Jan 16, 2020 12:01 AM
DonRanchero
94344
4285
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Coltron5000
I get aroused by fiber glass insulation
LookItUpDummy
A brawl is surely brewing!
cliffjumper83
Cuphead!
Gamerdragon
If the justice system made more money off of high profile crimes than petty ones, i bet we'd see alot more billionaires behind bars
Damiv
That’s because the justice system exists to turn a profit for the government.
Evacipate628
We don't have a "justice system" in the US. We have a "legal system" and it's very much so broken and only getting worse...
sophitia
The poor pay the most. The rich the least.
etherbunny41
Money.
SomeDetroitGuy
Ken Ley was George W. Bush's personal friend. He died awaiting trial for his crimes running Enron.
kittyanya
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/finland-home-of-the-103000-speeding-ticket/387484/
ChaseJohansson
Epstein didn't kill himself
Athenawins
Guess we need too blame all the corrupt mofos out there
givemeyourdosh
Millionaires and billionaires can park their cars wrong because they can afford to pay the fine. It's chump change for them.
nosuchthingasanoriginalthought
It’s meant to keep the poor poor... they couldn’t care less about morals and the “law”
Windshadow333
Censure acquits the raven, but pursues the dove.
JoshDamkroger
See “Tron Carter’s Law and Order” skit from the Dave Chappelle show https://youtu.be/HeOVbeh2yr0
KingOfTheAnarchists
"Here's a 2% fine on last year's profits. Try not to kill thousands of people again"
Eramik
"You did it again!? Fine, that's another 2% but now you really have to stop. OK?"
hooskerdosandhooskerdonts
Don’t know why cuphead memes were never a thing. Nice!
MarkPenrice
It's not like I was happy about getting a £35 fine for parking in a disabled bay with a missing sign, but that sets the bar pretty low...
OphelianAshe
In the criminal justice system, crimes committed by wealthy people are considered especially irrelevant. (1/2)
In America, the dedicated reporters who reveal these crimes usually commit suicide via two shots to the back of the head. Bang Bang. (2/2)
Jonesso
Well it might help if there was more people working for the justice system and a bigger focus on prevention of corruption
leviathan8600350
The song to the level is amazing. My absolute favorite
BatLadyRielle
Didn't the IRS say they didn't have enough money to audit the wealthy?
PhailRaptor
Maybe if they did audit the wealthy, they'd have enough money to continue auditing the wealthy
Acefowl
Off-topic, that boss's music is awesome.
Agreed
banthis
This match is going to get red hot
whyisthisusernametaken
The whole soundtrack is awesome.
True, but only that song will be in Smash Bros.
Dapro1
... in America
WellThatsOriginal
NY is taking steps to level the playing field. We no longer have bail on any non violent crimes. There is a lot of controversy surrounding..
.it. But at least a poor man will get treated the same as a rich man before trial. Maybe that's next. I doubt it tho. Btw I don't like Cuomo
Metallica93
Does the U.S. use progressive fines anywhere? Because we need that shit. If the rich want to break the law, they'll pay out the ass for it.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Unless the increase starts at like the $600k income level, this is unfair
I didn't mention any specific percentages, so I'm not sure where you're conjuring up "unfairness" from.
i never said you did. i've seen a lot of people bring up progressive fines and they don't understand that just because you make $250k per
year, you're not automatically rich, especially if you live in certain places, especially if you have children, etc
They do make examples of some but it's usually "Who you know"
Making an example of someone isn't justice, to me. "Giving this guy 20 years for smoking pot ought to teach them!" is not how it should work
I was speaking of rich people. Also, the system is not fair
I'm aware. I still don't agree that "making an example" of someone is proper justice, rich or poor.
Gasquatch
The justice system is a spider web it only catches flies and small insects the big beetles fly right on through been that way since ever
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Dude, have you ever heard of punctuation?
Faerinn
Well we should definitely stop electing spiders.
filben7
Easy fix, anonymous prosecution. The judge/jury cant ever see the name/face/gender/race of the accused.
suiseiseki
We need one of those bird catching spider webs then.
lyn101
mist nets
WhyDontYouMakeMe
NotJackieDaytona
Because of the implication?
DarthShelob
Are we just going to ignore that tag?
The only time I ever look at tags or usernames is when a comment specifically calls them out.
LagIncarnate
You're right, how could I have ignored memes? Thank you DarthShelob for righting this drastic wrong, may your day be fruitful.
SmokyDoggg
I mean who DOESN’T get aroused by fiberglass insulation?!
SimpleNinja
Tbh I'm more of a foam insulation guy.
MerkNowitzki41
Hard to police those who put you in power
LeakyBunghole
Yeah tbh I’d rather have it be some rich asshole than some dictator or bureaucratic asshole than can put me in a gulag if I complain
DrMaggot
What about neither of those?
originalone
We have a rich asshole dictator so it turns out you can have your cake and eat it too
letmesetthisstraight
Who has a dictator
brassfist
Well, to be fair, parking tickets and corruption are handled by different law enforcement groups.
NyQuilDaydream
Maybe we need to put the meter maids on corruption cases
Warbird373
To be faaaair
malikcarr
Ding. Parking tickets are revenue, justice is... hopefully something else. Either way, priorities.
harambedaycare
And who decides what their priorities are is the point.
rosebudthesled
None of it is fair.
L1ota
Oooh solved! It's just different systems! Omg! Wow!
darthmocap
The cynicism in that comment makes my heart smile.
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
It was the idiocy for me personally
Coltron5000
I get aroused by fiber glass insulation
LookItUpDummy
A brawl is surely brewing!
cliffjumper83
Cuphead!
Gamerdragon
If the justice system made more money off of high profile crimes than petty ones, i bet we'd see alot more billionaires behind bars
Damiv
That’s because the justice system exists to turn a profit for the government.
Evacipate628
We don't have a "justice system" in the US. We have a "legal system" and it's very much so broken and only getting worse...
sophitia
The poor pay the most. The rich the least.
etherbunny41
Money.
SomeDetroitGuy
Ken Ley was George W. Bush's personal friend. He died awaiting trial for his crimes running Enron.
kittyanya
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/finland-home-of-the-103000-speeding-ticket/387484/
ChaseJohansson
Epstein didn't kill himself
Athenawins
Guess we need too blame all the corrupt mofos out there
givemeyourdosh
Millionaires and billionaires can park their cars wrong because they can afford to pay the fine. It's chump change for them.
nosuchthingasanoriginalthought
It’s meant to keep the poor poor... they couldn’t care less about morals and the “law”
Windshadow333
Censure acquits the raven, but pursues the dove.
JoshDamkroger
See “Tron Carter’s Law and Order” skit from the Dave Chappelle show https://youtu.be/HeOVbeh2yr0
KingOfTheAnarchists
"Here's a 2% fine on last year's profits. Try not to kill thousands of people again"
Eramik
"You did it again!? Fine, that's another 2% but now you really have to stop. OK?"
hooskerdosandhooskerdonts
Don’t know why cuphead memes were never a thing. Nice!
MarkPenrice
It's not like I was happy about getting a £35 fine for parking in a disabled bay with a missing sign, but that sets the bar pretty low...
OphelianAshe
In the criminal justice system, crimes committed by wealthy people are considered especially irrelevant. (1/2)
OphelianAshe
In America, the dedicated reporters who reveal these crimes usually commit suicide via two shots to the back of the head. Bang Bang. (2/2)
Jonesso
Well it might help if there was more people working for the justice system and a bigger focus on prevention of corruption
leviathan8600350
The song to the level is amazing. My absolute favorite
BatLadyRielle
Didn't the IRS say they didn't have enough money to audit the wealthy?
PhailRaptor
Maybe if they did audit the wealthy, they'd have enough money to continue auditing the wealthy
Acefowl
Off-topic, that boss's music is awesome.
DonRanchero
Agreed
banthis
This match is going to get red hot
whyisthisusernametaken
The whole soundtrack is awesome.
DonRanchero
Agreed
Acefowl
True, but only that song will be in Smash Bros.
Dapro1
... in America
WellThatsOriginal
NY is taking steps to level the playing field. We no longer have bail on any non violent crimes. There is a lot of controversy surrounding..
WellThatsOriginal
.it. But at least a poor man will get treated the same as a rich man before trial. Maybe that's next. I doubt it tho. Btw I don't like Cuomo
Metallica93
Does the U.S. use progressive fines anywhere? Because we need that shit. If the rich want to break the law, they'll pay out the ass for it.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Unless the increase starts at like the $600k income level, this is unfair
Metallica93
I didn't mention any specific percentages, so I'm not sure where you're conjuring up "unfairness" from.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i never said you did. i've seen a lot of people bring up progressive fines and they don't understand that just because you make $250k per
CongratsYouAreHereNow
year, you're not automatically rich, especially if you live in certain places, especially if you have children, etc
WellThatsOriginal
They do make examples of some but it's usually "Who you know"
Metallica93
Making an example of someone isn't justice, to me. "Giving this guy 20 years for smoking pot ought to teach them!" is not how it should work
WellThatsOriginal
I was speaking of rich people. Also, the system is not fair
Metallica93
I'm aware. I still don't agree that "making an example" of someone is proper justice, rich or poor.
Gasquatch
The justice system is a spider web it only catches flies and small insects the big beetles fly right on through been that way since ever
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Dude, have you ever heard of punctuation?
Faerinn
Well we should definitely stop electing spiders.
filben7
Easy fix, anonymous prosecution. The judge/jury cant ever see the name/face/gender/race of the accused.
suiseiseki
We need one of those bird catching spider webs then.
lyn101
mist nets
WhyDontYouMakeMe
NotJackieDaytona
Because of the implication?
DarthShelob
Are we just going to ignore that tag?
Metallica93
The only time I ever look at tags or usernames is when a comment specifically calls them out.
LagIncarnate
You're right, how could I have ignored memes? Thank you DarthShelob for righting this drastic wrong, may your day be fruitful.
SmokyDoggg
I mean who DOESN’T get aroused by fiberglass insulation?!
SimpleNinja
Tbh I'm more of a foam insulation guy.
MerkNowitzki41
Hard to police those who put you in power
LeakyBunghole
Yeah tbh I’d rather have it be some rich asshole than some dictator or bureaucratic asshole than can put me in a gulag if I complain
DrMaggot
What about neither of those?
originalone
We have a rich asshole dictator so it turns out you can have your cake and eat it too
letmesetthisstraight
Who has a dictator
brassfist
Well, to be fair, parking tickets and corruption are handled by different law enforcement groups.
NyQuilDaydream
Maybe we need to put the meter maids on corruption cases
Warbird373
To be faaaair
malikcarr
Ding. Parking tickets are revenue, justice is... hopefully something else. Either way, priorities.
harambedaycare
And who decides what their priorities are is the point.
rosebudthesled
None of it is fair.
L1ota
Oooh solved! It's just different systems! Omg! Wow!
darthmocap
The cynicism in that comment makes my heart smile.
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
It was the idiocy for me personally