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Fun stuff.
AvsFreak
#4 I didn't know Ed sheeran was in bloodhound gang.
ElChalupaNibre
#1 Not with that attitude. I ate them leftovers in two days, DK. Two. Days. I can't feel my toes, I wheeze when I bend over, and there's still pumpkin pie left in the fridge. I may need assistance.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
I'm just saying #20 is real fucking thoughtful.
joeyecho101
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#38 The lil' peacemaker.
Inyourmomsasscot
#22 One minute after the trash bag containing said item is picked up by the garbage truck, you will need it...
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Looking through Deafkitten's memes like
deafkitten
Ha the memes more effective than the selfie. Hope all is well you majestic fuck.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Oh, the selfie is just as effective, I just usually see more of your humour than I do you 🤣
MemesAndDreams","av
#15 you want ants? Because that's how you get ants
MadamPuddifoot
#18 idk what this means OR who the white kid is
twerksforfish
I wish my fridge was like #1!! I f'ed up the turkey and we all had Jack in the Box. After i slipped and fell on my ass, hurt my arm and broke some dishes. It was an eventful thanksgiving.
RebeccaApples
#1 its a great feeling to open the fridge and see all the tasty options. Heck yes
GeeeButtersnaps
#38 It took me a full five seconds of picturing some toddlers beating the hell out of Mr. Worldwide before I realized you meant the dog breed.
mikekearn
Ohhhhh the dog. That makes so much more sense.
TheOldSchoolisBack
I’d pay good money to see your version, tho
cryborg
profiledit
Bugdaze
Dude you trippin tonight
MissSpelledTattoo
#25 he said Eat ya l8r, boy
trigonman3
Heeeeeeeeeey
ElChalupaNibre
#14 yeah, sorry about the toilet bud
Cravanicus
#18 Bruh lol
wadatahmydamie
This one went over my head
Curii
#1
Aefinn
Usdefaultism at it's finest
ElChalupaNibre
#45 "ha ha. thanks, Tim. And now here's Carl with the weather ..."
jolem53
Giddeydee
fouradcity
Magnificent.
ElChalupaNibre
#7 back in the 90s, I went on a trip waaaay out in the sticks for a zip of some old backyard boogie. Was mad af the whole way back into the city just looking at a few stems that weigh an eighth a piece
profiledit
#31
gumshoe99
#18 can someone explain this to me? I'd ask my friends but I don't have any
kittykat
You could borrow my friend but she doesn't get it either.
HillOfBeans
I have asked my basketball fan son and he doesn’t get it.
drunkdeadlock
Bottom right is Josh Giddey, who has been accused of having sex with an underage girl.
gumshoe99
Ah I see. LeBron, Curry, and Derant are all old but play like young guys. The rando white guy, Josh Giddey, is a child molester/rapist so age isnt a concern for him. Got it. Well, happy Thanksgiving everyone.
MikieSwart
age is just a number… wanna know what else is just a number? a prison sentence
haveanupvotegif
CyanideBreathMint
#42 more likely on Grindr, but fantastic nonetheless
JSinNOLA
#1 Already emptied mine...MMM Good!
Fortherea
#1 whatever happened to following grammar rules, guys? *sad trombone noise*
C0baltBlue
Read it like the intro to the C+C Dance Factory song.
CoffeeBaagel
I can't do grammar ever since becoming a refrigerator
trigonman3
Somebody finna whup yo a''.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
They have deteriorated greatly, especially in meme culture.
psugab
Considering an old meme for the Internet was "I can haz cheez burger" or something similar, I'd say it's held on pretty steadily.
Pacuta
al3xinw0nderland0000
I'm so glad you're all so much smarter than the poor bastards who made and upvoted the meme originally, thank goodness you pointed the grammar mistake out or we wouldn't have been able to understand what it said
Fortherea
As a matter of fact, I didn’t point out the mistake, I just asked an innocent question.
Eucrow
I tried reading "refrigerator" as a verb like 4x before I got it.
SnoopyDancing
grammar, we don't need no stink'n grammer.
delecti
AAVE has its own grammar. That's valid AAVE.
Fortherea
Enlighten me, please, as to the meaning of that abbreviation.
delecti
"African-American Vernacular English"
TemetNosce000
Do you not have Google in your area?
Fortherea
It‘s called having a conversation. Look THAT up.
JayTeaPee
Derek Chauvin was trending for all the right reasons.
trigonman3
Doesn't it just make your heart sing?
TroutFingers
His stabbing has brought out all the racists on Twitter again though
Mrpipboy3000
The fact that he got stabbed on Black Friday of all days was just hilarious.
VibratingNipples
Black Friday, Motherfucker! *stab*
deafkitten
Prices and bodies getting cut.
Kyen155
Yep, Idiots paying the price.
baconeggcheesehashbrownburrito
That line must have been a long one to wait in.
JayTeaPee
*Slashed.
boop66
miket953
TIL who this guy was. Thanks deafkitten
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
You've never heard of the cop who irresponsibly killed a black man that started years of social unrest? Boy, do we have some catching up to do.
miket953
Didn't immediately recognise the name. It's not as big of news in the UK sadly
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Yeah... the US is quite the shit-show these days. I can't even imagine how we are viewed by the rest of the world. "Not well", I know.