How to write an essay

Jan 16, 2016 1:03 PM

AwkwardFetus

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Happy writing!

How to write an essay.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My college prof. said the best thing to do was to just write everything we know about the topic. It was called the Shitty First Draft.(1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly, it was the best way I had ever encountered writing a paper, and it was so much easier to go back and revise later on. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That idea horrifies me, but I rewrite entire paragraphs several times. The way I write would probably horrify most people.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's really a way to get rid of the 5 paragraph essay and have more freedom writing.What was hard was deleting lines I liked but didn't need

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great for middle school. Horrible for writing papers in the real world.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

How to write an essay: Tell them what your gonna tell them. Tell them. Tell them what you told them.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Classic Toastmasters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a helpful guideline. Also works for presentations.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This advice was given to me by my Dad. Are you my Dad?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard this once almost verbatim, but with "said"s instead of "tell"s. My dad thought I'd plagiarized it it was so good (apparently).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*You're. I'm not a fan of being that guy, but I can't help myself on an essay post.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can be that guy. I upvoted you for it. And yes, I know the difference....

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back atchya mistlefoot

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I generally find easybib better than citationmachine but maybe that's just me

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who struggled with essay anxiety, I think this is a great way to get comfortable with the writing process!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You now have a rough draft" Oh, I'm not done? God damnit.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who has written so so many essays, good advice on writing the intro last, but writing an essay before you have a thesis is dumb.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A thesis statement should seek to concisely describe the main conclusion. This is hard to do until the research (and some writing!) is done.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without a thesis you're basically making a fancy list of points that pertain to, hopefully, a single topic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always write the intro first, basically as an instruction to myself. I heavily rewrite it afterwards. (This works better with abstracts…)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Write an outline first. ALWAYS. So much easier to organize your thoughts and turn them into a cohesive paper following an outline. Outline.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes! Outline!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for highschoolers maybe. this shit does not fly in post-secondary. source: i took at least 3 english courses during my undergrad

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

<-- HS English teacher. Do NOT start your thesis with "In this essay, I argue that..." NEVER SAY "I'm going to tell you about..." Never.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

In many graduate-level disciplines, the opposite is preferred. Had to train myself to do it this way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post sounds like it's for a Junior High/High School level of "standardized" writing. I hope it's not tips for graduate-level writing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never wrote my intro first. It's a burger. You gotta cook the meat before toasting the buns

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Word's APA template is perfect if you need APA format.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only if you put in every ounce of necessary information, in the right format, for the right source type, with titles in sentence case.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do one for a 5000-6000 word Dissertation that you forgot about till a few days before, please. PLEASE.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A dissertation only has to be 5k words? I was terrified (undergrad student) of what I was going to have to tackle

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only 5000-6000 for me because i've had one semester to write it and also am doing pre-production for my animation

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dissertation was 15000 words, would have had to be 20000 if I had written it in English

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will stop you totally fucking it up, but isn't going to get you top marks

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what essay allows one to write in first person? in my class, all of our essays have to be in third person, even our argumentation essay..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's pretentious codswallow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

started in scientific papers where the observer was not important to what was observed. debunked. See the quantum version of the dbl slit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate when teachers put in the stupid "don't use I" rule.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is so wrong. Write a thesis, or even a basic idea of a thesis down, then map out relating topics with quotes and refs to support 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This helps you develop a better, more intuitive argument.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i like the milkshake part

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Essays are generally scholarly pieces of writing giving the author's own argument, but the definition is vague, overlapping with those of an

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

article, a pamphlet and a short story.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot one, in the case of book interpretations: writing down what the author thinks is his teacher's opinion, as his own.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another lecturer here. My tips: write you conclusion, then move it to the start and use it as your intro. Always include an outline... 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

structure of the essay in the intro. Give the reader a map of where the essay goes, and put signposts periodically in the main body

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

great advice for highschool. I got one of the highest scores on a state test. I wrote about selling drugs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thesis statement for my highest scoring essay was "Communism would work if people were not such selfish bastards".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol mine was something along the lines of "school security cameras would only hinder students, since they couldn't buy they're drugs from me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How'd that go over? I would have had an A+ if they didn't subtract marks for each curse word

