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Many Boeing 777 and 787 planes have a hidden stairway that leads up to a small windowless room above passengers where they can go chill for a while without having someone ask them for a ginger ale.
This is what it looks like.
Don't think you'll get in there by just pretending you're trying to find the bathroom. This room is usually tucked say behind a door that doesn't really even look like a door and it usually requires a passcode to get in.
Some planes Iike the 773 have overhead storage bins that lead to these secret rooms. No staircase required!
And just in case you find yourself in one of these rooms, there will be secret signs like this to let you know you done fucked up.
This is what the bunks look like - about 7 or 8 per bunk on the 787.
The 777 packs in anywhere from 6 to 10 bunks and each crew member gets their own personal storage space.
And if you're a pilot? You've got it even sweeter. Two sleeping berths, business class seats, and a few airlines even put room for a closet, sink, and lavatory. Awesome!
These are the pilot beds on the 777.
There's also a strictly enforced "one person per bunk policy, you know, in case they get bored and frisky during the flight.
The bunks are equipped with lights, hooks, mirrors, come with pillows and blankets and even pajamas.
Some of them even feature entertainment systems . This sleeping area belongs to the 787 and is flat and open. The Boeing 773 is outfitted with these low-ceiling bunks.
The Malaysian Air A380 has these crappy-looking, cramped spaces.
But the luxe cabin on this same place is pretty badass.
RussellStover77
I bet they're all sticky and smell like a frat house.
TylerWarranty
I didn't think I was claustrophobic until I had to lay in an MRI machine for 90 min. Now these images stress me out
Tajik
I WORK AT BOEING I KNOW HOW TO GET IN THERE!!! But im not telling muahahaha. I've been in the 777 one, its awesome.
tomatoboy
Hidden is somewhat of a misnomer, if you are seated by the "closet" they disappear into, it is pretty obvious where they are going.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"Excuse me sir, I just need to climb up into your luggage compartment"-flight attendant
CodeyEdgar
https://33.media.tumblr.com/23e81c6a23931258ceba17ac637a8d57/tumblr_mqrg4x5Yl31rdqbfro1_500.gif
headbrah
"sleep".
damnmongorian
So that's where the creaky noises were coming from, I always felt like the plane was about to fall apart. Now I know.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I really wanna fuck someone up there
stevesg
This was actually the idea of an New Zealand Psychiatrist who was brought in to investigate high levels of stress among flight crew.
GiraffesEatWindmills
fortunateson1969
I'm both impressed and annoyed that I don't get to have fun in a SECRET FLYING CLUBHOUSE NO GROUNDERS ALLOWED APPARENTLY.
TheRealImgurOP
sky crew only!
LvAllen
We are all Grounders now!
fortunateson1969
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUmRtW0W4AE3w5Y.png
LvAllen
KimJungPun
They hid the one on Malaysia Airliners so well it took the plane with it.
unicornfun
https://i.imgflip.com/18mgpd.jpg
CareBearWarfare
this needs to be way, way higher up. bravo sir
canibFrank
Multipass.
TeslaFilledFuture
Pic #14 - And that's why Boeing is better that Airbus.
Ekmopon
Son of SAS pilot here, this is NOT the norm. I've seen the place that Dad sleeps at. It's not even big or wide enough to lie on your back...
AuroraNora33
This is only for big aircraft like 777, A380 etc
AuroraNora33
SAS's biggest plane is the A340 I believe
Ekmopon
He flies long distance on pretty big aircrafts, so you'd think they'd have these kind of places to sleep.
AuroraNora33
what does he fly? 737-800 flies long distance too
Squossifrage
Scandinavian does not currently have anything bigger than the A330 and A340.
AuroraNora33
That's what I said, no?
azazal78
Work for Boeing. Can confirm these exist.
lmpg
The fuck? Boeing 773?
Dowtchaboy
Yeah - what is that?
HomosexualTurtle
Probably a Boeing 777-300, which can be abbreviated that way
retardedcyclops69
So many flight attendants are members of the mile high club because of these little nooks
bananathundercats
i think you mean the air sex society
ImTodd
that Malaysian one looks like your average naval ship berthing to me
GTimgur
I thought the same.
ImTodd
Best 9 months of sleep I got
GTimgur
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic... >_> Did they not wake one of your section up every morning to clean? Albeit if that meant just >
ImTodd
i was green side on a MEU and a Sgt in E-5 and below berthing. Thats what pfcs and lcpls were for
GTimgur
Leatherneck catchin a ride?
GTimgur
sticking your hand out with a broom and giving a swipe.
surprisegloryhole
I'm smashed into the corner on an 11 hour flight right now.
Squarcle
Try to find the secret sex room
screamingshits
then report back
Squarcle
Without doing what your username suggests
thepenisbIue
How do pilots utilise their bunks while they're piloting the plane?
