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Oct 28, 2014 9:42 PM
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AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
I love the idea of a motion censor: like, if you start doing the Carlton dance, you are immediately pixelated until you stop.
bipolarmolar
What is this game that cannot be named
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
What was the game?
Thereisnosafeword
THE GAME. Which you just lost.
TheHumbugPrincess
95% of Bill Gates wealth is 76 billion which would still leave him with 4 billion dollars. Still more money than I'll ever see
YouNowKnowTheMuffinMan
Another fact: when Apple was about to go under, Bill bought 12.5% of Apple's stock to keep them afloat (and avoid antitrust litigation).
TheEngineer
Today (October 28th) is Bill's Birthday. Today he turned 59
goastbusturs
"bringing vaccines and improved healthcare to children internationally." Suspicious quotations?
GoBlue
"Motion censoring"? What is it, Japanese porn?
LurkMasterP
There are some motions children shouldn't see. Yet.
Nuttsy
Is it just me, or did he age reasonably well, to boot?
jegred2
The government doesn't need more money, they just need to stop spending like idiots.
YamatoIouko
Yeah, like all that money we drop on our overbloated military.
jegred2
We have been downsizing the military, a lot. Also, military is one of the legit things that the constitution gives the feds power to do.
YamatoIouko
"Downsizing." Unless they're literally turning the military budget into fractions of what it was, that's not enough.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Bill Gates received an honorary knighthood: Only people who are subjects to the Queen can receive an actual knighthood. But still.
xXMaleficentXx
Just curious, where is he from?
Erkhyan
Born in the good old Northwestern U.S.
moldboy
It really is too bad it's only honorary because "Sir William Henry Gates the Third" sounds awesome!
ZeDestructor
I'll let you in on a secret: you can call him that if you want to ;)
marquisdechocula
Oh just an honorary knighthood, so he doesn't actually joust and go on quests?
ButterfaceTaintClown
You don't need to be a knight to joust or go on quests. In fact, that's how many earnt their knighthoods...
CornCobMcGee
no he can do that. you just dont need to call him Sir Gates. youre allowed to call him Happypants McSquigglydoo if your heart so desired
jugRn0t
I am now inclined to remake this gallery, replacing every instance of "Bill Gates" with "Happypants McSquigglydoo".
farwall
Not sure why but Sir is one of those titles where it always combines with the 1st name so it's Sir Bill or Sir Bill gates but not Sir Gates.
CornCobMcGee
huh. Today i learned something
farwall
I always like how they all combine, like the title Lord always goes with the surname so if he had both it would be Sir Bill Lord Gates.
JoeHarkins
motion SENSORING (not censoring)
Zordicron
Those flying pests are getting censored all right, CENSORED TO DEATH!! DIE, DIE, DIE, FLYING VIRUSES!
LearnedCoward
*sensing
FatBastardVegetarian
If I were as smart, or as rich, I'd be generous as heck.
wamccarthy
Hopefully! We aren't all able to remain humble.
Swiss54
You should be generous regardless of wealth. But yeah.
sapperplanter
Yes, but I would understand if you didn't want to donate 95% of your wealth whilst working on minimum wage.
ItExistsInTheMoment
I don't know about that unless you're talking about more than just donating money. I personally am always straddling the $0 mark.
mouschi
Generous doesn't mean giving money.
ItExistsInTheMoment
If I had the money, I would totally donate it so that it could go to good use...but the most I can give is two arms and some time.
FatBastardVegetarian
Of course. Can you imagine having billions of dollars and not giving most of it away? I can't.
Swiss54
It's easier said than done, which is why the rich should pay significantly higher taxes. No one wants to just give away their money.
ItExistsInTheMoment
I suppose it is for some of us. I'm personally of the same opinion. Money just holds no pull on me beyond food/clothes/bills.
BoxesofFoxes
Except Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Swiss54
I mean, I guess I shouldn't have said "no one". Just most.
FatBastardVegetarian
Consider this, the US would be using some of Gates' money to blow up 10.00 houses in Afghanistan. Gates is curing Malaria in Africa with it.
Swiss54
I think you're a little paranoid, man.
MePreferTheTermCookieEnthusiast
FatBastardVegetarian
And I'd use my wealth to make that motherfucker disappear.
Daktyl
what the fuck is wrong with some people?
Efreeti
This was the late 90s, when the "M$" hate was strong.
YamatoIouko
That dude could have killed him, WTF was his security doing?
