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[whitepeopletwitter] Horny husband... by Ibleedcarrots on 2017-10-07 17:42:48
Oct 7, 2017 4:21 AM
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dustball23
Why are all the "follow" buttons styled differently?
inipi
hu. i wish there were more
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
#1 "honey, the crinkling sound of your vagina is putting me in the mood"
BoundlessMean
+1 for Cyanide
GoddammitMrNoodle
I love the relationship posts with a little bite to them... versus the ones that are overloaded with sugar.
BroDudeSwag
Good ol' Papí Cyanide
Bobdoggo
Butt Bi
rmeg
I like dumps with themes
thomaseron
#3 forgot the socks...
DropDeadFread
If you can throw a glass of water on a woman while she's showering, marry her.
flounder35
all these people in relationships and I'm like https://imgur.com/XPvuuIv
kayakninjas
I had so much trouble understanding my gf until I realized that she was literally telling me what she wanted.
MHMaille
It was your fries, wasn't it?
AdmiralCPD
"I'm going to eat your shitter like an apple fritter." - and they say romance is dead
pappymill
That last one is true
NonPCEngineer
Just became single again recently after jumping from one long term relationship to another, time to take time and get to know myself again.
AllegedlyUncleTonton
I talk to babies and kids like they're grown-ups. I don't talk to pets.
itsybitsyspider
You must be very fun to be around.
AllegedlyUncleTonton
I'm not.
OmikronWeapon
#7 is cute! Does anyone here know her? I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss here! Where can I find Amanda Hugnkiss?
ejic
Good Simpsons recall, have an upvote
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
#2 ever since my last ex I too am wondering how I'm still existing.
snuffaluffaluff
4am husband gets up to heat soup for me cause I couldn't breathe or sleep and I was so hungry. Stupid strep, chest congestion, and vertigo
Cilvaa
#3 typical fucking Cyanide!
ComTruice
A Hero if there ever was one
admiralfuckwit
See, I don't like recycle my jokes in the same relationship. Each relationship ends when I'm out of jokes telling jokes also powers my penis
SanderTheStrange
#3 My top 3 favourite Indian.
GigavoltFox
I said a zinger while taking a shower and my wife came into the bathroom and reached in to give me a high five
Sevkron
Wife her again
admiralfuckwit
I had something similar happen, but after she high fived me, she cheated on me
NudeMeYourPM
Must've been quite the zinger
miah1391
Down low, too slow
6Oh4
My gfs parents call me the Vietnamese word for black. Literally black. I'm Indo-Canadian.
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PrincessWasabi
What is the word ?
BigTruckRegularPenis
My mom does that with anyone who isn't thai...I thnk it just means "other or different." The word/words sounds like "Filang-dahm"
6Oh4
I thought so too but my gf was like no its the word for black. It was funny.
FragileReality
I worked with this little Thai couple, and they were my favorite people.
dietderpsy
Farang
bearhill2
Farang you mean?
BigTruckRegularPenis
I guess that's how it would be spelled since we roll our Rs
superiorninja
Indo as in Indonesia?
PrincessWasabi
I assumed mixed ancestry 1 Indian and 1 probs white Canadian parent
Upvoter2000x
Im also black and my mom refuses to call me black. so frustrated #solidarity
Larktonguesinadicecup
I may see a solution for both of your problems.
mooglerae
#1 Do a majority of guys like that? Not the kitkat, that answer is obvious.
jpparkenbone
Sure do. Pretty much guaranteed to turn into a quick trip to pound town.
mooglerae
mooglerae
I'll keep that in mind! Lol
KobayashiPorcelain
Yep!
flyingdutchfrenchman
It's incredibly exciting. Only stuck up idiots wouldn't like that.
zFUBARz
If it's been a busy week and I didn't have time to be with her why shouldn't she please her self? If I catch it, maybe it means sexy times!
mooglerae
True, I just meant like watching.
MrMarmalade88
Totally.
mooglerae
dietderpsy
Many, just not me.
mooglerae
Do you find it gross or just nothing special? I'm just curious.
dietderpsy
I dunno just looks weird, doesn't turn me on or off, I much prefer just for a girl to wiggle her butt and say come get sum!
mooglerae
Ah, ok. That makes sense. I have heard that guys like it but I always assumed it wasn't a universal thing. Thank you for explaining. :)
mooglerae
JustPlaneWrong
You're a treasure XD
Satherian
Oh definitely. Hearing a lady moan is a mega turn on for most guys
mooglerae
True, but I would assume guys would prefer to be the cause of the moaning. Then again, she is probably thinking of him.
Satherian
mooglerae
Oh my gosh that face!
Satherian
Shoutout to Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter!
Satherian
Also, she doesn't even have to be think of me. Like, videos of someone else works too.
mooglerae
It must be a hardwired thing.
mooglerae
Like, guys tend to be more visually stimulated and ladies tend to have to be mentally stimulated.