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The "I'd never cheat on you babe, I promise" starter pack
guys they made us a starter pack
This really hit home.
iwantacorgi
#42 It's the stock photo girl!!
KakiBlack
who the fuck beats their dick with vaseline...
fewermelons16
I didn't understand that either I've been going through the comments looking for an explanation, I've yet to be enlightened
SaxaphoneWalrus
Icecreaman
Gotta say. Wow has cost me less over the last 8 years than I've spent on liquor in the last two, or free to play mmos in the last 3 years.
TheSaltyCaptain
Definitely. A WoW would be more likely to have their utilities cut because they forgot about them, not because they couldn't pay them.
Icecreaman
Bingo
lunapeach
The "I'm 13 and think I'm unique" pack hit me way harder than I expected it to.
transgender
same
LimeMime565
I relate more with "Can I borrow a pencil" starter pack than I would like to admit
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LimeMime565
Probably because I'm a depressed suicidal teen who has no motivation in life.
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LimeMime565
Don't worry I'm already getting help. Even if it isn't doing much.
troylikescats
Yay tøp achieved meme level relevance
ElephantButtress
Can we talk about how Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote songs about environmentalism, and getting rid of handguns? Doubt they would be in the Trump camp.
B4dL30
It's stereotype humour, it is judgemental and incorrect by nature. Don't take it as accurate, it loses the little fun it already has.
ElephantButtress
Valid point. I'm just a huge Skynyrd fan and get tired of the assumption that only racist assholes listen to them.
B4dL30
I'm also a huge Skynyrd's fan, I understand you.
TheGuardianFox
Well, it's not only racist jerks voting for Trump either, thus it being a stereotype.
swinglinered
Some people also choose Trump because they want to troll the whole political system.
swinglinered
And rightly so.
B4dL30
What those people can't see is that they are also trolling themselves.
RoboLuddite
The sad thing about particular kinds of people is that that kind of logic doesn't often apply...
thepunlord
/a/l1Xmr this one always gets me
IFuckingLoveOtters
It's just so accurate
thepunlord
Even the hat is spot on
Knillis
Well actually, you shouldn't use a hashtag there
IFuckingLoveOtters
What?
Superchief86
Really disappointed there's no imgur starter pack.
tpgreyknight
Just repost one of these other starter packs and call it a day.
jonstewart4prez
i made one when i posted a start pack dump! the only OC i've ever contributed
Protectoredring
http://curethegame.com/development/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ImgurError.png
majephticme
The eastern European one is missing sunflower seeds shells overpowering the cigarette butts.
derpeth
Can someone explain to me what a fuckboy is? I still don't get it
CaptainLogopolis
You
marskins100
Male equivalent of a slut
Trustmeimaprofessional
Somebody's a little bitter
AFuckingBazooka
You must be new to starter packs
dizzyplaya
Or one of them.
pizzaparty
A lot of people do play WoW because they're poor. $15 for a month's worth of all-consuming entertainment is a great deal.
TheSaltyCaptain
Yeah, you're actually spending a hell of a lot less than going out with friends for meals, buying alcohol, watching movies, etc.
pizzaparty
Seriously, $15 doesn't even buy one night of entertainment normally. Also, WoW is a social game you can make lifelong friends on.
pandro
the difference between acquaintances and friends is they will give you a ride to the airport. If you drop out of WOW nobody will flinch.
YourLordCthulhu
The only reason I exist right now is because my mom and my dad both played EverQuest. It's rare, but happens.
pizzaparty
I have my guildies on FB, and they cry that they miss me when I don't play with them enough.
YourLordCthulhu
Quick question, what's FB? I mean I doubt Facebook has guilds now.
ChernoGamma
I've never gotten that either. Fifty cents a day for essentially unlimited entertainment is pretty cheap.
jontaylor07
Well that seems kind of circular... if you're poor, yeah that's a great deal. But you won't get not-poor by playing WoW.
