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I've never played Minecraft, but found this amusing, nonetheless
Wow. I was not expecting to be on front page when I woke up this morning. It's going to be a good day.
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stephanthe8th
But het, that's just a theory, A game theory
IHaveNoIdeaHowToBreathe
What about notch apples? Plus he can eat as many as he wants without shitting. That allows him to be infinitely heavy.
SwinterMachine
Still not heavier than OP's mom..
gatobagger22
Spiralhaze
Last picture... if you're brave enough.
caveman42
Don't forget you can now carry 36 sulker boxes, that can be filled with 27 stacks of gold blocks each.
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
TheDairyPope
What about Scuba Steve?
Kakakarrakeek
*Up his ass.
InNOutOfficial
Still can't hop over a fence without help (mods/objects/etc.)
KimJongUninstall
And with the advent of shulker boxes he can hold even more
vuvuzevka
They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqLAkjRyiJU
askaeri
lol at the butt rape
ProxyPlayerHD
Use Enchanted Golden Apples when they were still craftable, they are basically 8 Gold Block in one item. makes him Carry 8x more.
AnotherVote
37 including offhand slot now and you can make nbt tags of chests, filled with gold blocks, and make a /replaceitem so armor has blocks 1/3
AnotherVote
therefore making it almost his entire inventory times 64 per chest in EACH SLOT making it about a million Eiffel towers in his hand slot 2/3
AnotherVote
and have those chests in his offhand and armor slots, freaking 6 eiffel towers times 64 times 41 equaling 15744 eiffel towers total 3/4
AnotherVote
this is not including the chest itself weight, 2111 tons in total adding about 0.2 eifel towers but still, in total 15744.2 eifel towers 5/5
obsequiouslifechoices
Still one of the best things that has ever been done with a computer, gaming or otherwise. Its affect on kids is literally astounding.
ohmegatron
And he can carry two gold swords.
BronzeLeaguePro
Actually, since Steve is being rendered with OpenGL, he doesn't actually move. He stands still and the rest of the world moves instead.
Wobbixx
Not quite. In the early alpha days of the game, Steve could carry items in the 4 crafting slots in his inventory, allowing for another 256->
Wobbixx
Blocks. Steve is getting weak.
KjTheLightning
those are some strong pants.
iamamitten
wait until you get into mods, and realize that neutronium is a thing you can pack into blocks...
tiduszecht
@OP this calculation needs to be adjusted for the offhand slot that was added in (1.9?)
ReverseTrapTsukasa
I did a calculation as well, then remembered Notch apples...9.9 Billion kg or 13.3 Million Eiffel towers walking.
CouldBeADickPic9000
The man who carries the world in his back pocket
Tyraniccus
Partytor
I feel that this comment should stay at 69 upvotes
Visuddha
That changed quickly.
darw2
add shulker boxes to the calculation and be amazed
SaltyInternetPirate
And there is also one extra slot for his left hand now.
thedoe
We all know what that's for
darw2
27 slots in each shulket box and you can carry 36 of them
rollinwithlorenzointhebenzo
What bout the ended chest full of shulker boxes
Teffen
you need to redo that calculation , they added the extra "offhand" slot , (37th slot)
repostthisdog
6 x 27 (-1 for armour amount) is ~161 Eiffel Towers
AluminumMuffin
But yet even Steve could not bear the weight of OP's Mom
ParradoxUniverse
FriedMonkE92
Ash0lay
Xecryo
See I've always imagine that there is a certain element of magic and that his pocket is bottomless like from Harry Potter or a Tardis. This>
Zporadivk
...or HotKinkyJo's asshole
Xecryo
Xecryo
Redwind007
Just gotta say i love the word portals ;) i haven't seen it done thay way before ;)
Grimmrog
a portal to an eastern european worker camp.
sirelurksalot
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY
MsMimue
A GAME THEORY
OrpheusLibrum
THANKS FOR READING!
Erastal
THX FOR READING!
GOMAXLGO
WELCOME BACK TO THE SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT
MrStick
The man can punch a tree down in seconds with his bare fists... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!?
TachyonCode
I don't know, but I sure didn't expect his pants to be Time Lord technology.
SnikwaH
Technically it would be about a minute because a day is only 20 minutes, but yes fast
BigAZNMan
Rocks too. That nigga Steve.
scnottaken
Then again most blocks just float there, fixed points in space.
SaltyInternetPirate
They're quantum-locked to a fixed superposition from the Earth.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Hello tumblr
Samoosa
On the other hand once mined they drop downwards
Grimmrog
so it's quantum mining then?
TachyonCode
It is fortunate that the whole world does this. Or else you're left with an immovable rod problem.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Elaborate? I think I know what it is. But I want to be sure
TachyonCode
I don't have the original source of the story that best accompanies this explanation, but: in D&D, an immovable rod is an item that, once
TachyonCode
4) it always wins any "fight" it gets into and demolishes whatever slams into it. At least, that's how some GMs interpret it.
TachyonCode
3) with the scenery, destroying homes, valuable antiques, and families in the process. Since it is immovable (and I believe indestructible)
TachyonCode
10) I expect it was also originally intended to either deactivate on its own, or on the owner's command. Which would have been useful.
TachyonCode
2) placed, no one can ever move (I believe there's a scant few caveats to that). Since the world keeps on spinning, it eventually collides
TachyonCode
7) its rules in the context of "the entire universe", and the worst thing ever happened because of it.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Okay cool! That's exactly what I was thinking. Thanks! Also immovable rods normally can only hold 4000lbs and are destructible Sauce: Nerd
TachyonCode
9) prop it up against anything or stand or hang it from anything. It would be a useful tool for a thief, for example, in that way.
TachyonCode
5) The basic principle it operates on is, once placed, it is locked to a fixed point in space and keeps traveling through time.
TachyonCode
8) Like, you can imagine, probably someone just wanted an item that they could get a bunch of and make a ladder out of without having to