PUBspotter
On longer flights, there are 3-4 pilots that rotate through duties.
ScrubsPosts
(9/11 beginning to make more sense)
tomatoboy
Extra pilots in shifts.
Ilikestyx
computers drive planes. Pilots are just there so you think there's a person in control.
tomatoboy
Wrong. http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/24/travel/autopilot-airlines/
LoopStricken
In the future, planes will be flown by a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to bite the man if he touches owt
FlyingPony
You clearly don't have a clue what goes on in there.
TheBritishAreComing
What the fuck did you just fucking say about mom's spaghetti, you little spaghetti? I'll have you know I graduated top of my spaghetti...
Ilikestyx
.... *sarcasm*
Bootsman42
Well, shit. I suppose I studied two years for nothing, goshdarnit.
youknowimlocoese
Does it only take 2 years to become a pilot??
Ilikestyx
you need flight time as well I think, but probably 2 years to study commercial aviation or something.
TheRealImgurOP
You can be fully commercially rated in 180 days with a few programs. But yeah, rest is getting the hours
Bootsman42
Integrated Airline Transport Piloting License-course I did took 22 months. Around 250 flight hours .
Sordito
I dont know what airline this is but at KLM they are way smaller.
SoberAndBored
And the Dutch are the tallest nationality on the planet.
tomatoboy
The airline orders the space to their needs. They aren't in the same place and aren't the same config for all airlines even on same model.
Sordito
They look like the second last picture. Just a cramp space with 2 beds
Sordito
Source: brother is a pilot
IsThisPirateTaken
When I was an intern for at an airline, I got to have sex in one of those with a fellow intern.
jrbr549
Plot twist: it was take your daughter to work day.
claireconcept
Good grief
MarkSurge9411
IsThisPirateTaken
What do you expect will happen when we have access to the hangars and we're young and horny and make poor life decisions?
MarkSurge9411
You right, you right.
norrinraddsboard
If they're secret, how do they find them? Is this a side quest?
JeepersMedia
Tajik
Ive been inside them, they are well hidden. Its actually kind of cool how you get in but i dont think im allowed to say :)
MechaNinja
The imgur police will come for you.
Silnan
I think you use the Contra Code after Row 13 and blow the magic flute when it drops from the ceiling.
ImAMuppetofaMan
Found it (really stumbled upon it) with ease on a 747. Back of the plane, right side if I remember right. (1/3)
ImAMuppetofaMan
Found stairs & I wanted to say I went up to the second floor of a 747 (I was in coach). (2/3)
ImAMuppetofaMan
Once I saw the beds & how tiny it was, I remembered that the 747's hump is in front & realized what I stumbled upon. (3/3)
Modem085
You can pay to win even here... maybe Boing and EA have some contracts
mordrul
Simple. Walk down the aisle with your phone playing a music playlist. When the music suddenly changes unexpectedly, you just found it.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
You need to look for a spot on the wall that looks different than the rest of the wall and use a blue cartoon bomb on it.
Jus10Ed
Hit it with your sword. It'll sound different.
Hannssoni
i understand this reference
Canisiel
Now I know why Quagmire from Family Guy is an airplane pilot.
hepheasutus123
VelociRyan
Yea, male flight attendant here, these are not comfy at all. "One person per bunk." HAHAHAHAHA no.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Do you just bang in front of the other staff then? Doesn't seem terribly private...
VelociRyan
You take shifts for breaks so you kinda just fanaggle it and hope her scarf is good enough to gag her.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
I wasn't expecting to be turned on by your reply, but, um...oh.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Huh. Seems there are more straight male FAs than I'd previously realized...
VelociRyan
We are few and far between, but yea there's a few
SgtEziosRequiem
*dings attendant button* Miss, I swear I keep hearing a thumping noise above this ceiling.
LoopStricken
More like a HUMPING noise! Heyooooo!
MarkSurge9411
CoronalMassErection
https://media.giphy.com/media/m6BXPlP86xeSs/giphy.gif
thirdgen2k
Sauce for this gif?
MechaNinja
http://www.hulu.com/watch/335970 - Real Housewives of Disney, a SNL skit. It's about 2:30 in.
Jynkxy
Male airline attendant here, can confirm 1 person per bunk IS NOT strictly enforced. God I love my job.
MightySumo117
Can't be that much money in it I'd assume tho
Jynkxy
Decent money, I get to travel the world and be put up for free. Plus, the women. I'd say that all counts as benefits.
BalmerVillaSanchi
Sounds like some serious Dude on Dude action going on.
AmpsterMan
How's the training regime? Is it acceptable to do it for like a year or two? I'm single and graduating soon and would love to have a job [1]
AmpsterMan
that allows me to go around the world and fuck around like that before I go to Grad school.
MostValuableDickbutt
We're gonna need stories
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
I think I need a career change.....
