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NATA5
Damn at least wear a helmet or safety glasses.
joeyecho101
?noredirect
Soggybathroomsock
Friend of mine caught one in the eye one new year's eve. Fun times at the ER. He got 80% of his eyesight back. Socialized medicine for ya.
TaoGrim
Don't blink
hackller
some people are real fuckwits!!!
moQh
That sicario 3?
BubblesTheFish
This is some SCP shit right here.
Sarabi876
1,2,3, red light ?
remix96
Finally an updated version of red light green light
YourIceCreamMan
What a bunch of morons!
Clayman8
I expecte Skyrim Cart meme. Am strangely dissappointed
SignificantDeficiency
Ya all fun and games until one of those fuckers hits you in the face
hajimedj
I'll take "how to lose an eye in 15 seconds" for 500 dollars
TheArchivist314
I thought suddenly it would just switch to him saying welcome to Chili's
EmCeeBunn
One NYE, years ago, we played Roman candle baseball. Surprisingly it didn’t end at the hospital. But one dude almost lost his fro.
2saintsslumber
Hold my beer ?
TheBoyFromUncle
Honey why is the school on fire
kamenriderladybug2
What School? (embers in the background)
afroniner
Because everyone got Covid and coughed everywhere.
CanadianCobraChicken
Why? For the Glory of Satan, of course!
Cruxador
To prevent hundreds of deaths caused by returning too early
KevinStrexcorp
And where is my super suit?
ThatOneAwkwardPotatoGuy
"Buy me more jewelry"
redoman309036
Slyps
You are a chair darling.
Kralzaug
I can dream Harold!
fouchagalaga
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
TheOddify
How did I even get here?
KingOfTheAnarchists
No, mother, it's just Aurora Borealis.
Isi151e
At this time of year? At this time,of day? Localised inside your schools hallway? SKIIINNERR
Hanska01
This is creepy, awesome, and terrifying all at the same time.
CaptainThePirate
v
VodkaReindeer
I finally understand why you need a hall pass in America.
silentsuspekts87
Then smoke alarm goes off
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
How they celebrate fourth of July in Silent Hill.
weareready
A guy lost his eye doing something very similar a couple years back
TheSpanishInquisitor
What's that sound from? Reminds me of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
StarSpangledHammered
That's some scary sounding shit
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Sounds like the Purge alarm.
getthatcornouttamaface
Yesss it's the prowler's theme from the movie
KnightOfHyrule
saintandrew92
That's because it is, it's Prowler's theme
Mulan404Assassin
That's because it is
theblankgamer23
Its the Prowlers song when he was chasing down Miles
ThisUsernameIsNotAvailabe
.
sandwiched
Reminds me of the SFX in The Forbidden Planet.
violentdosage
Now I want to try this. But without the fireworks.
PolarbearsToenails
Just tracer rounds
GlowGreen
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/v4dcuuxjgvs2tixanwhh.png
UnhelpfulAnswers
What are you using instead? Mortar shells?
SlappySamsonite
You can do that in you bathroom. Turn off the lights and move from side to side. So exciting!
Harryteeters
withmore*
CrystalShipsCometh
You want to move around in a hallway with the lights off? Sounds fun
Gameordie
If you want to lost eye, then sure.
ManOfKent1967
The dynamic lighting looks good in this game.
PompatusOfLove
Feels like Sir Lancelot storming the castle
deathemokid5
Met a girl who has worn an eyepatch ever since a camping trip in grade 10. A roman candle got lodged between her eye and glasses. Horrific.
SavageHonesty
Yep, a guy on my flight crew was inadvertently hit in the eye as well during a NYE celebration. Ended his military career.
It literally stayed in her eye socket melting her eyeball and its a horrific story to hear her tell. Just please dont shoot roman candles.
GeneralWho
wuzz
this belongs here
OrangeFlavours
You dirty son of a fucking bitch.
CrustyMuffin
Thanks, I just shit my pants at work.
fleak
MOTHERF…
justjayvee
Some poo came out
Marvanissa
I don't like how much that got me. +1
cmontaSmuggler
Nice.....
