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Feb 27, 2017 5:31 PM
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puffyjacket69
What is his reason for not attending?
pangyre
90% of the President’s historic schedule is mutual masturbation. I HATE TRUMP, but I applaud this break with idiotic tradition.
DoctorSnakebeast
This motherfucker is a Tang snowflake.
justahumanonline
well that's just insulting to Tang.
lindylouhowdoyoudo
Leave our President alone. Stop crying.
MamaKin
....but Hillary's EMAils...................bengazi
awkwardmoment
Well ... destroying ISIS behind his own schedule is far superior to funding and creating the damn thing.
lordyhalvey
rebel1996
Stupid logic. The democrats have stalled his cabinet, and if he is behind on the plan why would he go to a lame media circus?
ImAnExpertOnBalls
That man is all talk and no balls.
BaconRouladen
TakWriterOfWorlds
At least he has a good excuse. Not like the last guy to skip, Reagan. What was his Fucking deal? It was one fucking bullet! Pussy.
OlderWiser
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-dont-always-get-shot-during-the-middle-of-a-speech.jpg
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Can we bring him back from the dead already?
OlderWiser
No, he had his time. It is up to us as a nation to demand leaders of this quality. Neither party is going to do it for us.
indyliberal
They're not mean. Just calling him on a near constant stream of lies... Truth is Trump's biggest enemy.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
craze
I cant wait to see everyone bitch when he actually does something.
DoucheAssBagGuy
I cant wait for trump to genocide a random group of people. Will be a good time. All hail Trump our supreme ruler!
DefenderOfDog
He's American he needs a safe space
JustAnotherPersonLookingAtGIFs
guannabislord
Thin skin some people are saying . SAD
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DamnedAustin
To be fair, when ISIS says mean thing about him, he can't understand what they're saying. That makes them WAY less scary.
JamesAHarrod
Kitsuryu
Ilaughed way too much at this
Zootsoot
I thought pointing and laughing was a universal language?
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
What's "cheeto" in Arabic? Anyone know?
Keairan
الجبن نفخة is cheese puff in Arabic.
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
Close enough, thank you!
Legdig
To be fair, they did destroy the isis command centre.
BubbaRunski
There's only been one Trump military action taken and a soldier plus a few children died. Reports suggest Trump wasn't even in the war room.
moredownvotesplease
Where?
HumfreeBugart
That's the 16th time they've said they destroyed the command centre
Legdig
Maybe there were 16 command centres? :P
Zaranthan
Maybe they need to stop referring to them in the singular.
TheVampireDante
Or you know, those fuckers don't have a central location and just get intel from whichever shithole their leaders are hiding in at the time.
SaAdVilla
HaHaYourMom
Upvote because it's the sad truth.
IMakeStuff100
Dear Trump supporters - do you want to buy a bridge?
KelseyGrammersBeast
He never said when those thirty days start. Just make it retroactive to 30 days earlier if/when it happens.
cryborg
Fuck Trump! Sorry. Political outburst. Carry on.
StupidityIsPainfull
You really think he should go up there and take all the self righteous bull crap and smile the whole time. Give me a break. Like him or not.
InternetExplorer2001
You must be in so much pain.
HaHaYourMom
He should stoping a pussy... like him or not.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Like every other president has since 1924? With exception of Nixon once, and Reagan after he got shot?
Grandtourdaddygogo
Only democrats believes the media is mean to him. He couldn't give 2 shits about the media.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
But he said it himself (and a number of his staffers) that the media was being unfair. Those are words out of his own mouth.
Grandtourdaddygogo
do you believe them to be fair?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I believe it's not an either/or situation. Some media are uncritical, some are critical. Some are more critical than is necessary, IMO. You?
Grandtourdaddygogo
I do not believe any of it.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You don't believe any of the media? Or you don't think anyone in the media is fair?
Brionyrae
Considering how most of his tweets are about the media, I'd say he cares
angrytaco
Obama gracefully handled all the shit the media threw at him. Sad to see how far we've fallen
ilovethechocha
The media went after him like twice. The rest of the time they were fawning.
