like a movie supervillain. Do it behind the scenes, and no one notices. Just build your own Illuminati.
bomboy23
Flood enough money into the world, and money becomes useless, making everyone equally rich (but not really)
BenSnow97
Infinity is larger than any finite number, so the only useful money would be mine. But yeah, I get your point, it wouldn't be an easy job.
bomboy23
Money that evaporates after changing owners, or just auto returns to you? Homing money, there's a thought.