GaffyMcBint
frosss
AHAHAHAHA
RupertG
Ouch!
auddan
Too soon?
MePreferTheTermCookieEnthusiast
Dracerino
kek
theboned1
Um, Bill Gates for President.
isayfuckoff
No. He's more powerful doing what he does
spiritussancto
anyone capable of getting themselves elected president should on no account be allowed to actually do the job. he's too nice to get elected
Weelildragon
He did actually try it once.
CthulhuApproved
THANK YOU!
Dipityseren
He'd be really hard to buy - a definite plus.
Mightykc
Why is he not already?
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Because he is too smart to get caught up in politics.
thegreatandwonderfulbarky
Because you don't get anything done as a president. He'd probably have more influence out of office.
mobius501
he wouldn't do it. he has a world to save, not a country to run.
ItchyDinosaur
I read this and actually said "oh, boom" out loud.
override367
well, the president has less power to improve lives than bill gates. The president's power is mostly to blow things up without congress
CanadianEngineer
That's actually an extremely deep statement, it's so important that it was said. People often forget there's more to the world than the US.
odraencoded
Bill Gates for Earth Emperor!
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
First I was like: "Americans can't be THAT self involved".. then I thought about it and died a little.. :\
mobius501
We need people like him to save the country, but Bill here is saving the world. a bit busy at the moment. nice username btw, fellow engineer
TattooedWife
As an American, I constantly remind myself there are billions of other people out there. It's so weird to me.
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TattooedWife
But... My job, husband and daughter...
DieterVonCunth
It doesn't say what game Bill was losing in. Maybe it was just physical fights that Fred introduced him to?
Ohmyolivia
I wondered the same thing!
WhatzitTooya
Rule number one: Dont talk about the fight club.
metalgearsolidv
it was doom http://youtu.be/KN0K58EfJSg ....nah i'm kidding, just wanted an excuse to post that video
snikker
I actually meet bill Gates a year ago when he was on vacation in Norway, he is a really cool guy. I have a picture if anyone is interested.
titanfries
Did you try, or at least THINK about 'damn I want hours cash'?
weresmurf
My ex father in law him in Queensland Australia once. Was eating breakfast, looked over and Gates was there. He got to talk to him for(1/2)
weresmurf
twenty minutes and proclaimed him the nicest rich guy he'd ever met. Gates even paid for his and his wifes breakfast. Champion.
ButterfaceTaintClown
And he beat cancer.
ButterfaceTaintClown
By not getting it.
Repostradamus
Doesn't matter: Bill Gates - 1, Steve Jobs - 0
gondring
Did you ask him "why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign", like Gary Kildall suggested?
EnigmaV8
Wasn't interested... didn't look.
DeckMyHalls
Met.
titanfries
they're right, though...
MyNameisJavert
Post.
ThePancakeNinja
Seconded.
snikker
Well here you go, i guess you figure out who is who. http://imgur.com/DOsIfRk
PartialBiscuit
That's Tony Hawk.
justsherlocked
That's 3cool5skool
MrChuckletrousers
At first I was like, "who's 3cool5skool?".....I am not a smart man.
brownsugarbk
nice hat bro
fulcrume
Not often you see a rich dude dress so modestly.
handsMoleman
He's making you look poor
IkeBroflovski
Who's who?
Pencillin
*whom's whum
farwall
What is it with rich people and beige/tan leg-wear?
FiatLuxIam
Why are Bill's khakis wet?
snikker
It was at an aquarium, I bet a seal or something splashed him
Jakubersk
Who's that guy next to snikker?
swaggyd
spongebob squarepants
Summersky
That's amazing. How did it happen? Did you talk to him for awhile?
snikker
Me and my friend was at a aquarium in our home city when we saw him right before closing. we just went up to him and said hello, 1/2
snikker
He had no security guards around him, and he walked a little behind the guide. We ended up talking for about 5mins before he had to hurry on
BryLoc729
Bill Gates deserves a movie about his life. One that should be shown to kids everywhere.
gengumby
pirates of silicon valley
ngthagg
Note: anyone is free to make donations to the US government if they feel they aren't paying enough taxes.
beasttubbs
Stop that! Bill says we should pay more and that's all that matters
rollercostarican
i believe that's called lobbying.