Jynkxy
"Cum explore the skies!" Is my personal airlines motto.
HeavyDice
Where can I sign up?
Jynkxy
Look for openings in at your local airport. Attendants are always in need, but you need to be ready for the sacrifices. Lots of time away.
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
Well, I have very few friends and I haven't had a serious GF for 8 yrs, I think I'm ok. Kek
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
"Uh, excuse me, what is that rhythmic thumping sound coming from above the plane?" "...Turbulence. Yeah. Turbulence."
FlightRisk3154
Do you know many people who didn't close the cabin doors properly when they should be? I do, she is no longer a flight attendant
Burkey94
I'll be in my bunk.
oZsh1rts
reference game on point
Jynkxy
Yes! Part of me is living out my Firefly fantasy. hahah
evolution4407
You soar, mate. You sexy leaf on the wind, you.
justavanillabean
You just got so much cooler. (In my lame person opinion)
StormheartKing
If I only I didn't have an irrational fear of flying...
Jynkxy
Only feels like your flying on takeoff, and landing. Giant planes like this don't feel Much (if any) turbulence. Statistically flying is 1/2
Jynkxy
safer than driving anyways.
Traj27
How does one become a male flight attendant?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Start out by being born in China or India.
rookerrocks
Start with correct chromosomes
ShadowWuulf
be Gay?
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
Practice by serving half a Ginger Ale to people in a bouncy castle.
Conlo5
Removal of a testicle
Snarknado
Surgery
Jynkxy
Same as a normal job, you apply for it. It's not female only, just a female dominated role. Which in my case is amazing.
Traj27
I'm going to look into that for something to do this next year..any tips on what to put on the resume?
Jynkxy
Experience traveling and navigating airlines is good. Speaking other languages is a huge plus. And a history of dependability.
kaeraneko
I should add this to the list of jobs I could get behind.
makethepeniseskiss
I can fit like 7 people in my cubicle.
WindmillandLordsKissExpert
Yesss
Schmedes
Seems like that one lady that loved you unconditionally in your post history no longer does. Or you're a liar.
Jynkxy
That ship has sailed. Things happen. But thanks for visiting my post history!
BadamWarlock
Also, Schmedes post doesn't even really contradict yours. "Unconditionally". Banging stewardesses is covered.
Schmedes
I wanted to investigate the life of someone who is banging so many stewardesses.
Linkashii
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Nanniesdoitbest
PieAndPunch
I've always wanted to be a flight attendant but my parents already think that I'm gay.
fanleninhos
.
FindSasquatch
I saw this post and said to myself "I'm sure a lot of sex happens and nobody really ever knows"
jackieisfly
Which airline??
BakaOtakuHentai
Time to change jobs!
subbywan
And ou don't ever invite passengers up to those?!
Jynkxy
Never, too many unknowns.
subbywan
damn ... *scratches off flight fantasy*
Tajik
Isnt it awesome how you get in, I wasnt expecting it to be so sneaky.
themockingbirdsinging
Wow, you must work for a low class airline then. Either that or you're bluffing.
Dolewhipper
I recently got interviewed for delta airlines to be a flight attendant. what can i expect from the job should i get it?
MiloCoatedBanana
Since the number of women is greater than that of guys, do you tap all of your fellow anttendants? If not, how do you avoid suspicion?
Groose
do all planes have these or just awesome ones?
krallja
Just the big ones.
BeaBobinya
Neat. But why are there pilot bunks? Are they not flying the plane? Or are there extra pilots on some flights?
BrewedAndPackagedBy
Extra pilots, theyre just called relief pilots. Also, this happened once https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990
kraeftig
Something like that happened recently too but it wasn't the relief pilot
TrolleyDolly
There are 4 pilots on long haul flights. One set for take off and landing and the other flies during cruise. Breaks are planned accordingly
Jynkxy
Overseas flights are mostly run on auto-pilot. Imagine cruise control for a plane. One pilot sleeps at a time, cockpit can't be unmanned.
FlyingPony
All commercial flights are flown on autopilot. Long range flights might also have a third pilot onboard, who takes controls during cruise 1
FlyingPony
for the captain or first officer to go get rest. The cockpit should always have one pilot flying and one pilot monitoring 2/2
Warranty
How long are the pilot "shifts?"
haishasama
Female flight attendant here. I call bullshit
Pixeleen
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copingcabana
My thought when reading the post: "Sure, and NY state has a strict 55 mph speed limit."
dirtbikerdan
Well sometimes it's 2mph and sometimes it's 80mph. Just a NY thing lol
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DylanMorrison
Many states still follow a 55 MPH speed limit that was originally imposed by the National Maximum Speed Law in the 70s in response to
DylanMorrison
the oil crisis. Laziness mostly, the federal law hasn't existed since 1995.
DylanMorrison
See the Sammy Hagar song I Can't Drive 55 produced in response.