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Jan 27, 2018 6:18 PM
kayzersosie
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FourWindsOatPorter
Either that's one big knife or that guy has small arms
TheGooseMoose
When your knife has recoil
Vevrain
From the thumbnail I thought it was a rifle, and the small knife was gonna be a tiny bayonet. I was wrong.
JonSnowsAbs
100% would chop off my finger
BirdFondler
I wanted a tiny knife to pop out of the end
Evenlymade
When your erection breaks free of your underwear
700fps
Fucking mens pockets
P01135809
Woodcup
When your knife has recoil.
tornadosandwich
Is it AA powered? https://youtu.be/9MeMVjolHU4
AVoiceOfReason
That's a nice poop knife you have there.
EClaire1073
Bhirdy
Now that your sword is properly drawn...
KettEx
Time to kill some Titans
90sLego
Fuck, pull that during a mugging and you've earned my money
ikagawa
Why? You could knock the guy out in the time it takes him to get it ready.
GodCommentMaker
Psst... that’s just a nail filer
StressedOperator
stuff in the pants and carry around might be an issue.
yourdarkestdoom
It has recoil ffs!
DoctorEnsignCrusher
Th'eight's note uh noif!
FuryM0nk
Maybe just a tiny man.
Quazzeh
10/10 would open boxes with
Confeshun
WhErEs ThE bAnAnA sO i KnOw HoW bIg It iS?!?!?!
darkninja2992
That's a goddamn bloodborne weapon
KingCornish
That’s not a kn...oh. It is. Carry on, mate.
UltimaAvalon
I honestly expected the swing action to knock it out of the hand
josanReactionPrince
Poop knife
shrike2214
When even your knife has recoil...
Joltbox
AND a safety switch.
Lalinnee13
To the guy that said you dont bring a knife to a sword fight, never met this guy.
AmityvilleHodor
When did Trump get tattoos?
kruug
Get better jokes...
FarbrorSprit
gimmehatwobble
You call that a knife?
youreathing
No, that's a spoon.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
They got Matt Damon to hold it.
tontorodrigezv3
Elephant poop knife
RefreshinglySarcastic
Lions 9
EClaire1073
DeadliestPool
theyallfloatdownhere