MyNameisJavert
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
JasonForge
Darthrevan140
He was kicked out of Harvard for creating an under ground poker game. One of my high school teachers knew his famil
Darthrevan140
Y his parents were less than pleased
Ohond
You're doing Gates' work. I mean God's work. I... Bill. Gates. Is. God. `•.•'!
brownsugarbk
oh that billy gates and his crazy ideas
marvelboy
He's not a trifilin', good for nothing type of brother.
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
What about Ted? :(
larbar
Bill! Bill! Bill!
mrwigglypants
NYe the science guy?
ReynTimeBaby
BILL NYE THE SCIEN...oh wait BILL GATES THE BILLIONAIRE
swifter66
在ä¸å›½ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THH7P08zuhU
swifter66
Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
Jasonsson
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
belortik
He can't be a knight if he isn't a citizen of a commonwealth country. He has an honorary title, but that is like getting an honorary PhD.
nation543
maybe the US is just waiting for bill gates to have enough money to pay off the national debt in one fell swoop
brownribbon
His $80B net worth would pay off 0.4% of the national debt.
MrChuckletrousers
Holy balls that's a lot of money.
nation543
that's why i said "is just waiting"
WorldWideWalkabout
You rang?
Voxis77
SCIENCE!!
bubz93
Whats his name?
MyNameisJavert
i forgot
NanoPi
William
NotSoMuch
Developers! Developers! Developers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE
Codingale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYMH3qrHFEM
brownribbon
Bill Gates, my Windows mate
ChainsawInTheSky
Bill Gates, the money mate.
WeUsedToRuleTheWorldYouKnow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiuO_Z2_AD4
MyNameisJavert
I love this.
GaryCXJk
Why am I laughing uncontrollably?
RalphtheMagnif
Bill Gates the money guy!
aristotlewasborninmacedonia
I wonder if there exists a person who didn't sing this in their head the way they should
murdrmunkee
Awesome guitar solo, Money rules
fhqwhgus
If I made as much money as him, I'd want to pay more taxes and donate more to charity. ^__^
gondring
You forgot to point out that he started with a million-dollar trust fund & private school with a PDP-10 (like CS depts MIT, Stanford, etc.)
IAmALittleStitious
Bill Gates, he masturbates
avocadosatemymortgage
Bill Gates computer mate! Binary ruuuuuules. Bill! Bill! Bill!
Zordicron
It's funny. In the 90's, Bill Gates was viewed as the poster child of what is wrong with greedy corporate America. I wonder if that had 1/
Zordicron
anything to do with the last decade of his donations etc. I know I wouldn't want to die being known as the face of greed.
xTheMaestro
He studied Carnegie and Rockefeller, also vicious capitalists who used their vast fortunes to help others in their later years.
ChallengerDeep
Bill Gates' PR team is doing an excellent job ;)
gondring
Seriously! Amazing how people have forgotten his lack of ethics. Note how the actual Gary Kildall story is nearly gone from online.
YamatoIouko
Question: isn't it possible there's a difference between Bill Gates the businessman and Bill Gates the human?
danjo
To anyone who says "See, I don't need college", this is only true if you are already one of the worlds best programmers.
BorderlineBoozehound
As a professional programmer, you're full of shit on this one. Anyone who sees an opportunity on the market can profit. College-educated 1/2
BorderlineBoozehound
programmers, from my experience, don't often know as much as people who learned it out of actual interest -- they learned what they 2/3
BorderlineBoozehound
needed to pass the class and that's it. It doesn't take much to pass. 3/3
BorderlineBoozehound
All that said, if you're an entrepreneur, you don't need college. If you're not and want to work for a company, you probably will.
bobbi21
success is all about being good at business w/ some small degree of talent.
justbake
Bill Gates is NOT one of the world's best programmers. That is not what made him successful.
YamatoIouko
He was a corporate BEAST; the man knew how to run a company and get what he wanted. THAT was why he was successful.
Swiss54
whatever makes you feel better man
demonjester1515
That's a pretty silly statement. Even if you're saying "because he stole ideas" he still had the technical mojo to bring those ideas to life
justbake
Doesn't mean he wasn't a skilled programmer.
demonjester1515
I'm saying I think he indeed was/is a skilled programmer.
justbake
yes, but doesn't make him "one of the world's best". He does code occasionally still.
KaiHerrera
But he was! can you program on assembler directly to control de BIOS of a computer? or access a framebuffer or simply write IO routines? ??
KaiHerrera
And i mean x86 assembler, no c or c++ or c# or java, that's what these guys used back then, they wrote their own basic interpreters..