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no swearing. I simply played by school rules. got my message across. ya feel? if they wanted to take drug dogs to my locker they could have.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cuz I did bad shit in highschool man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? After all this I just have a rough draft?.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

If you want an A yes, but if you want if you want a c you can always just turn the draft in. I've done that like a hundred times.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Id hate to have your GPA

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Agreed. If I've learned anything, is that great writer never writes. They re-write.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I usually spend a long time writing my papers, my drafts are usually better than most peoples (comparing my from classmates) final copies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The microsoft citation manager is literally perfect (Switters810, 2016).

10 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

Endnote is also quite good for citations. Export citation from any source, insert via word & choose any style.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Endnote is the baseline standard, Zotero is the free alternate. MS citation is virtually useless if you're formatting for journals.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used it in my college papers, had to change maybe one or two things and it was perfect

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I find a paper filled with quotes, you're going to have a bad time.

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Glad you're not my teacher then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In my university career, quotations are a must because let's face it, profs do not want your opinion they want you to gather other's

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

My college professors encouraged three or fewer direct quotes, but paraphrasing was ok circumstantially

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what if I use footnotes, and then put them in the middle of the page the way the Bible does?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you expect when your Prof. requires 10 sources with a minimum of 3 quotes or references each in a 5 page APA paper?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But it's supposed to be "totally cool" though!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you've been playing too much undertale when you hear "you're gonna have a bad time" instead of the meme.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I was pretty sure that is the meme.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, before undertale, "you're gonna have a bad time" was from south park with the ski instructor

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know Undertale has gone too far as a meme when this happens.

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This is something that drastically differs subject by subject

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd imagine so. Academic writing in the social sciences uses quotes very sparingly. Obviously, they do paraphrase with proper attribution.

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What if I found, like, two or three times the number of sources I was supposed to have? Hypothetically, of course.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would want you to paraphrase the argument of the author with proper reference to the author. Hypothetically, of course.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can do that. Thank you! Ya know, hypothetically...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who marks essays, explain why the quote supports your argument (or why it's wrong). Don't assume your reader will work it out.

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agreed (am english teacher). i use PIE format for paragraphs. point, illustration (quote), explanation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! And the illustration doesn't always have to be a quote - that sometimes loses them!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My English professor gave us a formula for using quotes: Quote + explanation + analysis and application to personal paper. Works every time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a person who understands American English and context, that's exactly what he's saying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's why this is the last thing mentioned in the section regarding quotes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought that was obvious

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've taught everything from school-aged kids to masters students and it's shocking how many people forget to do this!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my students would remember to do this!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You also have to abide by several rules whether APA or MLA. Learn the essentials, and move to helpers such as Purdue Owl.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always introduce and explain your quote.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is general knowledge you learn in the first two composition classes in college. I learned by trial and error the points made in the OP.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've taught everything from school-aged kids to masters students and it's shocking how many people forget to do this!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 16, 2016 10:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Simple people need formulas like this - helps to cut down on active thinking

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great ideas always benefit from clarity. Only flimsy scholarship needs to obfuscate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always been told to write essays as though the person reading them knows nothing. So far it's gone incredibly well.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck clarity, if it makes sense to me, who knows this paper best, everyone else should just "get" it, right?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The most frustrating thing about marking is when you are sure that the student knows what they are talking about but you can't award the 1/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

marks because they haven't shown they know what they are talking about. As their work develops, a student should be able to reason 2/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

through what's in their heads instead of just stating something as fact which they haven't proved (and if it's so obvious it doesn't 3/

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need proof it has no place in your essay!) 4/4

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This is helpful thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're welcome.

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I've been using this method for my students: Point (What are you trying to say with the quote) Evidence (Quote goes here) Explain (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2/2 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!! Explain is the "so what?" Why should I care? Explain why your quote proves your point.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, your thesis is stronger without I statements. Don't say, "I argue that x equals y because..." Just state it: "X equals y because..."