FusRoDoodles
The only "broke" people I've ever known to play MMOs are the ones who don't have jobs in the first place and get their subs from their mom.
swinglinered
Or item farm/etc. sell enough to pay a sub?
langrisser
Farming and selling virtual goods is only really viable if you live in a country with a huge disparity to USD and low cost of living.
swinglinered
I meant just enough for the monthly subscription.
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itiscalledsource
Ya if WoW had no raiding and you picked a character to play for an hour and purchased gear over that time and then it reset oh wait shit
SuperPickle17
You forgot about murdering stuff for gold.
swinglinered
KTTTS
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
These are two completely different games, though. Even games in the same genre like CoD and CSGO are completely different. Bad comparison.
SuperPickle17
No shit sherlock. "it's like WoW, but without the WoW"
SuperPickle17
Implying the game uses WC3 (it's like WoW right????) assets, but is nothing like WoW.
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
So eventhough you knew what you wrote made no sense you still posted it? Was it intended to be a joke?
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
Sadly many of these are insanely specific with some people I know
hellotheregovenah
I agree (w ppl I have seen)
TheMonkeyIsLoose
Eastern Europe seems like a nice place.
bedrok
Serb here. Most "tourist" areas are actually pretty nice (most of Croatia is nice too). Everything else is kinda shite though
Lainncli
Woah woah woah woah hold it there pal, did a Serb just admit Croatia is "nice"? You feeling alright mate?
Hendlton
Most of the coast is nice although I've never heard anyone say anything about Bosnia but it's generally true.
bedrok
bratstvo i jedinstvo :) were all human anyway. Why hold a grudge?
Lainncli
Fair enough pal, just taking the piss :p
tothe9ines
The League of Legends one made me giggle.
Vandammit
I can confirm that i usually disable chat or mute most players asap.
DarkBusterBaron
As a League of Legends player i laughed more on that one than every other one it was spot one.
SendMeYourGenitals
I was roaring
Lilshadow48
As a league player, not enough salt in the world to describe it.
Patavan
its like the Dead Sea
tibetansandfox
My brother plays a lot of league and i can definitely vouch for that one
SuperPickle17
Can confirm, it applies to Dota as well.
GIsLife
As someone who's played both, yeah it does apply somewhat but it is not remotely close to being as bad as LoL
SuperPickle17
You must not play the US East servers.
Mewowo
But it didn't show an empty bank acount balance because you keep purchasing skins on champs you never play.
ZachPutland
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na (1/2)
ZachPutland
in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America. (2/2)
tothe9ines
Neat!
Craptastic19
The Spanish one is true as well. Every. Little. Thing. Screen is full of JAJAJA the while freaking game.
KingCunt
Jajajajaja
raptar
In Dota this just as obnoxious... Like why are you even on my region if all of us speak English?
DivineRaptor
They do it because there is no central American server and the South American servers are shit. Still annoying tho.
Craptastic19
Confession, I don't play LoL, I was in fact talking about dota
raptar
I love the fact that I have to hide that I play dota in real life because informed people know that we are all extremely racist to hispanics
SharkyMcSnarkface
I'm just disappointed there is no mention of a Brazilian player.
HER4KLES
No English..... The worst
twentyyearsandthensome
A few of these got me real triggered from how accurate they are...
kiDDarknessssS
Did you LoL?
KingCunt
You sly dog
Craptastic19
-_-
JessieTenshi
we got them right in our trap boys.
Chiefstuff
You, a word, now.
overnightbromance
So much Eastern European hate?
Hendlton
I could probably go outside, walk 10 steps and take all those pictures... it's true.
SharkyMcSnarkface
Take picture KGB come and take yuo o... Wait what yuo say Ivan? I'm not supposed to say KGB still exist? Oh no.
TR8TORFINN
No hate, just the truth
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
But twenty one pilots is too good for this!
LimeMime565
No...just no
taylorisnotacat
ITT: People telling @IWantASheepThereforeIExist that he's wrong because he has a completely subjective opinion different from theirs
xXTotallyCreativeUsernameXx
Twenty One Pilots is fucking awful
MrsDobbins
Damn Nigga, thats some real shit taste you got there.
kiDDarknessssS
lol'd at the LoL one.
moto192834
Can you explain this one plz
kiDDarknessssS
Salt. League of Legends players are salty.
r000t
A very large part of the community will bite your head off for not playing perfectly because they think they'll win a 6 million dollar prize
frogger44
Even in normals. "OMG u noob kys" "...1st time playing this champ tho" "KYS, REPORTED."
