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????Albino rhombic egg eater eats an egg
Source: https://youtu.be/czEoCeDRIK4
Apr 4, 2018 10:24 PM
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Source: https://youtu.be/czEoCeDRIK4
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GFunk612
What an egghead.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
Even at a small scale that's terrifying.
iwritewithballpoint
I think your spaghetti broke
TheActualDonKnotts
I had no idea snakes liked jelly beans.
ElbowDeepInAdog
litteraly a cute yellow noodle
marks0727
Like a golf ball thru a garden hose
yourCleverUsername10
I'm surprised this little guy feels safe enough to eat from the hand
PrincessLeliana
Snakes are magical
FirePrinceZuzu
Yes, we are :)
CupcakeSocial
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
drpetervenkman
Wanted to see him cough up the shell
redragon1
Its like snake but irl
x2cheeseburger
Is he going to crack the egg later?
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
How the hell do they breath after eating something that big
Tastesicle
Any larger and it would regurgitate it in order to breathe. Crickets might be a better choice for this little guy, pinkies soon.
TheKindlyOnes
who the hell stretched out pacman like that!?
kuhzoo
What is it eating?
CompassionateCruelty
Eat and grow strong, my son.
SprinkleButt
I too love Cadbury mini eggs
bubblebreathdragon
and them similarly
RagnarokChronofinNEW
that cocky sway to the right as it slithers off "This pleases snek, you live another day hoomun"
annoyedOnion
How does it breathe
HypocriticalBastard
its trachea is positioned so that it is not obstructed by stuff in the throat
WillemHellfire
Under the tongue I believe.
HelloSer
Ah well it's organs are probably positioned to where they aren't obstructed by swallowing large food
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
It's nose
Downvote4Love
*Its
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Autocorrect
strifeandquiet
god I miss the old snake games for mobile.
SurroundedByMonkeys
What kind of egg is that?
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle Apparently people have bred these as pets
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Yep. Eggs arent hard to come by. She keep finches to start the babies.
WildStingingMapleleaf
luvas
CaelonGmail
Where's the asian kid you see waking up from the baseball impact. He belongs at the end of this one too.
WildStingingMapleleaf
CrisMartinezItsOver9000
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
minimumvoltage
Holy fucking shit man!!
experiment91
I know I'm safely in my room looking at a computer, But I still tried to jump out of the way. That scared the crap outta me.
AwildZack
do not watch drunk. Source-my drunk ass
SusieSoups
It's a spagoot
Kahmael
What a cute nope-rope!
Thresholdpush
Reminds me of the time I accidentally swallowed a jawbreaker. The ones with hollow gum center. Took about an hour to get to my stomach.
nobigwhoopdawg
My esophagus just contracted in sympathy :(
elusivekarma
TheBlueMuppet
I swallowed something bad and my stomachs top sphincter got injured. Closed hard for 2 days, i couldnt eat or drink. Felt so bad.
Thresholdpush
Never heard of that happening. Fun fact, there are around 50 various types of sphincter in the human body. Including your eyelids and mouth.
TheBlueMuppet
That fact is not fun. Though i suppose it would be less fun without them.
Thresholdpush
Indeed. Can't imagine trying to swallow without em. I guess you'd have to eat and drink like a pelican. Then there's the other end...
wazscience
how big? it would have caught atleast 2-3 spots in your esophagus if its as big as you make it out to be
Thresholdpush
Big as a great masher marble.
Thresholdpush
It felt much bigger.
Thresholdpush
Hurt like hell. Tried drinking water but I could barely swallow even small amounts.
danyguy201
Could say you were pushing your throat's threshold?
Thresholdpush
Went past I'm sure. Seriously Don't know how those 'cinema ladies' do that shit.
TheBlueMuppet
No hospital then?
Thresholdpush
Naw. It was considered. I was a bit stoned... Didn't wanna go... I just kept trying to drink tiny amounts of water until it hit my stomach.
Thresholdpush
Lucky for me it didn't cause any damage other than bruising. Tea n oatmeal for a couple days after that shit.
TheBlueMuppet
It feels so bad to get something stuck, its like you wanna die, but also feels like that wouldnt help.
Proxymanity
Did you try jumping up and down?
Thresholdpush
Mostly I tried to kind of squeeze my trachea too push it down. It was pressing on my larynx and stifling my breathing at first so I was a...
Thresholdpush
...Bit frantic.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
So what you're saying is that you're good at putting big things down your throat...
Thresholdpush
Terrible, speaking from experience. Was not good at it.
Proxymanity
That is an excellent analysis, you should become a detective.
LanaDelReyy
How are you alive
Thresholdpush
Remarkable twist of fate that it didn't kill me.
LanaDelReyy
You might be a superhero or something
EmporioIvankov
theoldestgreg
Fuck that
SlutAtNight
Omfg that was a literal laugh out loud moment for me! Thank you for your past follies...goddamn that’s a funny image
Thresholdpush
Cheers!
AmbersLucky11
You almost died
Thresholdpush
Certainly felt like it. I'll never forget it that's for sure.
Jawesome19
Did you shit out a perfectly round ball of gum? Lol
Thresholdpush
Lol. Luckily enough it digested. I think. Mostly. Didn't notice anything anyway. That would have added a fine ending to the tale though.
lurkington
It'd be dangerous if it blocked breathing, but simply being stuck in the throat isn't that bad (unless it causes damage on the way down).
lurkington
It feels awful though. I've got a condition that results in regular food getting stuck in a similar fashion, worst case being 1-1.5 hours.
Thresholdpush
Yikes. Not cool. Initially when I first swallowed it, it was pressing against my larynx. I could breathe but it felt like half capacity.
hyptosis
Thresholdpush
See... Now that's remarkable.
SpacemanX
TheBlueMuppet
That makes me feel like dying.
rssplowman
My ex-girlfriend in the early years.
LanaDelReyy
She swallowed eggs whole
shoe47
Also your mom last night...
rssplowman
That’s truly fucking impressive through a Ouija board!
Fairdinkums
He's right
shinyRK9
i mean, it's your ex-girlfriend in your later years too, just not as many "eggs" yet
Antineutrino11
"ex-girlfriend"... So she's your wife now?
Shimitwithbologna
Our ex girlfriend
opdeliversifrequested
MindPrints
Btm41088
RobertBoenish
You just ruined my favorite classic Disney movie +1
tagknight1774
Got chuckle from me and now I want to watch that movie again.
SmittyTitties
You ever think nothing on the internet could bother you because of the time spent on motherless and r/watchpeopledie but then something...
trevasaurusrex
I hate to ask this, but whats motherless?
djtooth
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SmittyTitties
It used to be much worse than it is now. I feel like if I elaborate my comment will be deleted at minimum
Btm41088
Too many popups on mobile now a days