EpicHorizon
She is not the Queen of England. She is the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, (cont.)
EpicHorizon
New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, (cont.)
EpicHorizon
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, (cont.)
EpicHorizon
The Duchess of Normandy, the Lady of Mann, Defender of the Faith and Duchess of Lancaster. There is no Kingdom of England.
DisarmingBaton5
Since when is she Queen of Belize?
EpicHorizon
Uh, since it became part of the Empire?
pridleywiddleywoooaaahh
Good Guy Bill Gates.
ButterfaceTaintClown
He can JUMP A FUCKING CHAIR. Try it. JUST TRY IT. I got a broken hip that says Bill Gates can do some special super hero shit.
IeatBussy
Good Bill Hunting
wheredoesthetimego
Wondering aloud if much or any of the good he's done since he's made his fortune is motivated consciously or sub consciously by guilt 1/2
wheredoesthetimego
For what he, himself, called stealing. Not that it diminishes that good in any way, just thinking about the psychological motivation. 2/2
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com is NOT a legitimate source.
RupertG
YES
Erkhyan
No, but like Wikipedia, it’s a very good site for finding stuff you actually want to look up on more legitimate sources.
LearnedCoward
It thinks motion censoring is a thing. Enough said.
jimcake
wot
LearnedCoward
Supposed to be motion sensing, but they put motion "censoring" instead. Two very different things.
nevlyn
Happy birthday Bill Gates, we share the same birthday :)
TheEngineer
woah, me too! Happy Birthday!
Feedyourheadd
Birthday buddies! Happy Birthday :)
Feedyourheadd
Me too! Happy Birthday!!
WorldWideWalkabout
DragonOnSteroids
that took me way too long...
Aggressif
WHERE ARE THESE GOD DAMN MOSQUITO LASERS YOU SPEAK OF?
MrPredator
Well, there are portable blue lasers with outputs at 1W. There are 2W green lasers, but they're a tad expensive.
IWentToImgurAndAllIGotWasThisShittyUsername
Ted Talks. Look it up. It goes in depth on how they're produced and shows slow motion video of them in operation.
SolHSA
$50 was the target budget (to be viable in africa). Prototype was built, and the project stalled. Probably too expensive :/
SimplyMerlin
They are in fact on sharks heads.
IntelligentHippo
as a person from India (where people are dying from dengue and malaria pretty much all the time)... WE NEED THIS SHIT...
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IntelligentHippo
oh nono... most of us dont have TV or internet... need to 'entertain' ourselves
fwipsy
Mount one on your head! Defense against mosquitos and annoying people, double win.
Aggressif
Blind your enemies, with science!
TheRealDurdan
You should come to Australia, we totally don't have a mosquito issue here...
hogeyegrex
If true, it's only because mosquitoes aren't venomous.
rlywant
And more importantly, can they be modified to kill spiders?
apaupertoprince
They're reposted on imgur every couple weeks. Just be patient.
bigdonkey
Vaporware. Been stuck since like 2010. There are easier/cheaper methods. Look up "box fan mosquito trap" for a really good cheap one.
jcollierdavis
I don't want easier/cheaper. I want LAZORS!
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Fun fact: Laser is an acronym (Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation).
jcollierdavis
I know, but not when "I'm firin my lazors"
stump24
RIGHT!?
theStead42
I'll say again, we need these in the south.
PussyLiquor
patent trolls own the rights to it and won't let anybody make them
IndigoWendigo
Personally, I'm more disturbed by the infrared "censoring".
jadespider
Africa.
pookieeatworld
If these ever hit the free market, they could wildly destabilize the ecosystem... I don't think this is a good idea...
reddenbocker
What animal or insect depends on only mosquitos to survive?
BatSharkRepellent
I think people infected with malaria for life would say it's a cheap price to pay
spiritussancto
i was just thinking "will we need to help increase populations of some other less dangerous bug to compensate?"
GABRG3
Nope, they are even able to differentiate between male and female of specific species - no random massacring happening. Search TED.com
pencilholder
http://youtu.be/hqKafI7Amd8?t=14m26s
xfumo
Mosquitoes don't play any ecological role in cities so I'm ok with them being eliminated there. Let's not fuck elsewhere tho. (1/2)
xfumo
Some argue that there wouldn't be an ecological crisis if they were eradicated tho. http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100721/full/466432a.html
ihatethetv
They’re still docking around making them. Come on already! https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-71824-y
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I made one for a design competition, then got sued by the company that was developing the thing. (Intellectual Venture Labs)
GABRG3
Holy crap - what happened?
