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Jul 11, 2026 9:06 PM
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ontarioOT
Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time.
Nim449
With every visit here MAGAts get a free fist-sandwich.
2774
Hey, it isn't as if MAGA leadership had any ties to NYC!
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
So Mamdani managed to denazify NYC on top of his other accomplishments. Well done.
Resistance1000
CallMeMcGyver
Do they actually go there? They are fucking TERRIFIED of NYC... FOX has literally convinced every one of them that don't actually live in NYC that it is a gang ruled, lawless hellscape and they'll get murdered a thousand times before they even get off the bus. But good, whatever keeps them the fuck out of NYC... it's better without them.
Resistance1000
PoliticalWanderer
Another W for New York City.
CrimeSceneShoe
I need to travel to NYC again
GandalfTheGhey
Oh no! Whatever will NYC do without the $5 of tourism MAGA can collectively afford!??
shyriath
For the first time in my life I find myself tempted to move to NYC.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
It took a Muslim to fix New York.
electricwaffle
I live on Long Island NY. If we could get the magats to leave here life would be grand.
Sebastopol140
Wow... NY sounds more and more like an amazing place.
ZIMISME
If only it didn't smell of piss.
iggylights
It is. I love it here.
Racealistic
I hope they got rid of the piss smell. I went for the first time like 10 years ago for a business meet as a European. Man, did it disappoint.
Colopty
You might've accidentally gone to France?
Racealistic
exbenedict
I love NYC. I’m happy there will be fewer MAGAts there
dyerzeve
New Yorkers to MAGAts right now
EscalatorCongestion
There are too many different languages and colors just walking around on the street in NYC for there to be MAGA - they hate the idea of an open free society in its truest form
Comet260
"open free society" in MAGAland is the freedom to rape underage girls.
McBzz
He will die in his stupid bathrobe and then all the evil billionaires will live in the white house bunker.
walnutbreath
Better avoid Jersey too just to be sate.
JasonInKS
Like they'd have left their trailer park to ever go there.
zHurk777
A Billionaire Sold His NYC Residence At A 94% Loss !!! - maga, not sure what point he's trying to make.
Joylove
Oh no, obnoxious “fuck you I’ve got mine” quick-to-anger “I’m always right and everyone else is wrong” men are going to avoid the city? Sounds awful. /s
5v4297j9fj1
That’s a win/win-situation
Jaqdakloun
We need to pass the 61st amendment so he can run for president
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
America, where a convicted pedophile rapist war criminal white supremacist fascist can be President just because he was born there, but a law-abiding immigrant cant. USA is an absolute clownshow.
Idontneedrealfacts
Unfortunately their boycotts mean nothing. They kept drinking bud light and going to Disneyland. Ita all performative online posturing, they won't actually stay away.
miserycones
They've been too afraid to go to NYC this whole time. Nothing is scarier to them than big cities
xizar
I think NYC is scary as fuck; my anxiety and agoraphobia made me hate my visit there. (natural history museum was still bomb af.)
slopwizard
They are infected with brainworms from Rupert Murdoch so they are terrified of black people
Blze001
“Big cities!?! They’re incredibly dangerous! They have… those people* in them…” - MAGAts
BilltheCatisBack
It’s what their news tells the. The news with headquarters in NYC.
wejustdontknow
Yeah, even before Mamdani, magggats weren't in a hurry to go to NY anyway.
BHPaperstacks
Outside of the rich, fuck everyone over to get ahead, upper middle class, extremely mediocre white guys who inherited blue collar businesses from their parents and who were able to build them up under Democrat economies, MAGA cant afford to visit NYC.
ElChupaNuggra
Most of them are poor as fuck which means they'd be travelling by subway, wanna know what's gonna happen to a racist south speaking Red Hat fucker in a subway car full of New Yorkers? That car gonna be one pair of boots lighter before reaching the destination.
Emjayen
people of the land, the common clay, you know... morons.
HillOfBeans
CallMeMcGyver
I've met several conservatives (pre-MAGA) in the past who only briefly had to go to NYC to change planes or get on a cruise ship and they spoke of their terrifying journey like they traversed Mordor... when they realized I was from NYC they were dumbfounded and wondered what it was like "to live in such dangerous crime ridden place"... Then there was the client I had to pick up from Queens Borough Plaza because he got lost on the way to our office. The poor bastard was terrified of everything.
Iftheyredeadtheyrejusthookers
Well most of your MAGAs are boomers so to them NYC is still in the 80s when it was synonymous with crime
thotterpop
The sight of minorities is the main source of their terror
Karilyn
That is... A special kind of pathetic.
Froggie243
They're convinced they can't walk down the street without getting robbed or stabbed. It's so fucking pathetic
Helixninja333
A bunch of billionaires also said they would leave NYC if he got elected, buuuut....
AyatollahBahloni
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
EroticZombiePants
I'm pretty sure most of them live in The Hamptons and not NYC anyway.
Colopty
A lot of them do store their wealth in NYC real estate though. Which Mamdani went on to tax.
DukeDarkwood
Well, the city thanks them for providing the funds Mamdani's been putting to good use for the people in that city.
Yeah, I want each and every one of those billionaires to know, they are paying for societal improvements. And, if they don't like it, they can sell those properties at a loss. It's win-win!
davebarton315101
Buuhhh byee
SnozzBerries6969
Yeah, where is Debra Messing getting her unemployment checks now?
Forensickle
Why does she need those? She gets a stipend from Bibi
woozle
"his steaks are too juicy and his lobster is too buttery"~ right wingers
slaight46
And he's not even overcharging me for them!
>:(
TheMightyMollusk
I've had old worn-out boots that looked juicier than Trump's steak.
jayman0123
I mean, it's on par for them https://www.eater.com/2017/2/28/14753248/trump-steak-well-done-ketchup-personality
ps238principal
"And they don't serve the steaks properly, with ketchup, as our Orange God commands!"
spittytrinkles
This is why the Trump Failed Casinos were in Atlantic City!
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
What do you mean you’ll spit on me if I order my steak well-done
Botticelliii
No it's OK. But in my house we ask you politely but firmly to leave. /jk
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram