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Oct 25, 2017 5:44 AM
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SilentScreamsX
Guy Fieri looks like a Troll doll that came to life and turned Super Saiyan.
objectreborn
I want to be friends with Robert Graves.
BrocccoliRob
5/7 dump!
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Love seeing the Brendan post again. 5/7 points for you.
johnnysinswastaken
I broke my arm when laughing at the Brendan thing... I don't have osteoporosis
tonytonz2
5/7 would meme again
AahSenorBlinky
"He fights real good and we're proud of him"
Elonth
Elonth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfHowDgtlQ source. its just perfect.
WildBluntHickok
Last time it was posted someone said #10 was played before movies on HBO in the late 80s
BlackavarLion
#9 Right up there with, why is the refrigerator meowing?
tusig1243
The 5/7 thing will never cease to be funny
METAAAAAAAAAL
#12 Was "fake". The guy behind it revealed it ind the end. It was supposed to teach people not to trust everything on the internet.
Mortuss
Jon Snow, a right proper lad
GhostLightning
Why was Leia being a princess a bad thing? She was hard as fuck nonetheless. She can't help being born royalty.
dancingsprinkles
No one said it was a bad thing, it's about representation
DownvoteMeToInfinityAndBeyond
#15 i cast twisting nether
galsfer06
Those Brendan ones are so fake and cringy it hurts
LonelyBrannigan
#2 my new favorite of these!
BigOChicago
/r/reallifedoodles
LonelyBrannigan
.
jesuisladyinred
#11 jeepers creepers where'd you get those peepers
dweadpiewitwobbits
Take a close fullscreen look at that "eye socket". Last seen at PornHub.
madjo
Apparently that counts for PG television. That footage scarred me for life. 5/7 would not recommend for children.
HandsomeJack19
I can't support a dump with so many Robert Graves posts. I agree with his positions, but he's a condescending, sanctimonious butthole.
TheFrozenNorwegian
#7 so disappointed that they don't show what score he got
MrNlceGuy
Probably a 999
Mockingbirb
It was about tree fiddy
FridayNightRamen
5/7
Jodanoe
Haha 5/7
Nautas
Huh didn’t even realize #1 was the same actor from Princess Bride and Wonder Woman.
BroManDudeGuyPhD
This amazed me too I had no idea
superanth
Her lips look...odd? Plastic surgery gone wrong maybe?
Shemjaza
Probably just heavy dieting and exercise, while being in one's 50s.
Zoroasterisk
Claire in house of cards, too
ImNotAWindowCleaner
And Jenny in Forrest Gump if i'm not mistaken
SegaDeath
Also police chief in the new blade runner
TheBlueMuppet
WONDER BRIDE
Cthulily
Princess Woman
roottootilytoot
Brenden Sullivan facebooks like Donald Trump tweets...
MemeSins
It's fake
BC2k2
Just like Trump.
StoneThrowingDevil
That doesn't really take away from the above point though
dogneely
I sure hoped
DenimmChicken
But also real.
steezwitcheese
oh brendon ❤️
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BC2k2
Robert, is that you?
steezwitcheese
brendan*
iSoulend
I don't understand #9 did the neighbour take a pic as he was throwing the cat on the door or what
prfesser
Don't let your cat play with Krazy Glue, it will end with him glued to the door.
GrimDarkRealities
Probably a tow layer door system, where one is glass that did not catch the light well, so stuck between the two (probably crawled up) if 1/
GrimDarkRealities
it is not fake and made up as a joke entirely. 2/2
Solisav
Cat got stuck between door and glass door. Neighbor saw, contacted homeowner.
likehelly
for several hours it said the cat was there. apparently not meowing or anything
Solisav
Sigge1981
What the fuck happened in that car? I mean, how did that happen?
HallVoltageMan
Might have been fumes from the engine leaking into the car
TheFleshItBurns
When i worked ambulance i did a similar call. That one was 3 young girls huffing propane in a car.