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Well. I kinda made a different version of it, but they wanted all the IP
tryley
he got sued by the company that was developing the thing.
GABRG3
Yeah, thanks for that :)
Bigdadyblood
They are illegal because they are so effective at killing bugs that it actually damages the Eco system similar to the CO2 vacuum
SHOWMEWHATYOUVEGOT
Commenting to check on this later...
YourGosh
As an Atlanta citizen, I have all winter to put my hands in one of these lasers, even my dogs will be grateful
moneyvortex
I'm kinda skeptical this will be effective in the long term anyhow. This will only drive selection towards certain mosquito behaviors.
kattpappan
pew pew
Bigdadyblood
They are illegal in most of the U.S because they are so efficient at killing bugs that it actually hurts the eco system
spiritussancto
part of me says OH FUCK YES! part of me is a bit concerned about how this may affect the rest of the food chain
SaItamontes
I wouldn't worry. No one is going to market a commercial laser *anything* that fires 100x/sec at targets up to 100ft away. 1/2
SaItamontes
They'll set a limit on either the range or the firing rate so neighbors can visit your bug-free yard w/o getting their eyeballs fried. 2/2
pencilholder
It's actually more of a stationary thing, Mosquitos fly through, get detected, the laser vaporizes their wings, they done fucked up.
lolzomg123
They're prototypes, and I heard (not reliable info) that it got stuck somehow at the patent stage.
NotWayneBrady
God damn mosquito lobbyists in Washington keeping the mosquito laser down
kaiserdas19
(Giant mosquito people)
Daealis
I'm guessing the people that stood accidentally behind the mosquito and got their retinas burned out are the main concern :P
FrankAssholeAKAThePunisher
So fucking content to do the devil's work
(OC I swear).
Crogicun
They're holding it onpurpose, there's a lot more money to be made in "healing" people, than keeping them from getting sick first.
PussyLiquor
Yes, patent trolls own the rights to it and won't let anybody make them without some absurd royalties
Hybris51129
Damn and I was hoping to build a mosquito death star for the spring.
aqueueforyou
FUCK YES !!
skellious
it's Bill gates, how much money does he need to fling at the problem?
lolzomg123
Bill Gates is also very effective with using his money. If you don't get results, he cuts funding.
Daktyl
Which, before anybody gets mad, is a good thing. The less money he wastes, the more he has to use on actually useful stuff!
docweird
I heard the Ronald Reagan estate holds the patent; something to do with lasers, missiles and "Star Wars Program", I think...
RadioKies
F*yeah patents! They were created to help innovation,look at how glorious they are! Shitty economy based world we live in. imgur.com/h4WaSj4
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whitepolarbear
I would gladly pay 1000 for one of these. Quick internet search says its still a prototype
data2dyne
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS MORE????
cTrix
Making a motion tracking laser was easy. The hard part is to not blind any children.
TrustMeIdoThisForALiving
those were my exact thoughts lol
PartTimeViking
wwhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?!
lextune
Seriously. I can hardly leave my house in the summer. Everyone around me can be fine while swarms of them are circling me.
thethingthatgoesbumpinthenight
damn
BANANAFLAKE
Does it include the windows blue screen though?
TheLivinLegend
So probably not terribly refined, so I could probably make it shoot larger things that come into my yard like, say... children?
Ihmhi
I would pay like $59.99. $69.99 tops. 'cause if it costs $50 to make I will get some open source code and legos and make my own. :V
princessrnpl
Yea they should market them like Toms, for every one purchased, they donate one to an impoverished malaria filled village.
FiatLuxIam
+1 for an honestly great idea
TheMcStache
+1 for +1-ing a great idea.
bigeasy44
Occasionallyscreams
That would be $100 < for actual profit tho
narclomius
I agree with the first guy though. Thing is worth $1000 easy.
princessrnpl
how much would you be willing to pay to evaporate mosquitoes before they had a chance to feast on you?
4lcapwned
I would gladly pay 100 bugs for a mosquito laser.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
More like $300+, you have to remember that they'll do markups for admin/labor/expenses/profit
Sensiblerunningshoes
don't care, still want!