SoFloRoofer
Ok, ok a little chill ran down my spine. Ya got me too.
Silved
I actually screamed.
nrvagntsoleatr360
I. HATE. YOU. +1
panicattheavocado
HOLY FUCKING FUCK I JUST JUMPED 6 INCHES OUT OF MY CHAIR AND DROPPED MY PHONE
dekket
FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKK YOOOOOOOUUUU! Here's +1
ooushdanbaug
This got me good, really well done
Ladderguy
First time on the internet?
Lol
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Thanks for the near heart attack!
TheAdjuster
I knew something was coming and still got me.
AnonOmis1000
Fuck you. I knew it was coming. It still got me. Thank god I was on the toilet already.
waudey912
I showed this to my mrs and she didnt jump but it made me jump again :(
FutureHylian
Ok credit where credits due, that one got me
babycucumber
Oops I crapped my pants
Grizzlious
WhySoCereals
Holy fuck.
John20012
AtsaMattaForMe
I needed that thank you.
thescarby
oh fuck you +1
AwwDamn321
Da fuq?! I was like is stupid then ahhh
BeerCir
Fuck You! -
EmailFail
Hit myself in the fucking face with my phone.
Stefanfr1997
...Why would you bring the thing doing the jumpscare CLOSER to your face?
Oh...it...it wasn't that close. I flinched lost my grip and over compensated. At least I didn't break the screen
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
As a Canadian, Kindly, fuck off.
atat23
Thanks, that got me!!!! Not much makes me jump like that these day - jaded adult
Pax13
That was unpleasant
madnorwegian
You owe me a pair of new undies
That sure was pretty fucking loud.
mstrmrvn
That got me. Well done. I never get got
Eatsdenim
Dropped my phone!
xxmarcusrxx
This might have been the first jump scare that worked on me. Bravo, I'll be sending this to my gf so she pees gerself
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
FUCKWIT FUCK It's been a loooong time since I fell for one.
Fuckme721
Same here. I should've seen it coming too ?
captain0marvel
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you again.
Gonna fuck someone's day with this.
0xXJosephXx0
So I have to say thank you. As I was sitting on the toilet trying to Duce, this made me violently shove the blockage onto the toilet/wall.
And now people in the other stalls want to call EMS from the bloodcurdling sound that left my body from both oral and anus
ISAIDGIT
Ahhh ya bastard
wmcbain
I both yelled and farted at the same time. thanks 10/10
Valgyan
Roshiro
Walter, noooooo!!!!
iancarry
fffffuuuuuuu!!
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
lavendergirl
OH FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! +1
elgaudanas
Literally what I screamed, as I dropped the phone while simultaneously trying to hold on to it
JawaOnFire
That was exactly, word for word, what i screamed inside my head while pissing my pants in the livingroom. Earbuds on high volume btw...
NotGoodConfessionBear
I'm high and I was like noooooooooo stahp
jazzhandpanda
I got a good pucker and laugh
EatMyOreos88
You fucking cunt
NachoPete
Steffy95
Why why why was I not expecting it....
TheLustyArgonianGayd
justarocknroller
Damn, ain't been startled like that since the first time I saw the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost. Nicely done!
MoreTan
LeraviTheHyena
Well played you fucking prick
iSaidiLoveUbutiLied
I had a spasm . Thank you for that
KonaDarbles
pinatafarmer
I will not eat one IOTA of shit!
JadeNB1729
(Knives Out, if you need a good reason to watch it.)
kaneep
To be honest, I liked it but there were too many twists at the end -___-
Some (Mamet-style) twist-fests just start to seem empty, but this one worked for me. Maybe because they weren't just "it's all lies" twists.
Deathwing777
werenotreallystrangers
That felt good...thank you
theytookmyfuckingusername
You got me. +1
HINMAN
I wanted the gangnam style guy. Please somebody teach me how to gif
carlostrange
DiscoTurtle87
Good thing i was already on the toilet. Jerk.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
ArchangelTitus
Lot of money for a skit lol
phillsman
Ah yes the scary maze game. This got me really good when i was a kid
turk69
Fucking Christ on a bike!!!