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Depends. In certain fields, you can say 'I' (pretty much only in the thesis and conclusion). Just don't over involve yourself (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

by making statements like "that's why I think that..." or "I believe...". Stating "In this work, I argue for the validity of..." is fine

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I? Who is I? Who is we? Essays should be written in impersonal form.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

I disagree, if they want you to write it like a Wikipedia page, they shouldn't bother. The writer should be a part of their papers.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I tell my students the reason we don't say "I" in papers, is because it is redundant. I know it's you - that's why you put quotation marks

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Really depends on the level and the class. In philosophy papers, "I" is often encouraged. In English papers, not so much.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So many rules, right?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Excellent advice.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For thesis...es? ... thesodeii, the former's not even allowed around here. The best you can do is "we", if you really must have that.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Depends on the topic, in some cases I've found that using the "In this paper, I argue..." method is the most effective

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say, but if it helps - the plural of thesis is theses.

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Not anymore it isn't!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Martin Luther begs to differ

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep, at least two sentences of how the quote supports your thesis, along with an explanation of the author and context it comes from

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you. this is key. We want u to show us what you know.. its not about us figuring out your point

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To help me in the year to come (dot)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is terrible advice unless you're in 9th grade. These essays will be formulaic and uninspiring while technically meeting the criteria.

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As an English teacher, I'm happy if students can write a basic essay like this. "Inspiring" is usually out of the question in HS writing.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7th and 8th graders need to learn basic formula. They don't know where to begin. This approach would work for beginners.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This would be acceptable for some college English classes. Not just grade school.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The advice is evidence, citations, intro, conclusion, and body paragraphs. That's bad? One would use this advice through a Ph.D.

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(3) The rest seems fine to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The advice on conclusions is pretty elementary (a good conclusion should be more about synthesizing your arguments than repeating them) (1)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) "In this paper, I'll argue" is pretty awful, and turning the assignment directly into an outline is unlikely to work at higher levels.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Todays school system teaches quantity over quality; pass with a passing grade. Formulaic essays is the only way to finish all your essays.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This. Fuck everyone who's saying things like "this is only for X grade". People have to start somewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What do you mean "only for X grade" - Sincerely HS Senior

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He means people are saying that you can't use this method past

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I think all essays should follow this basic formula. This was only a rough draft, after all

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True!

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Even terrible for 9th grade. Credentials: I teach 9th grade English.

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This is a good scaffold to build fundamentals, from which you can become more comfortable. You know what scaffolding is, as a teacher, yes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but as I teach honors students, my expectations are high than this. The use of fist person is a definite no-no

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fair enough! That elaboration makes sense. You can use first person, but only in limited styles (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) and that's just me being nitpicky in 140 characters aha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe if they are uninspiring enough they'll stop assigning them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, there are tons of people who have trouble with even the basics. I'd say this is a decent starting point to expand from further.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No offense, but if the student and teacher aren't inspiring each other, only one of those two need to worry about it.

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75% at best.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Who the fuck cares, isn't the grade all that matters?

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 4, 2016 6:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, that's because you're in 10th grade and don't have the perspective of more advanced writing yet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Get off your fucking high horse and go fuck yourself. Jesus fucking Christ.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha thank you for your input. Not on a high horse, it's just the truth. At 15 you don't understand why this is bad advice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^

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The vast majority of people who are writing essays are in 9th grade up through college. Shorthanding essays is a survival skill.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Or, instead of just learning the formula, you could learn to express yourself in writing; which is the only value in essays for most of us.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As someone who writes fiction as a hobby, essays are NOT a good way to express yourself in writing for many people. I couldn't stand them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't day I liked them, but it's a useful skill nonetheless (writing to convert information; not 5 paragraph essay formulae)!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get that it's useful, but that doesn't mean that someone who prefers following the formula to pass can't express themselves in writing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because something is formulaic doesn't mean it has to be dull just make sure every point has "idea, evidence, opinion" and you're gold.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My teacher would be livid if we started our thesis with "In this essay..."

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Just don't say something like, "In this essay, I argue that socialism is wrong". You have to say why your argument is unique (1/2)

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Like, "In this essay, I argue that socialist ideology is faulty based on a its assumption that economic virtue is based on ethics." (2/3)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This formula is clear, concise and offers a unique statement about your work. It makes the essay easier to analyze and critique academically

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've only ever had one teacher your whole life? And will only ever have the one?