TitleWeHaveTalked
They may not be currently safe as blue lasers have high energy values. This tends to cause the wattage to be higher and could cause skin dmg
AMFMAN
Get a bathouse in the meantime
pencilholder
Guys, here's a a bit covering exactly this topic: http://youtu.be/hqKafI7Amd8?t=14m23s
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
YourGosh
I don't know why I felt so much satisfaction. Maybe a flamethrower for that mosquito would make me feel even better
Jeanes223
Wasn't even a headshot. Total aimbot. Nerf so mosquitos at least have a chance. Also awesome lol
gusgus1
Designed to burn the wings
gubbstrut
It zaps the soul out of them.
JarethCutestory
One of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
Maxilium
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY!
sushifire
*maniacal laughter ensues*
SteveCraft
slow-mo gifs are interesting
PleaseOrganiseYourCode
YES , YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
peldor
I have the weirdest boner right now.
YamatoIouko
Oh Alucard. You so cray-cray.
rasmis
Here: http://www.ted.com/talks/nathan_myhrvold_could_this_laser_zap_malaria
ElectronicArtsOfficial
Google TED mosquito laser and I guarantee you'll find it.
raquarious
Tied up by patent trolls I hear. *sigh* The irony.
slack3rdav3
Seriously, when these become available I can actually live in Thailand.
BorderlineBoozehound
For... a thing?
ISeeStoopedPeople
slack3rdav3
Nah, I lived there for 4 months for a co-op, and have a girlfriend there. :/ mosquitoes are the worst part imo. And getting sick of rice.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
I was there for two weeks once, didn't see a single mosquito.
slack3rdav3
Lucky you.
LucyLovegood
I live in Thailand! I would pay SERIOUS moneys for something that destroyed mosquitos, would make life infinitely easier.
slack3rdav3
I couldnt stand having to mosquito spray myself EVERYTIME i walked out my door.
K1ngFiasco
As a Minnesotan, PLS BILL
BloodRaptorX
Lemme smaaaaaaaaaash...... . the mosquitos
fatrustyfarts
@bille pls
Falcrist
Just don't ENTIRELY wipe out our state bird.
ILoveBitchesILovePussyManIShouldBeRunningPETA
As a human being, BILL PLS
FSMPirate
As a former Minnesotean, I want to send one to my sister in Isanti!
bananasock
Minnesota posts again...
iamyourballsack
as a 'strayan- can we get one for spiders and snakes mate?
DrBourbonTheOriginal
If I were to allow anyone to adopt me it would be Bill.
Efreeti
Is it Bill Bailey?
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Bill Bradley?
WhenTheMusicsOver
What about that married couple with the game room?
eccedentesiast
i'm so lonely and hungry i'd let almost anyone adopt me.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Awww, that's the saddest response ever.
Dogeborn
Wth are you talking about, haven't you seen the couple with that sick gaming basement a few posts back?
NQMT
BILL FUCKING MURRAY?!?!?!
DrBourbonTheOriginal
We have a winner.
ahob07
...or the people with the amazing game room
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Bill Clinton?
jbrightmans
Totally using top comment to bum a ride, but did he really say the Xerox quote? I thought that was a line from Pirates of Silicone Valley?
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Let's all jump on the meat wagon express.
adam1124
Bill Paxton? Wait, I think I messed this one up.
ButtsMcGee86
GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
DrBourbonTheOriginal
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!?
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Fuck yea bitches, I love tornadoes.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Or beyonce
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Or...um...not....wait, I get it now. Okay Oedipus, I'm with you on that one.
Whateverthehellyouwant
Just keep in mind that as one of his kids, you would ONLY get a maximum 10 million dollar inheritance.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
All my dad left me hypertension.
Whateverthehellyouwant
Mine left me a likelihood of heart disease.
iateadragonfly
I heard he's not leaving his kids anything and they get a really normal allowance.
HughLaurie
Well if he teaches them to invest like he does, he won't need to.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
I don't know how they live on only a few hundred thousand a month. Poverty, it's ubiquitous.
McJimbers
He's leaving his kids only 10 million of his whole fortune each.
bobstallone
I'd spend 95% of that 10 million on gummy bears.
JapanGuyJoe
Only
edwardelricsnipples
ONLY
dan144
Only
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Bless their hearts, how will they survive?
turrubiartes
with 10 million duh
simbion
Me too. He bought his daughter two expensive equestrian facilities. Despite working my butt off, I can't afford a single horse or ride time.
GenghisSwan
Buffalo Bill?
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
Bill Nye?
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Bill Nye the Pussy Guy
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
That was uncalled for.
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IAmJustTryingToFitIn
AAHHH ok