TheWayADrillWorks
I think the only one that applies to me is the steam one
Squidlicker47
League, Steam, & Skype all stabbed me in the heart. Excuse me while I go cry
huehuehu3
But steam is more -66% /- -33% / -10% then -75% / - 50% / -25% now. And they forgot microtransactions and paid mods + shit support
mincegamer
Yeah, as well as the 7 day wait on market transactions, Steam guard required for everything, etc
doihavetobeclever
I have totally been the "I give up on life", down to the dirty (but still comfy) uggs. I'd like to think I've changed. At least a little.
theycamepresmoked
I'm there now. I'm literally eating pizza and watching Netflix in sweatpants.
breakalime
I'm the grad school one, minus the Starbucks, with a touch of "I think I'm smarter than you"...
MyExistence
I'm not in grad school yet but it hurt to relate to that
cgimw
It's missing the ever growing loathing of undergrads.
Thesmellofgoblins
I'm a "unique 14 yearold girl" :/
upsidedowney
Same here, plus the Skype one
FedericoAstica
I think I'm the "I fucked your mom" starterpack. By the way, GUESS WHAT?? I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!
arenten
All the csgo ones and the steam one i havent used steam since 2013
ZachPutland
It's weird, my Steam used to update 2-3 times per day but now it updates like once per week, which I'm totally fine with
bardock
those goddamn self updater notifications
Efreeti
I don't get the poorness of the WoW one. There are far more expensive habits, it costs less than two packs of cigarettes a month.
SendMeYourGenitals
Yeah i thought the empty wallet would be for the Steam starter pack
alicefreak47
I think it is because people play too much to have a job. Otherwise it is probably just misinformation.
Sn4f
There is a lot of butthurt in those.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I got a hunch from the first "empty skull" potshot and confirmed with the sixth "empty skull" potshot.
Newthoenikker
Racial stereotyping is looked down on, but as long as we generalize the things people do and like it's okay
breakalime
+1 for Glasgow Ned
paulosaurus90
It's a bit too kind though, imo.
mcswedge95
Chips and Donner meat is a winner after a night out to be fair. Jump into kings on renfield street and go hog wild
atmospheric
The "I have way too much time on my hands today" Starter Pack:
FastF0x
Do they have a subreddit? Can you tell me what its name is?
CharlotteMcScott
Truer words were never spoken.
theluckysuccess
ok... That hurt
Chucklenutz56
Someone get this man a beer!
vegio
I thought it was going to be a Cera post.
sithney
is so meta even the acronym
TalonDudeguy
acronym?
SecretlyADinosaur
Obvious Xkcd reference is obvious
Megus1
"I have poor time management" starter pack
surgle
summitshow
So much on point right huurrrr
AuroraNora33
This gif looks different
surgle
AuroraNora33
This one looks super different
Aristrata
Those Hyper Dimension body pillows though...
AnotherRabidSquirrel
Playing VII now. Hmm, maybe I should get a fedora. lol
GQBound
I don't get done if these Internet references. Who is Fortafy? Am I old!?
khanp233
yah dear you old don't shop.hahaha
xbxoxy
google it :D
Bruhdie
Someone on Facebook who reposts people's content without consent and only uses emoticons as communication.
maurypopovich
Ahh so like sofloantonio
skulldrinker
There's plenty of identical fuckwits on facebook, yes. LIT AS FUCK FAM SQUAD
Gink0
You need consent to facebook back to people? How do you begin the courting process? Kids these days, I swear
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Are you retarded?
Gink0
Sarcasm is hard to convey in text
forresthopkinsa
Well I hope you enjoy these downvotes
Ilikefluffythings
No you aren't old. The next generation is just weird. I don't understand them!
Rips4w
These can be humorous as long as you ignore the fact that a lot of these are made by people who just hate on so many things. So many things.
smittywjmj
Some of these are good-natured self-deprecation though. Like the Steam one.