IHonestlyJustStoleAllOfMyPostsFromRandom
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP NOW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
genghiskhanit
I withstand it without too much trouble, but it was a good one!
notallwholurkarelost
Zxaskad
Thank god I am on the toilet cause I just shit myself...
schmonday
Why is everyone doing this exact same gag all of a sudden?
Hobbzs
Original short film with that idea, which they later adapted to a full feature. Lights Out. https://youtu.be/lykiTPUbtgs
palroMemeMonster
Mann that got me haha...a good adrenaline rush
rocket86924
You bastard
LaBotte
Hahaha fuck you !
I knew it was coming and still shit my pants
DeadPanPizza
I screamed...omg I screamed
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Motherfucker
flover
Holy shit! Fell off my damn chair and scared the dog! Damn!
lucivjov
Man the one time I didn’t scroll to the end first..
VidaVita
Is that Billy Corgan?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good thing I was already pooping. I didn't wear my brown pants today.
Ihatepickingusernamesgb7488
Take your well earned upvote
KMakyra
Oh, you asshole!
tcSnipe
Goddamnit
TheMathmos
Awwww....you made me ink.
wildj0ker
Misabelmont
I almost choke on my ice cream ?
Jonnymarre
Top notch acting
AZRAELSBLADE
Wow you got CandleJack on fil
UnorthodoxLady
I fucking hate you
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Thanks, I'm awake now.
Gamergrl09
Die
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
I was relaxing after a long day....
Fab5Jeddy
Oh yeah, thanks. Fuck you very much.
DarkBeerPotato
STOP. YOU COULDA MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
thishousesmellslikefish
Travesty!
ladydriver
I dropped my toddler
A man of culture I see.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Her shoulders cant help the cringe
c35000
Bonk
RaisltinsMaleLover
FUCK
Botacon
Thank God i was on the toilet when i watched this.
NATA5
Damn at least wear a helmet or safety glasses.
joeyecho101
Soggybathroomsock
Friend of mine caught one in the eye one new year's eve. Fun times at the ER. He got 80% of his eyesight back. Socialized medicine for ya.
TaoGrim
Don't blink
hackller
some people are real fuckwits!!!
moQh
That sicario 3?
BubblesTheFish
This is some SCP shit right here.
Sarabi876
1,2,3, red light ?
remix96
Finally an updated version of red light green light
YourIceCreamMan
What a bunch of morons!
Clayman8
I expecte Skyrim Cart meme. Am strangely dissappointed
SignificantDeficiency
Ya all fun and games until one of those fuckers hits you in the face
hajimedj
I'll take "how to lose an eye in 15 seconds" for 500 dollars
TheArchivist314
I thought suddenly it would just switch to him saying welcome to Chili's
EmCeeBunn
One NYE, years ago, we played Roman candle baseball. Surprisingly it didn’t end at the hospital. But one dude almost lost his fro.
2saintsslumber
Hold my beer ?
TheBoyFromUncle
Honey why is the school on fire
kamenriderladybug2
What School? (embers in the background)
afroniner
Because everyone got Covid and coughed everywhere.
CanadianCobraChicken
Why? For the Glory of Satan, of course!
Cruxador
To prevent hundreds of deaths caused by returning too early
KevinStrexcorp
And where is my super suit?
ThatOneAwkwardPotatoGuy
"Buy me more jewelry"
redoman309036
Slyps
You are a chair darling.
Kralzaug
I can dream Harold!
fouchagalaga
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
TheOddify
How did I even get here?
KingOfTheAnarchists
No, mother, it's just Aurora Borealis.
Isi151e
At this time of year? At this time,of day? Localised inside your schools hallway? SKIIINNERR
Hanska01
This is creepy, awesome, and terrifying all at the same time.
