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Mar 16, 2016 10:52 PM
hsojkamot
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stonedrunkdoctor
thats odd every time i repost in real life, everyone thinks i'm a weird pervert...
hannahjoemontana
Own it!
WishboneThighs
HAVE A NICE COLD PINT!
RossiferTaylor
#2 hit home hard
DadddyWarlord
Smell the fresh dank memes
wellthatescalatedquickly
realfakebees
upvoted for funnies and frankly, that last one.
CorneliusCornwall
Gotta love them spicy memes
BlueSpaceLizard
Spicy is the new dank
hsojkamot
Spicy meme one is my favorite
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
That's a spicy meme-ball!
OnniMatikainen
What's with the Tennessee and the ass? I have been too long away from the Internet.
Sureletsgowiththat
The Tennessee pickup line is supposed to end with "because you're the only ten I see!" the text fucks up the pickup line and the image 1/2
OnniMatikainen
Oh I have been so blind but now I see :)
Sureletsgowiththat
is supposed to convey a "Nailed it!" sort of message.
AnUnluckyAussie
"Blood everywhere"
JustAManAndHisDog
Goddammit Scott
kluza
In Scott's defense who doesn't do drugs for breakfast. ... I mean come on now .... gees you guy also have that not second breakfast and 11's
TardyOpossum
I can relate with this Scott character..
jupiterandthemoons
If by drugs you mean medication that keeps me healthy... then, FUCK YEAH IM A PILL POPPIN ROCK STAR
swinglinered
coffee
fvalenta
No wonder he lives in Bikini bottom
cleavergrill
Fenderzilla
Can someone explain this to me? What is a catfish, other than the animal?
cleavergrill
To catfish someone is to lure them into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona. The walrus thing is a joke.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I've worked with my fellow catfish agents. They work best underwater.
revcleo
Koo koo ka choo
CaptainDameron
gotta love reposting in real life
igerfoo
I work in a kitchen, knives everywhere. I've definitely grabbed one in each hand and said "this is pretty great" on more than one occasion.
Dartmuthia
What are catfish in this context? Asking for a friend
tzarchameleon
People who pretend to be someone else, usually a hot chick, for attention, profit, lulz, or a combination of the three.
bradthebrony
No, catfish are the victims of those people.
thejackle
I just realised it's "an ice cold pint" and not "a nice cold pint" world slightly blown.
yoiliterallycanteven
Woah.
helenkellerpresentsfantasia
I feel like this will be useful with the upcoming elections
Alavar
Is it just me or does that dude in the fedora kinda look like Keanu Reeves?
thebowlllama
Didn't have my upvote until that absorbent yellow bastard showed up
CISMaleScumLord
Thought that #39 and #40 were one image for a while. Meds; they'll fuck you up man!
SgtFriskers
That awkward moment when your ear looks like an anus.
MrRandom314159
Don't be an ass.
ilikeunfrostedpoptarts
Is that what that was? I was wondering why I was staring at a picture of a overly muscular asshole for 5 minutes. That high
Krimper
I just now finally realized that pic isn't what it looked like. I hate that pic. Dudes a serious butthead.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
All I could say was, "GET IT AWAY FROM THE BABY!"
itsjellydoughnut
The awkward moment your body looks like a hairy butt
WorthDimensioning
Earnus
MalcolmButler
Shoulder.
SgtFriskers
The shoulder certainly contributes, but I saw the ear as the actual asshole.
ShibiSF
It doesn't help him at all that his shoulder is hairy like a butt.
ExpectoPatr0num
I'm like 99% sure I know that guy, but I can't bring myself to ask "Hey, you're super hairy and weirdly lumpy, is that you in that meme?"
SgtFriskers
Yeah, that would be awkward.
beccagrosssux
OH BUT THE INTERNET WOULD LOVE YOU!
shark91099
Could someone please explain the captain crunch thing. I've seen it so many time but still don't get it.
YOUSHOUTEDTHIS
The crunch squares tear up the roof of your mouth due to their rough edges.
shark91099
Do people just eat it dry like animals? I've never had it happen to me
YOUSHOUTEDTHIS
Maybe some are more sensitive? I think people do exaggerate a bit about it though :)
Sureletsgowiththat
I ate dry Captain Crunch all the time when I had money for it. Never tore up my mouth.