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Lucky cyclist narrowly escapes death
Girl almost died crossing the road
Guy narrowly escapes certain death
Near-death experience with a truck
Guy changing car tire almost gets hit with a car
Close call with a train
Almost hit by a train
Woman almost gets hit by car
Biker almost kills kid
Pedestrian almost gets hit by a car
Inches away from death
Running and tripping in front of a speed of a speeding train!
Always keep an eye out for runaway buses
Crab Tax
Spookyghostmoccasins
#5 Minnesota. Every. Fucking. Year.
Mamaditt2
Where can i find the ones where they really die?
revivelocalmultiplayer
#10 that dude looks so metal until, suddenly, manpurse
Zahnradfee
They both look like opposites. The small woman in a white dress with a black purse and the tall, strong man in black with a white purse.
civilxanarchist
I like the fact that a crab can move out of the way of an oncoming rolling "thing", but people in movies can't (i.e. Prometheus)...
runner630
#13 girl almost lost her head
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
That was like ballet levels of precision. A tenth of a second either way and that would have been two friends and a funeral.
SaucySalad23
The guy who tripped & almost fell onto the train tracks about gave me an anxiety attack.
dejavu85308
So apparently people who watch trains are not very good at watching for trains...
eromitlab
#8 Wait, I don't see the close call- OHHHHHHH FUCK
GreatPineappleWarSurvivor
that guy changing his tire did not give a fuck
catattack24
#9...the person keeps on filming and doesn't even realize they just died...
TicoMachi
He ded.
lalorola
What were these people thinking! Some of these are so stupid they should have died.
baconsmellsreallygood
#13 isnt really the pedestrians' fault they crossed at the right time. Was just the asshole who tried to make the light that almost did it
GandalfTheUltraViolet
First time I've seen #4 without Buddy Jesus
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Some of these people need to be darwined.
thegelatoking
You misspelled "dead"
KQ7Entropy
Pucker factor up 10.
shnarfinbarf
The knob broke off with the way this shit made me feel.
thegelatoking
The rear iris
iwanttopetyourdog
I don't know why I read pucker f*cker
sunnydaysOnSesameStreet
literally that girl just keeps on filming
ArousedWizard
Choo Choo Mutherfucker!!
zimvader
These people could've been all kinds of dead
datoddguy
ALLLL KINDSSSS!!
JapaneseStudentTadashii
"Hey there's a car coming! Time to cross the street!"
Buretsu
Nice to see that the crab flunked out of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.
thiaB
Upvote for Cinemasins reference.
pitrack
Dead Count: surprisingly zero
ItTickles
or did they just not show the rest of the scene?
blaydex15
I'm waiting for the people who have never driven in the snow to ask why #5 didn't hit his brakes.
DVSBSTrD
#2 GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU CUNT!
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
That one made me the angriest. So careless.
sandiegosd
exactly. upvote this for awareness
thanatos777
I wonder how many people upvoting and agreeing with this do the same thing all the fucking time.
Zahnradfee
She is running. I wonder what kind of emergency drives her.
DVSBSTrD
Low battery.
mmcgin3
Was looking for this
Magster2004
I think someone should've waited at the sidewalk for her to cross, then whacked her with a stick. "You deserved to get hit."
DVSBSTrD
Then push her back onto the road.
AcadianBacon
While yelling "PURGING THE GENEPOOL"
Melondwarf
If they had coal up their ass they'd be rich as fuck
SelesnyaInTheStreetsRakdosInTheSheets
Giving me ideas here...
Melondwarf
it takes 510,000 psi at 3000 degrees celsius to make a synthetic diamond, best of luck to you please report back your findings
TheDuriel
that joke was a diamond in the rough
TechnicolorSlippers
Thanks for that! My friend didn't understand the joke at first. My friend understands it now!
GooberSnotpants
rich *ass fuck
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
Made me a diamond of me own watching these!
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
commenting for later, this is amazing
justahumanonline
this is my new favorite expression for butt-clenching.
CirB
Mine is still: "if I farted right now, every dog at a ten mile radius would start howling."
dmag318
Yeah I always liked that'll make your butthole pucker, but this.
ithrashanus
MY ASS HAS ACHIEVED FUSION
ilikeyourstyle
MingsterL
He didn't give any fk
thegelatoking
Teleporter!
ThisIsGiraffe
Balls of steel
CletusMcFertherburger
You bastard.
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
My one question is, why were they filming this boring ass pigeon?
whenthefirestartstoburn
Someone dropped a 2 litre bottle of soda from a high rise and it hit me in the thigh, just missing my head. No joke, it was orange crush.
TraynardHraven
How can you not include this arabian guy?
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AIComments
Somehow thing where he checks his shoe makes it better
v Swiggity swoot, what's on my boot?
btvranger
Fuck!
thatguykyle
I love how calm some of them are.. like james bonb comfort level with near death situations
ItTickles
I've been in some situations that would be similar. It sometimes takes a little while for the realization of what just happened to occur.
sandiegosd
some are on the phone. those dumb asses talking on the phone while running cross the road..sigh..
SexyTurtleAfro
http://imgur.com/IzgByEB
theyoungestoldman
My favourite are those who just walk into moving vehicles. I did that to a London cab.
samvimesbootstheory
I've broken up dog fights and been bitten twice. Both times I was aware of it, but felt no pain until after the adrenaline wore off.
varsil
Pro tip: There's a safe way to break up a dog fight. Grab them by the hind legs and pull. People have been killed getting between angry dogs
samvimesbootstheory
That is a good method. But I work at a dog daycare and if I'm by myself, the dog I grab and I are both more vulnerable to injury that way.
samvimesbootstheory
I don't recommend it to first-timers, but holding the dogs back by their collars is better b/c they know it's you and won't try to bite.
HughLaurie
James Bonbon*
TheRicM
Call me Bonb...James Bonb
Tinasgloriouscomeback
Boobnb, Joobmoobs Boobnb.
Vandaliam
Came here to say this. +1, beat me to it
Oogibah
#6 COME TO ME FLYING NIMBUS!!!
mahargthebear
When i die, i want to go peacefully in my sleep -that guy probably
Shaggy350
It looks to me like a magic mattress ride
Talmorean
I can show you the world!
VarlosZ
"Wait, what the fuck just happened?" -- That Guy
thefurredreich
Seriously - what the fuck is happening here? Does a mattress come out of nowhere to break his fall?!
jinky74
Hasn't your life ever been saved by a random mattress?
anubis132
He's on a bike. The mattress flies off the pickup and sweeps him off his bike; the bike ends up under the mattress with him on top. Uncanny.
TheDuckThatCantQuack
Saved by the amazing Mattress Man! http://imgur.com/sB3s37T
JungLean
Were you born without the ability to quack? or did you lose it at some point? I have a cat who's not very good at meowing.
TheDuckThatCantQuack
I once could quack like the best of them, maybe even better but one day a fierce man stole all my quacks
TheDuckThatCantQuack
I once could quack like the best of them, maybe even better but one day a fierce man stole all my quacks, that man is Carl king of the ducks
JungLean
I'm sorry to hear that. My cat was just born that way. I keep trying to teach him but I don't think he gets it. Go get your quack back!
napalm17
The guy who saved that girl from the train is a hero. Trains are dangerous!
SplashingInTheSea
i like trains
TheHudsonHawk
Um, that one in the YouTube video doesn't even look close. She wasn't on the track and the train was moving slow. Not a close call at all.
noscarletcoat
And she just keeps fucking filming
anvilon
And she keeps filming. *shakes head*
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
oh really
WillJeSuis
Girl? You mean #9 I'm sure it's some male teen.
PorpoiseInvasion
You are right. Seen the video. Its a kid/teenager. He just fucking goes on and keeps filming.
ekwalters
not as dangerous as stupidity.
notme222
Part of me thinks "it wasn't going that fast" but then I realize it wouldn't matter if she fell onto the rail.
EngineerZero
Tracks have Danger Zones for a reason. You shouldn't be within 3m of closest rail at any time unless you work there
PorpoiseInvasion
I work on trains. we can hit you at 1mph and kill you
falala78
Damn that's nuts
maybemisleadinginformation
Yep growing up near railroad tracks, we always had the saying "trains do bad things" after seeing the aftermath. I never questioned it.
PorpoiseInvasion
https://youtu.be/dMRlanye5Nw?t=2m8s Sauce
PorpoiseInvasion
Its at 2m8s. If you view the video in imgur it just seems to play at the beginning
Here4thefunny
HEY DUMBASSES! YOURE GOING TO GET KILLED!
BendyBatchCrumblyCakes
She deserves a smack upside the head for not even bothering to thank him. Must have been an important pic she was taking.
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
If you've ever spoken to a train enthusiast, they're usually v weird
JungLean
At first I thought that was kind of mean, but I thought about it and you're right. They are nice people though! Nice and weird people.
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
Yeah they're usually nice, they just really like trains and love talking about only trains
UhBell
I'm veeeery curious as to what she was shooting
Fenrir1
Porn
PanFluteMan
Probably trains.
CaseyCase
Don't be ridiculous...