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How to make a carrot chain
Jun 3, 2016 4:07 PM
drocks27
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sdmbmx
Ain't nobody got time for dat
AaronPankey
What an egregious waste of time.
itmightbeamemorableday
OK. I have the "how?" Now I need the "why?" (I see the woodworking applications, I guess, since carrots are basically wet orange wood)
doublekross
Most likely for incredibly expensive fancy food.
travertaneous
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
This exact meme was the first thing to come to my mind.
KittyWeeg
This one is cooler:
Gethstravaganza
That's a carrot net, gosh darn it.
Bengemm
Thugs Bunny would wear that
mirdreams
I can so see a 90's Bugs Bunny blinged out in these.
Linhy
A 24 carrot chain, no less.
JudgeDeath
Is this like the celery thing, where it takes more energy to eat it (in this case, create it) than you get calories out of it?
finallyhaveanaccount
But...why?
DankKang
That carrot chain is cool. It will not go in my mouth. No thank you, warm carrot hoops.
JonFlowIsComing
GeekAlert
i can't believe I watched all this.
rianocerous
That'll be useful the next time I need to chain up bunnies.... Oh, wait.
SweenDog
Just like a person with chains, they'll eat their way out
ShuffleDuffleMuzzleMuff
Faster, you slut. Christ on a bike, I haven't got all day.
sharthappens
That was super tedious but amazing!
JustMe042002
I would say, too much work. If you want a carrot, eat a fucking carrot.
L4dead2
Too long to watch but I stuck it out and was amazed
misterbil
you know that you can right click "show control " and fast forward, right?
L4dead2
I did not
misterbil
you are welcome then :)
Sirsir94
Oops my finger slipped. MY LIFES WORK IS RUINED!
somepeoplecallmeyou
TLDW:
silverbean
wtf?
vermillienne
thank you
Zerofender
The real hero
Hauntologist
Hmm, looks like a 14 carrot chain to me
IareIan
No just one carrot.
JoeLedger
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
DuneStores
What on earth for
Everythingshouldbecoveredincheese
But why ?
Astrolobos
I really wouldn't want to eat anything that someone has been constantly touching for 4 hours straight
BreenW
Woulda been out the door with me macdonalds half way thru this.
paladin173
this should have been at 4x speed the whole damn time
SavannahWithAnH
But why?
ruferto
fancy dinner for you and your date at home when you want to extra impress and get laid
Jtorgo
sushi? maybe?
CthulhuCups
Garnish, IIRC.
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
craziicrazii
http://imgur.com/yU28sGJ The finished product. You're welcome.
Kewra
Now what?
irunoncoffee
He's touched it so much...
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
I'll take "things not worth the time and effort" for 800, Alex.
deladyth
Try 8,000,000
flyingsolow
When I saw the rule I was like 'OK, nope'.
Dougal15
Why am I watching this?
tarataqa
"IT'S CALLED ART, MOM !!!"
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Any place that bothers with this is already charging you $800 for the meal. Let's be clear.
skipweasel
Ah, the joys of "Right-click, Show Controls." Who'd want it after all that handling?
tarataqa
Hipsters.
Sirsir94
Its about honor. HONOR!
gnarlygus
Let's go for "People who have too much free time" for $1000
RecompostedSapiens
Unless you're a Japanese sushi chef
comicreader
You will all the money.
FuryDivine
Probably will cost you $800
BoopityBap
Might be worth it to make a meal look super sweet for a date or something :P But then again, there are better things to do.
funkmoth
I'm not paying for that.
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Replace the carrot with a piece of wood, and it's useful.
cupcakealliiiiiii
LoudAngryJerk
omg, i made apple turnovers the other day. takes fucking like 6 hours to make them
KUURTLURNN
"amount of time I don't wante someone handling my food for 600"
CityYeti
Watching this was barely worth the effort