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Jul 30, 2017 11:22 AM
jujc77
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tehPhreakmang
thegalaxysonlyhope
Dammit step-chair
alligatorman
Rodltwo
mackymc
Least it wasn't brown on that camera shot
meistergervant
The way he EASES from it, with his eyes gazing inwards...
Crimx42
No lube needed
TheDudeReturns1
Right up that ass!
AdeptusBastardes
This guy just got raped by a chair.
DarkestOfHumor
englebertfistybuns
ElPoloDiablo
That's a JifV, not a Jif! LIAR!
DarkestOfHumor
Tajedi
barbwyre59
Not his first rodeo , or anything is a dildo if your brave enough .
Saustino
mattbklyn
2fligh2high
Dudeitsonlyme
Gotta love this guy.
mustachefleas
What's that from
WhatisaYute
Dracula, Dead and Loving It! An amazing, terrible movie. Check it out!
Groose
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pizzapartyhard
It is the ultimate answer to the question what if you mixed a Leslie Nielsen movie with a Mel Brooks movie.
Mikesane
"Million to one shot, doc."
SolitaryDuo
Scrolled down for this specific comment. Was not disappointed.
TheStealthHippopotamus
"I do not like this post" -violated man
lancereth
Doesn't seem a stranger to that type of sensation
LosPer
"One in a million shot doc. One in a million..."
gremlinrage
Neelix?
dagg3r
@gingersith he stole your line
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Exactly what I thought.
JoeBatters
Jeff Hobson - one of the best comedy magicians in the world.
TheDreadPirateWestley
As I thought
RoiDanton
cripsycrisps
HillaryClintonsITGuy
Congrats on the sex, bro.
EffHerRightInThePussy
Surprise butt sex
pizzapartyhard
My favorite porn category.
KingLost
Doesn't matter. Still had sex
MrGentlemanSir
theMostUsernameOfAll
PointItAtED209
Surprise butt sects
thefrayedendsofsanity
But....your username.
angelovsanchez1052
Oh god
Valente22
Took it like a champ
RainbowViper
IOnlyUseSmallCaps
ᴜᴍ, ᴡʜᴀ5
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Came out clean as a whistle...
WantDownvotes
Zer0hh
Oof
Machi4vel
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Leegionnaire
This is porn. Madison Ivy.
wootaba
wow, look at her pupils! so many drugs
r2linad2
I thought so too.
MyAlterEgoIsAVillain
Exactly, i was just gonna comment about that
FlutteringUnicorn
What the hell is this from?
BigDecisionTime
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Badger2134
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holymackerel
Ok gonna need it... usually I don't, this time I do.
tipsymcstagger1
DOT....
abundantbadgers
Hmm I'm guessing... A retractable pole piece that springs back up after the pressure is relieved.
inthetinydirtsomewhere
I'm gunna believe it was real.
billstr
Yep. Fake and gay
MrSpankalot
The one time it really is fake and gay
WillJeSuis
Pretty obvious, to make it funny the pole should have been covered in blood.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
I think the whole joke is that he's gay and hence, no blood.
Isitchocolateorisitpoop
Read that as rectal pole piece... close enough.
MaximumRadius
Agreed. A good act, but he's sliding around too much on the seat to have anything actually stuck in his ass.
RelevantForOnce
You can't spell retractable without R, E, C, T, A, and L.
professorspankem
You, sir or madame, are a genius
FatherofRogerSimon10
And you still have Taber left over
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
And in that order! Bravo