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Must be homeschool.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was talking about my current English teacher :)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

An N=1 anecdote does not invalidate the advice. =)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've actually been told by a number of lecturers that they prefer it. Having to read so many essays it's nicer if everything's obvious.

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Yeah it's redundant. Find a way to not have to start the sentence that way. It's not hard.

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Or use personal pronouns

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It depends on the instructor. I had an upper level English professor who didn't care. She said that that rule is slowly changing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My major wasn't English and tended to rely on other perspectives more than not. I didn't mind too much as if been writing that way since HS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd not if.

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Make me.

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Or ever use a personal pronoun. GRRRRR.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It definitely depends on the teacher. I had one who didn't care (and it was an upper level English class). She said the times are changing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It depends on what you're writing about. An essay is usually summarizing info. You writing it isn't significant, and not credible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless it's an opinion paper.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of my upper level papers are argumentative papers. You're arguing that character x did thing y based on evidence z.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even then, using personal pronouns should be used to a purpose, such as establishing credibility or recalling an anecdote.

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For example, saying "I examine these characters" is pointless, as it's the examination that matters, not you doing it.

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It's totally academically okay at the university level. Expected, in some subjects (law, humanities, etc.).

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I've never had a professor that did anything but grade down when an essay contained phrases like that

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Engineering too! All my research papers start that way, or something similar. We also use headings for Into, Question, Results, Conclusions

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Science papers are often written in that format. I wouldn't call a journal article an "essay" for that reason, so I didn't mention it :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Though science papers are written Abstract, Introduction, Methods, Results, Discussion, Conclusion/References format (close enough!)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's technically ok, but not exactly interesting. A moving essay needs reader interest. An informational essay needs clarity. Source: school

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She would also be livid if you used the word livid

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my class, that phrase drops a letter grade. That'll learn 'em.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Had a professor yell at me in front of class for doing that. Needless to say I'm about to graduate and it's never happened again.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"How to write an essay: ages 16 and below", maybe.

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16? If I wrote an essay in this basic form in my class id get a D at best. Maybe 13. (im 16)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've used the same format from GCSE to MA it's the content and language that changes not the form. Burger essay fo lyf

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Majority of high schoolers in the US cannot write in this basic form. This is a good start for anyone.

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Where do you live? Kids years younger can easily follow this.

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Yeah I was taught this format in 6th grade I think.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Younger students can absolutely understand this. And yet many high schoolers do not, or rather did not learn this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's a start for some/most/probably all.

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1/?Jesus H. Christ they give us no direction for our essays, we havent learned jack shit. In the past 5 years of dedicated english classes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2/?I have been in, we havent learned anything since the damn second year. Thank god Im a competent speaker and can just convert that to

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3/? writing, otherwise I would be up damn shit creek. If you care to know what we have been doing 80% of the time in the mentioned 5 years

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4/? we have been "analyzing" "classic" books. I mean damn teach, and the end of the day, what in the hell does it matter why Mr. Author used

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5/? this particular description for the city? At the end of the day does it make a rats fuzzy ass? Hell no! Teach me how to write

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How I write academic papers (from a Ph.D. candidate): Assuming you're at the paper-writing stage the number one thing is the conclusion. 1/n

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Conclusions are the reason the paper exists. I'll seriously spend 75% of my time writing and re-writing the last four sentences. Then, I 2/n

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

need to frame the results? The introduction is normally the quickest. What context is required to appreciate the work to follow? 4/n

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Optional: in addition to the necessary citations for the introduction, I will now add worthless citations to people that will be upset 5/n

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I work backwards: what discussion do I need to frame my conclusions, what results do I need to frame the discussion, what methods do I 3/n

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if their name isn't mentioned. This is helpful for peer review. Then the abstract. Lastly, I spend a few hours thinking of a sexy title. 6/6

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THANKS TUMBLR.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How to write an essay: due tomorrow? Do tomorrow

10 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 4

More like how to fail your essay. You think we can't tell who wrote this nonsense twenty minutes before it was due?