Lazycat9
was wondering the same
exponentiallymusical
Believe the story was that there was a nitrous oxide leak in the car, if I remember correctly.
thewhifflingtit
No. It was butane.
TheBlueMuppet
That wouldve been awesome, cause Nitrous Oxide isnt flammable. Unless the whole car was over 500 and someodd degrees.
dontaskmedifficultquestions
Lots of farts and a lighter probably
seekerkanai
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/462697/Car-explosion-laughing-gas
Andy02
Were... were they trying to resurrect Paul Walker?
sometimespeopleeatpoop
That song playing the entire time they're screaming...
preparanoid
It really isn't that difficult to belt a bust into a seat.
Gooberboom
Hairspray or a terrorist attack
CrispyMammoth
They hotboxed the car, they lit the lighter and the rest is in .gif form.
Gribblecillin
Hotboxing is when you fill a car with weed smoke, no?
Lark2370
I've only ever hear it used that way, probably could be used to mean filling a space with flammable gas.
SergeantSalsa
They unwrapped my mixtape. Or was that the guy I roasted good via texts? Can't recall
aPokal
And now you killed him by saying he is unworthy to be remembered. Wow.
Gribblecillin
They were huffing something very flammable. Theres a news story and end result somewhere.
AxellTheDragon
http://31.media.tumblr.com/0afc7059f70349f8867b6d7fe6f81873/tumblr_mkfod3DKA61s7y8efo1_500.gif
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Did anyone die?
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I think I remember hearing something about this, or similar. No one died if I recall correctly, but they did suffer major burns.
pataglop
Do stupid things, win stupid prizes
jimwormmaster
Major Burns! *salutes*
LiquidMilk
Excellent
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
I give this post 5/7
bhazor
The one in the front seat looked like young Prince.
TomTheGinger94
If I remember right these kids were huffing butane from lighters, kid in the back lit one and they both ended up with third degree burns
Jacob12jr
Darwin approved
svga
there is a third passenger - note the knee in the left of frame
FigFrog
oh man, brendan again, every time i see this, ive to ask my self, how are we even living on the same planet. He should live on a flat earth.
TonyZed68
I think he already does
rudejohn
It was a fake / satire post. https://www.reddit.com/r/everything/comments/3wfhp4/robert_graves_brendan_sullivan_57_confirmed_fake/
FCOAlex
Memes...memes...suddenly, some guy bursting into flames and likely dying. Ah, the ol' "surprise it's someone getting killed" trick.
Worldf1re
If you can find that video with sound, it's infinitely better.
Kayayayaya
"Better."
thewhifflingtit
Neither died, but went to the hospital with mild coverage of third degree burns.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
... ... "mild coverage of third degree burns".
thewhifflingtit
That means they probably didn't die from them! No coverage of third degree burns is comfortable. Quite the opposite. I got a quarter-inch
thewhifflingtit
long second degree burn once, and I didn't understand how anyone with any extent of third degree burns didn't just roll over and die.
Istherenothingleft
Looked like someone was in the passenger seat as well.
lesteros
#13 the puss is pretty obvious.. but a dog and a squirrel?
GrimDarkRealities
Not certain on the dog, as for the squirrel, there is definitely a nut joke in there somewhere.
jothantw
Which would make the dog... a bone joke??
GrimDarkRealities
Nice.
lesteros
that was my thought too.. Thanks for reply, Im not native english speaker and Im always eager to expand my naughty pun vocabulary
GrimDarkRealities
Alright, Your English seems pretty spot on, where are are you from by the way?
lesteros
Poland. Movies and games since I was a kid, I spend some time on discord with english speaking friends every week.
GrimDarkRealities
Alirght, well I could not tell, so you are doing quite well in my humble opinion.
TheSplitterGuy
Precisely my thoughts. Squirrel = nuts. As for the dog? Butthole?
GrimDarkRealities
Maybe?
Elonth
#16 Trigger warning for bitches with no sense of humor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfHowDgtlQ
Elonth
the idiots were hotboxing with butane
Trentlane1984
The music playing as they scream made my day
Elonth
right? isn't it just fucking perfect. its like its straight out of a dark comedy or something. it makes me laugh every time.