Newthoenikker
The League of legends one is relevant for people who make lists like these.
KeeleonOhms
Some of these are so oddly specific. Who hurt you, @OP?
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Yeah, the "I miss the old CoD" one was a bit of a red flag for me.
IwillfindwhoevergotmepermabannedandIwillkillyou
You.
HurrDurrGurrPurrSchnurr
Incoming u/KeeleonOhms starterpack
giftkartoffel
Well actually they get coffee from a local spot
Kundrew
That was my favorite one.
ANorthman
My roommate is exactly like this, except he grinds his own coffee.
Tikityler
Well, actually...
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
Nice
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
Local as in from the coffee pot in the office. I don't have money for starbucks!
maazypaaz
I kinda like the pants and shoes though
fewermelons16
That was the only similarity I had to that starter pack, I like those kinds of leather bags, I think they look cool I don't own one tho
KonEl252
I'm a grad student, none of us have enough money to afford anything on that list.
evilmidweekcutie
Lol grad student here too, but i have a colleague who is pretty much already that, but he doesn't drink coffee because he's all about tea.
DrKriegersClone
That's smart if you're cheap enough to brew your own. $20 kettle and a dollar a day even for good loose leaf tea.
giftkartoffel
I have a really nice bike but only bc my university has a program that gives $400 bike vouchers in exchange for forfeiture of a parking pass
evilmidweekcutie
that sounds amazing! what school?
giftkartoffel
University of Louisville
KonEl252
You get free parking passes? We have to pay $250 a year to park in an overcrowded lot or $300 a semester to use the parking garage.
giftkartoffel
No, if you pledge to not buy one for two years you can apply to get a $400 voucher to a local bike shop
KonEl252
Ohhhh
fulminatrix
That's a fantastic system. Relieves traffic on campus and parking issues, increases student health (and funds), everyone wins. I like it.
sticksosteel
I do not get most of these references...
BurritoSensei
How old are you? 60?
frostedbutler
I didn't even understand the joke for most of these
oldelidog
That makes you a better person...
0100000101001101
Thank God. I thought I was the only one. A couple were funny, a bunch I couldn't do any more than skip.
Rhotomago
That you got any at all puts you way ahead of me.
cgimw
The grad school one is fake. There's no way a grad student makes enough to afford starbucks.
Contestest
Lol I was thinking the same thing
rollercostarican
half of the grad students I knew had full time jobs at the same time.
redneckguntotingbeerbellydumbass
student loans
teeph
BIG ones. The "took me a little over a decade to pay off, even though I was paying more on my loans than in my house" kind.
WorksForALiving
Food stamps.
HighTen
Also, at least in my state, you cannot be on food stamps while you're in school.
pizzaparty
Food stamps can only be used at restaurants in 2 states. Mostly they're only good for cold food. Even hot grocery store food is a no-go.
pizzaparty
It's silly because you can't buy a hot rotisserie chicken, but you can buy a cold one.
WorksForALiving
One can still game the system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-XEcD8gRo
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Because paying more for it to be cooked is an unnecessary cost for the taxpayers. Cook it yourself
pizzaparty
1) Rotisserie chickens are a loss-leader. They're cheaper than raw chickens. 2) You can only buy COLD rotisserie chickens with food stamps.
outspokencanary
Can confirm. True.
Natterz
No, its to show where they end up working :')
Terannosaurusrex
With a Ph.D? Doing a post doc 6
swinglinered
Free drinks, then. At least most of the stuff, and only on duty.
Terannosaurusrex
And then teaching at a community college..
BScriddly
well actually
Newthoenikker
But he's vegan so He takes it black, and regular coffee isn't expensive there
iDigDinos
truth
UmaroXP
What is up with that bike? It looks very uncomfortable.
geddyleesmullet
That's a road bike.
Freedmin
Thats why they refill the same cup with homemade over and over again
cgimw
You mean the free coffee from the lab coffee machine.
caralily
Depends on the field. Most grad students I know make $100k+ already and just want to enhance their qualifications.