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Nov 19, 2017 1:25 PM
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Netskimmer
Yeah, only stick your dick in there. Much safer
TheOne2466
TheGreatInsomniac
Don't fist android men either...
SendMeNoots
No /m/an would be deterred by such trivial risks.
Xsean92
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
Bean27
Always upvote Rene Rancourt
GreenMnM
I might do it just to get my hand to look like the sign... oh yeah, maybe she's cute... eh whatever
ChestnutCritter
sirbartonslady
What the fuck?
AmAWizard
Terminal thickness
TheGhostInAJar
Classy
KoRplussomeletters
Need a companion cosplayer with their hand copiously bandaged.
happyburger
ten bucks says thats actually a guy
thefire259
Frankinbeijing
Is she an android? This info can help me color the details of what I am thinking.
BigBidiza
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Boom365
Tchyrimi
And now we move through the Forest of Daddy's Fist
ChinDripps
Tell that to Geralt behind you
cpnbeeb
Who looks like a clone of Mads Mikkelsen.
Mausriel
Wind's howling.
xbolt
Looks like rain.
KoRplussomeletters
wonderingWTHAMP
I'm an adult! I'll decide if it's worth the risk!
holyicon
Andro = Male. The proper term for Synthetic Women is "Gynoid"... But never-mind my pedantic arse.
Kyshho
I like Aigis
IsThatAJoJoReference
I NEED YOUR HALP
Kyshho
Don't mock my Robo-waifu, she has guns for fingers
IsThatAJoJoReference
I love her too.
Kyshho
IsThatAJoJoReference
I have that on my phone. It's so legendary.
DriftyFlea
Glory To Mankind
Dovieandisetouvyasagain
She should probably be showing that sign to Geralt over there, first
Tarlon
But what if I have a broken hand fetish?
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Digitaldude427
I have money
buckhPiSmasher
Nobody is going to make an android girl like that.
Emmaterasu
Copying my comment here: As someone who wants to be an android girl, I doubt they'd put something dangerous in that hole.
buckhPiSmasher
Hello! What kinda software do you run on?
CottonTheClown
She only runs on HARDware. If you know what I mean.
CottonTheClown
Y tho
AmyBernadettePenny
buckhPiSmasher
The first android girl will be perfectly safe in that area. Some will be built just for the fisting
Kignite
DrunkKingOfImgur
Not with that attitude!
buckhPiSmasher
grammarfairy
I'm willing to bet that the first androids will be hot girls.
Bstone1
The first androids will be in the uncanny valley. EVENTUALLY we will have stupid sexy androids with built in fleshlights.
MemeStealingSkeleton
As long as they don't leave their vaginas in the sink
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Will they wash their fleshlight?
JsiskVillain
Not in the sink!
grammarfairy
WHY IS THERE A CYBORG VAGINA IN THE SINK?!
squelcheswetly
I’ve never been able to get more than two fingers in a woman. Can’t even conceive a fist.
ilitirit
You aren't my supervisor
rocketturttle
bigdaddyfatpants
DoublevBomb
Old vacuums sometimes had spinning blades in them. You can read about a few of them in the older Darwin Awards.
sarahsaurroar
Someone touched my butt when I cosplayed as Hinata from Naurto. Turned to yell and it was a dog. Petted him INSTANTLY.
Imightbetrolling
I am dog. bork, bork.
TerritorialRotbart
Was it Akamaru?
sarahsaurroar
I don't remember if it was but it sure was white and adorable. I don't even remember what the owner was cosplaying as. Just remember dog.
YesThisIsJesus
https://mollysaid.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wilfred1.jpg
Qumefox
brb. Making a fursuit :P
Chikanboo
Out of curiosity part 1 or part 2
HighSlayerRalton
Ah, the old "Be a dog" strategy.
divitu
1. Be a dog. 2. Don't be not a dog.
Arthinins
IHaveAMemeForThis
bloodtypeinfinity
Dear God, it's like a long lost puzzle piece.
CyriousLordofDerp
You sir win the internet for today.
FilipJonsson33
NonWellKnownImgurian
Bra-fucking-vo
WiseTalons
RestingBitchFace1985
Absolutely flawless
ALittleScottishPenguinWithAGun
You win.
ShotgunFiend
Holy shit that's good, this needs more upvotes.
Swaggynator387
I fucking loved that as a kid. Please tell me the name
Bevicks
Treasure planet
Swaggynator387
You too
FraudulentPepsi
MrA007
Best response ever
PrimarchVulkanXVIII
IsThatAJoJoReference
DISS HAPPENS WHEN YA FIST A HOT ANDROID, JIMBO
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Came for the android girls, stayed for treasure planet. So that's how he lost his hand...huh.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
I actually just favorites this post because of your comment.
notacobra
I cannot believe this gif and this post have come together but I am so happy.
Carchomatic
Wat dis?
Bevicks
Treasure planet
WigglyBits
Just saw this movie for the first time last night. Loved it.
morithum
I gotta hand it to you, that's the perfect gif.
HowToDisappearCompleteIy
i wish there was a sequel or some other story in the same universe
Badger421
There are some gif responses so perfect they ought be considered art. You, sir, have created one.
theBlop
UP YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!
ParagonFurytheLawgiver
Holy fuck. If we had a version of Reddit Gold here, I'd have just given it to you for that.
Soulren
Fucking perfect
IraqiWalker
The exact words I wanted to use
YouArePlayingTheGame
Indeed