CaptainThePirate
VodkaReindeer
I finally understand why you need a hall pass in America.
silentsuspekts87
Then smoke alarm goes off
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
How they celebrate fourth of July in Silent Hill.
weareready
A guy lost his eye doing something very similar a couple years back
TheSpanishInquisitor
What's that sound from? Reminds me of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
StarSpangledHammered
That's some scary sounding shit
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Sounds like the Purge alarm.
getthatcornouttamaface
Yesss it's the prowler's theme from the movie
KnightOfHyrule
saintandrew92
That's because it is, it's Prowler's theme
Mulan404Assassin
That's because it is
theblankgamer23
Its the Prowlers song when he was chasing down Miles
ThisUsernameIsNotAvailabe
.
sandwiched
Reminds me of the SFX in The Forbidden Planet.
violentdosage
Now I want to try this. But without the fireworks.
PolarbearsToenails
Just tracer rounds
GlowGreen
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/v4dcuuxjgvs2tixanwhh.png
UnhelpfulAnswers
What are you using instead? Mortar shells?
SlappySamsonite
You can do that in you bathroom. Turn off the lights and move from side to side. So exciting!
Harryteeters
withmore*
CrystalShipsCometh
You want to move around in a hallway with the lights off? Sounds fun
Gameordie
If you want to lost eye, then sure.
ManOfKent1967
The dynamic lighting looks good in this game.
PompatusOfLove
Feels like Sir Lancelot storming the castle
deathemokid5
Met a girl who has worn an eyepatch ever since a camping trip in grade 10. A roman candle got lodged between her eye and glasses. Horrific.
SavageHonesty
Yep, a guy on my flight crew was inadvertently hit in the eye as well during a NYE celebration. Ended his military career.
deathemokid5
It literally stayed in her eye socket melting her eyeball and its a horrific story to hear her tell. Just please dont shoot roman candles.
GeneralWho
wuzz
this belongs here
OrangeFlavours
You dirty son of a fucking bitch.
CrustyMuffin
Thanks, I just shit my pants at work.
fleak
MOTHERF…
justjayvee
Some poo came out
Marvanissa
I don't like how much that got me. +1
cmontaSmuggler
Nice.....
SoFloRoofer
Ok, ok a little chill ran down my spine. Ya got me too.
Silved
I actually screamed.
nrvagntsoleatr360
I. HATE. YOU. +1
panicattheavocado
HOLY FUCKING FUCK I JUST JUMPED 6 INCHES OUT OF MY CHAIR AND DROPPED MY PHONE
dekket
FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKK YOOOOOOOUUUU! Here's +1
ooushdanbaug
This got me good, really well done
Ladderguy
First time on the internet?
ooushdanbaug
Lol
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Thanks for the near heart attack!
TheAdjuster
I knew something was coming and still got me.
AnonOmis1000
Fuck you. I knew it was coming. It still got me. Thank god I was on the toilet already.
waudey912
I showed this to my mrs and she didnt jump but it made me jump again :(
FutureHylian
Ok credit where credits due, that one got me
babycucumber
Oops I crapped my pants
Grizzlious
WhySoCereals
Holy fuck.
John20012
AtsaMattaForMe
nrvagntsoleatr360
I needed that thank you.
thescarby
oh fuck you +1
AwwDamn321
Da fuq?! I was like is stupid then ahhh
NATA5
BeerCir
Fuck You! -
EmailFail
Hit myself in the fucking face with my phone.
Stefanfr1997
...Why would you bring the thing doing the jumpscare CLOSER to your face?
EmailFail
Oh...it...it wasn't that close. I flinched lost my grip and over compensated. At least I didn't break the screen
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
As a Canadian, Kindly, fuck off.
atat23
Thanks, that got me!!!! Not much makes me jump like that these day - jaded adult
Pax13
That was unpleasant
madnorwegian
You owe me a pair of new undies
BubblesTheFish
That sure was pretty fucking loud.
mstrmrvn
That got me. Well done. I never get got
Eatsdenim
Dropped my phone!
xxmarcusrxx
This might have been the first jump scare that worked on me. Bravo, I'll be sending this to my gf so she pees gerself
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
FUCKWIT FUCK It's been a loooong time since I fell for one.
Fuckme721
Same here. I should've seen it coming too ?
captain0marvel
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you again.
captain0marvel
Gonna fuck someone's day with this.