Trentlane1984
It reminds me of Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
nwdle1
The Brendan saga is always a trip
icekidsmith7771
I don't like how President Trump was misrepresented. The rest was hilarious.
pataglop
I almost want to start facebook to add Robert
MikeMcAwesome91
Sucks on mobile, having to zoom in on that long image. I still read it every time though. 5/7.
LittleLordThudleroy
He's going to be in some random place when someone rates something 5/7, and we'll all hear about it on the news.
DenimmChicken
Oh my god thank you.
thegriffin88
Kinda inspires me to tell my aunt what I really think of her posts.
Beefkins
Taking strawman to the next level.
pfsar
I thought it was awesome. I'm definitely giving it 5/7.
WitchyVixen
zephyrbell
I always read it.
fisadev
Robert feeling all smart, and then saying that guillotines are medieval...
WhatBilboHates
My favorite repost
ylimexyz
Is it me or i feel Robert is obsess with Brendan?
GrimDarkRealities
Well niether are real, so we can put whatever emotion in there as we please.
yifin
Lord, first time seeing that and fuckin' a. That guy is dense.
doogalleh
Don't worry man, it's fake. https://www.reddit.com/r/everything/comments/3wfhp4/robert_graves_brendan_sullivan_57_confirmed_fake/
dritter31
:(
yifin
Dude, let me have my delusions. +1
fathogwrestler
I suspected it was fake. I'm relieved.
zoomer296
Don't be. I've seen people dumber than "Brendan". I rode with one that was talking about a pocket knife that magically materialized, 1/2
zoomer296
...and how the Bible says I should forgive a smartphone manufacturer (Alcatel) after they updated their system apps to spam their customers.
PietroAretino
Am I the only one saddened that such people truly exist...hopefully its just a meme.
NeutralOnHit
It’s fake
Birate
Doesn’t mean people like that don’t exist. I’ve personally seen a few dense fuckers on Facebook that would rival him in stupidity.
MikeMcAwesome91
What if they're also fake? What if everything is fake? What's the meaning of all this? Who am I?
SomeCrazyNerd
It's fake.
raabdingus
Yes, but based on shit heads we all know.
Novron
Damn, who has this much time to fake this stuff.
916pokerman
you're fake man
SomeCrazyNerd
*sobs while running away*
GohrdsGringerson
You showed him
iMagneto
A solid 5/7
iedreams
You beat me strait to the point.
nietzschesdownfall
Trolling done right.
intruding1
5 spooky, 7 me. The perfect spook.
Brainlard
But wasn't it all staged?
Kidderz90
Personally, I don't care. Still very enjoyable
METAAAAAAAAAL
Yes, they revealed that in the end. It was supposed to teach people not to trust everything on the internet.
thegriffin88
But people are that stupid. There are people who think like that.
preparanoid
5/7 do.
Nox8412
Yep, but shh, you shouldn't let the others know.
DefinitelyNotCera
That was the conclusion last time it was posted.
AlkeneThiol
Yes. And it's kind of obvious isn't it. Do they only have 2 female friends?
strawberrycocoa
They both feel like guys who spend too much time on Facebook, so only knowing two women total would make sense to me.
thegriffin88
Honestly, the fact that there are people who are that stupid is why I believed it.
mitharas
Maybe only two who would dare/bother to intervene?
dogneely
Is that the origin of 5/7?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
12/9
decorativemooseknuckle
togumu
Yes
RealisticAdventurer
It all makes sense now...
madjo
5/7 perfect understanding!
accujimmy
Happy 15th Birthday!
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
And now, for my next time signature...
chinarider1
5 7th notes? Lol.. if that is somehow possible id love to hear it
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
It's actually possible to do with tuplets, but if you write 5/7 on a score... you're gonna have a bad time.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
To clarify: one "7th note" would last 1/7th of a whole note, so 4/7th of a quarter note. You then take 5 of those and call it a measure.