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All these "A" papers say otherwise. But then again, I was an engineering student, of course I was smarter than all my English teachers... :P

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Keep telling yourself that .

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

How can I do an essay before that point if I'm on Imgur?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Time management, son.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Sometimes yes. I wrote one through an all nighter and got an almost perfect A. One or two grammar errors threw me off, and that was it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's definitely not impossible to pull off. I don't care how much time was spent on it; I care about the product. But usually it's evident.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

As a fellow procrastinator, I always write my A work the night before. Hello all nighter filled with 17 pages.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As a realist, say whatever you got to say to yourself to feel better about how much you procrastinate. Keep doing you, my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha thank you. I do well with the pressure and my grades are pretty good, but if I didn't I'm sure they would be better.

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Yay for caffeine filled study nights :D

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A for achieved, yay. But only barely achieved

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I've gotten quite well versed in letting work pile up and cranking it out at in one go. I once had to stay up five nights in a row to do it.

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Did that one time, wrote 10 pages in one night, got a B+, but shhh dont tell my teacher

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Words to live by

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"Procrastination" is just another word for "Patience"

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I like that

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1 The conclusion one is terrible advice. Your reader is unlikely to be so dense that they need you to restate what you just said. Instead

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Depends on the type of essay. If you're trying to get your audience to remember a large amount of stuff, repetition is a good idea. (1)

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(2) Talking about "why" might sometimes work, but I'd normally put that in an introduction. For most academic papers, I'd suggest (2)

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focusing the conclusion on synthesizing your arguments, making explicit how they relate to your thesis.

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The context is obviously a grade school essay or essay for non lit / lang class so ^^ is exactly what the teacher expects out of students

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What I expect and what I hope for are very different things.

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While what you're saying is a better way of writing an essay it's lost on such a context since no one but Teach or Prof will read it.

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What? This is what college profs are expecting. So the earlier it's taught, the better.

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Unless you're in a lit class they don't bother deducting points for how you actually write something, just what's the actual content in it.

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Sorry, but you're wrong. I am a writing tutor in a university wide writing center & they most certainly do care. How you write is HOW you

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Present your content. If you write poorly, it doesn't matter how good your ideas are, bc you won't be able to effectively communicate them.

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No, it's not. You shouldn't restate your argument in your conclusion. Early habits stick with you so the earlier ppl learn the right way...

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this is the way i and most people i know were taught to write essays in school. if you didn't do it this way, you got a shitty grade.

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It is. This is exactly what high school teachers want in essays. It's simple, dumb, and easily graded for how well someone sticks to prompt.

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Part of the reason is that with all the essay happy classes out there these days, KISS reigns supreme. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

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Grade School and even many of the entry level college courses these days is built for quantity of work instead of quality.

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Being able to short hand out an essay in record time might make for bad essays but it makes for faster work and keeps the same grades.

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2 try to answer "So what?" You've given your argument and evidence, now conclude by telling the reader why your argument was important.

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That's if you are writing an argumentative. This is a general paper.

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No, restating is basically always a poor move when you are writing. Conclude with something that won't demean or condescend to your reader

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Dependent on audience. If one's writing in a journal for an academic community, sure. If one's demonstrating knowledge for a grade, restate.

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If you want to write poorly, then sure.

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3 For some essays you can conclude by saying how things might change in the future, but conclusions should be about the significance of

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4 what you've said. However, if you write in the way above, your "conclusion" may work really well as your intro! DON'T JUST RESTATE!!

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My lecturers literally gave us a marking scheme that says to restate our arguments in the conclusion.

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I'm sorry they required you to write like that. It's one of the worst ways to conclude

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Academic editor here. Consider conceding weaknesses in your argument and setting forth how they might be resolved through further analysis.

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Also for conclusions it's hard to write out a full paragraph on what you just said so I always put the other sides argument then explain why

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One should be against it or why mine was better

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This is solid advice.

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My supervisor reads the abstract, then the conclusion, and if he's still interested, the whole paper. Now I do too. I know essays are (1/2)

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