Tater4049
He was smart enough to know when to shut up and exit gracefully.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Listen I don't like trump, but the majority of the media acted like president Obama was the second coming of Jesus Christ.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Not always gracefully. I liked the guy, but he did slip a few times. Never to a level as disgraceful as Trump's behavior, though.
Tater4049
Always with class though.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Same with George Bush, master of flubs, but fuck at least he was an adult about it.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Bush had a carefully calculated public persona. Everyone that worked with him said he was usually one of the smartest guys in the room.
SpecimenSpiff
I wouldn't say it's carefully calculated, it's just easy for folk to mistake his demeanor and way of speaking for him being dumb.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Maybe, but do you have a better explanation for a born and raised Connecticut, Ivy League, one percenter, with a down home Texas accent?
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Fluting doesn't mean your stupid.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Not at all, but a lot of people took those mistakes as an excuse to misunderestimate him.
ckhriswithasilentk
As graceful as obama is, he is still a human being so.. :)
Dantastic1993
Didn't he do a whole roast on Comedy Central?
Dantastic1993
Oh yeah, he did do a roast on Comedy Central where the main premise was to make jokes about him. Weird. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1865333/
YourButtIsSpatulaShaped
He had A LOT of stipulations that the comics who were roasting him had to follow, though. He essentially censored what they could say. Eh?
Imissharambesoomuch
It's almost like people get tired of being the butt of jokes and decide not to entertain it
uzerok
Well, then maybe high level politics is not where they want to be.
Imissharambesoomuch
Well maybe going to a dinner that serves no real purpose other than to alienate your base isn't that good of an idea
drpsychojuice
It's tradition, and showing that you have a thick skin is a good sign to the public - something which would help him right now.
iamthisguy247
Yeah it's strange how he handled that and is now so fragile.
awkwardmoment
Not really. This is a joke. You can't really extrapolate from a joke. Same with everyone calling him a socialist.
GreaterDog
"Donald said he wanted to run for president and move into the WH. And why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out
GreaterDog
of their home." -Snoop
Oban
According to the comedians, there was some very strange rules to roast him too. Like, joking about wealth was off limits, but family? Do it
BananaForScaIe
Yup
rubbarz
You should watch The Situations part.
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Because of how terrible it was?
skipweasel
He never said WHICH 30 days.
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skipweasel
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4757557/death-of-ming-o.gif
TotallyNotAMurderer
Any given 30 Sundays
rubbarz
He probably meant the last 29 days and will blame he didnt have enough time.
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CanOnlySayYes
what
HaHaYourMom
Making excuses for the Orange Messiah is what crust-belters do best. Wipe the Orange off your lips dudebro.
skipweasel
Oh, I'm not making excuses, I'm poking fun from the other side of the Atlantic.
Leinkugel
Liberate us! Drop freedom bombs on us! Help! Help!
skipweasel
I could make you a nice cup of tea and give you somewhere warm to sit down...
ford53
That sounds lovely
HaHaYourMom
... makes sense lol... I hope he nukes you. :p Im kidding.
Hoojamufasijer
It was a joke, you block head.
HaHaYourMom
Only your mother is allowed to call me that... oddly she has a very cubicle throat so we are a good fit.
OlderWiser
Personally, I don't think he's one bit afraid. He's just giving them the metaphorical middle finger.
NoNightDigging
Petty then?
OlderWiser
Absolutely. But he's also been attacked by the liberal press more than any other President this early in his term probably in history.
NoNightDigging
Where there is smoke there is fire.
OlderWiser
It's possible but they already have him convicted. They are going on rumors and hope they are right. We will see.
NoNightDigging
In time the pendulum will rock back, but her emails.
HaHaYourMom
He's afraid of the truth. He's afraid to face the public without his handlers to help him unfuck his antics.
OlderWiser
What truth is he afraid of?
HaHaYourMom
That he's trying to sensor the free press and frantically cover up the Russian collusion that led to his election?
OlderWiser
I do not "sense" any fear.
HaHaYourMom
Use your sensors to sense the censor!
HaHaYourMom
Censor** lmao
HaHaYourMom
But sensor too!!! :O