Engineering

May 20, 2016 1:16 AM

FrancoUnAmerican

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yah you need a defibulator, a crombuler, and a meeseeks box to assemble all that. Plus the avengers and a permit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a perfect depiction of the American political system.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

As an Engineer, this triggers me greatly. Though the (3.1416) required, made me laugh :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feet and centimeters?? What the fuck?!?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well fuck you then

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at this drawing makes my brain hurt...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The longer you look at it, the worse it gets...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still easier to read than most instructions these days.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of the flux capacitor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is this from a Kia service manual? looks like a few parts on those rolling disasters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why have you mixed imperial and metric? Shame, SHAME!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes my brain hurt

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

STAHP.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the missing part of the flux capacitor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mindbrain hurts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4th dimensional engineering

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/aW2LvQUcwqc

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The technilateral framulator was beset by scomulation as such the coregated deionization shielding now prevents the gostulum from hazilation

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part on the retro turbo encabulator. Side fumbling is effectively eliminated.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a swirvel bearing that prevented side fumbling?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they forgot to use flange commuters behind the hexnuts to reduce tramble binding.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wait if it has hexnuts, where are the phalanx? they are needed for isotropic chirality stability!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I like a bit of side fumbling...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW https://45.media.tumblr.com/ae3558cdc3df580171d2574549b41182/tumblr_ny2g9mKINg1r3i2kko1_540.gif

10 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 3

I made a gif EXACTLY like this when Travolta was just starting to be confused, but someone else's name is on it. Gotta' look through my file

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

s, because I think mine was in the corner and at an angle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is from the Starfleet Academy Engineering 101 course.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IKEA instructions

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you go to ikea and buy a tesseract.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Engineers don't care, they just design the thing, they don't have to work on it. "What do mean you can fit your hand into a 4mm gap?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I had gotten a print like this. Needless to say it didn't......

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Building a restaurant for a client, the drawings had a "magic stair case" detailing no reasonable means of support. Architect said...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I thought you would just figure it out on site." Oh no no no. I live in a reality where engineers and physics rule.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sadly I've dealt with some structural engineers who have a tenuous grasp of reality.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes me unreasonably angry.

10 years ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, I think it is very reasonable to be angry at this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me unreasonably happy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a perfectly reasonable reason to be angry

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to look at

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually just a 4th dimensional piece of boredom that looks fucked up in 3d, represented as 2d.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am beyond tilted because of that, and the mixture of measurements...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that's left is 1d.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*reasonably

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah like why the fuck are they using both imperial and metric system! GAHHHH

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Be thankful they're not breaking out the non Euclidean measurements.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention their magnitude of units is terrible, too.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what angered me the most.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Studying to become an engineer in the United States you're expected to know both. It's caused a lot of hair loss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0