Annarwat
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doggo taxo
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segriffka73
X-girlfriend
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
So so few monies.
urafunnyguysully
twowholeinches
#48 whoever smelt it dealt it.
Kyurias
God damn that papa pooch bit made me laugh way harder than it should've.
IGotTheMunchies
The painting of cat and flowers. Dude that really happens. Drawing animals is very hard irl. +1 btw! ?
WhaleOfATime
Let's be honest, for #30 those kids won't exist since their "parents" aren't exactly getting laid.
CaptainCrohns
"People who fancied you: 5" sums me up pretty well
KingXizor
#3 there is an account on steam called turboachiever, has game play videos that only show finding shit. I used it for DooM. It's excellent.
PianoMan2112
+1 for spelling
BoiledDenimsAndEgg
Hobbes and WtP made me cackle furiously. ?
Rewayna
JhericFury
kittybuttwiggle
20 minutes after quitting, not 20 minutes into trying to quit. And the rest are on point?
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Annarwat
aww!!! yours has the cute floppy ears! irmo had asshole previous owners that brutally chopped his. vet said it was the worst job he had seen
imjustheretothrowupvotes
I read Irmo’s story on your other posts, hurts my heart... but I’m glad he has a happy life now ?
Craicerjack
+1 for #3
samwyze
I feel special as a white that doesn't care for The Office. Jim's face pisses me off. Not his "Jim face" but his regular face.
schoenertaktak
this was good. thanks.
weasel16
Can vouch for #8 .... I did it one time and the man hated my guts until the day he retired.
theboned1
Nice. Several Hahs were had.
Raitokomniak
And some hehes too
catwilsonaz
He who had hahs, has had hahs,
catwilsonaz
I don't think either of those commas belong
davidbooneissackasonjeremy
KelseyTheodore
What is with people constantly posting this specific screenshot everywhere? Seriously, it concerns me...
Gidave
Bots posting a doctored screenshot to advertise shitty watches from China.
DerpyDoggos
And several “fine addition to my collection”were taken.
MrsVond
The snack that smiles back?
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Goldfish
SirSage
G O L D F I S H
MelibeWatermelon
Goldfish!
NZSheeps
The fish?
bazookasoup
Darude - sandstorm
Flyndaran
Goldfish crackers' slogan. Though it has/had another line. "...until you bite their heads off." Not kidding.
Ratnavati
The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off
MrsVond
Thanks
koda5300
Claw machine prizes won...0
cbjfan
Blood donated: -61 pints didn't know it was possible to donate negative blood
Bonesawx90
The only way it makes sense in my head, is if its how much blood your body lost/looses.. I dunno..
DaniF
He needed 61 pints in transfusions. Assuming he didn‘t donate any blood, in which case it would be even more.
hashomerachianochi
Maybe it was O Negative :^)
legofham
People who liked you: 410. Peolle who hated you: 65.000. What the fuck did this guy do?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Also 500 times having sex and yet only 5 people fancied her apparently. I guess she had a long marriage?
fivefootone
She apparently never smelt anyone else’s farts either, and longest urination is only 42s...
GoldenSun3DS
"He who smelt it dealt it." It's counting every fart smelt as a fart dealt.