0xXJosephXx0
So I have to say thank you. As I was sitting on the toilet trying to Duce, this made me violently shove the blockage onto the toilet/wall.
0xXJosephXx0
And now people in the other stalls want to call EMS from the bloodcurdling sound that left my body from both oral and anus
ISAIDGIT
Ahhh ya bastard
wmcbain
I both yelled and farted at the same time. thanks 10/10
Valgyan
Roshiro
Walter, noooooo!!!!
iancarry
fffffuuuuuuu!!
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
lavendergirl
OH FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! +1
elgaudanas
Literally what I screamed, as I dropped the phone while simultaneously trying to hold on to it
JawaOnFire
That was exactly, word for word, what i screamed inside my head while pissing my pants in the livingroom. Earbuds on high volume btw...
NotGoodConfessionBear
I'm high and I was like noooooooooo stahp
jazzhandpanda
I got a good pucker and laugh
EatMyOreos88
You fucking cunt
NachoPete
Steffy95
Why why why was I not expecting it....
TheLustyArgonianGayd
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justarocknroller
Damn, ain't been startled like that since the first time I saw the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost. Nicely done!
MoreTan
LeraviTheHyena
Well played you fucking prick
iSaidiLoveUbutiLied
I had a spasm . Thank you for that
KonaDarbles
pinatafarmer
I will not eat one IOTA of shit!
JadeNB1729
(Knives Out, if you need a good reason to watch it.)
kaneep
To be honest, I liked it but there were too many twists at the end -___-
JadeNB1729
Some (Mamet-style) twist-fests just start to seem empty, but this one worked for me. Maybe because they weren't just "it's all lies" twists.
Deathwing777
nrvagntsoleatr360
werenotreallystrangers
That felt good...thank you
theytookmyfuckingusername
You got me. +1
HINMAN
I wanted the gangnam style guy. Please somebody teach me how to gif
carlostrange
DiscoTurtle87
Good thing i was already on the toilet. Jerk.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
ArchangelTitus
Lot of money for a skit lol
phillsman
Ah yes the scary maze game. This got me really good when i was a kid
turk69
Fucking Christ on a bike!!!
IHonestlyJustStoleAllOfMyPostsFromRandom
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP NOW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
genghiskhanit
I withstand it without too much trouble, but it was a good one!
notallwholurkarelost
Zxaskad
Thank god I am on the toilet cause I just shit myself...
schmonday
Why is everyone doing this exact same gag all of a sudden?
Hobbzs
Original short film with that idea, which they later adapted to a full feature. Lights Out. https://youtu.be/lykiTPUbtgs
palroMemeMonster
Mann that got me haha...a good adrenaline rush
rocket86924
You bastard
LaBotte
Hahaha fuck you !
Deathwing777
I knew it was coming and still shit my pants
DeadPanPizza
I screamed...omg I screamed
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Motherfucker
KnightOfHyrule
flover
Holy shit! Fell off my damn chair and scared the dog! Damn!
lucivjov
Man the one time I didn’t scroll to the end first..
VidaVita
Is that Billy Corgan?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good thing I was already pooping. I didn't wear my brown pants today.
Ihatepickingusernamesgb7488
Take your well earned upvote
KMakyra
Oh, you asshole!
tcSnipe
Goddamnit
TheMathmos
Awwww....you made me ink.
wildj0ker
.
Misabelmont
I almost choke on my ice cream ?
Jonnymarre
Top notch acting
AZRAELSBLADE
Wow you got CandleJack on fil
UnorthodoxLady
I fucking hate you
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Thanks, I'm awake now.
Gamergrl09
Die
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
I was relaxing after a long day....
Fab5Jeddy
Oh yeah, thanks. Fuck you very much.
DarkBeerPotato
STOP. YOU COULDA MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
thishousesmellslikefish
Travesty!
ladydriver
I dropped my toddler
Roshiro
A man of culture I see.
HINMAN
icommentwithsteveharvey
Her shoulders cant help the cringe
c35000
Bonk
RaisltinsMaleLover
FUCK
Botacon
Thank God i was on the toilet when i watched this.