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Hope you enjoy !
I'll see you later for the next part.
Here's Part 1 : http://imgur.com/gallery/btfmh
And part 4 : http://imgur.com/gallery/N2Eoa
isuckatbeingfunnysoipostcoolgeologicfeatures
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2015/BEYiZH.gif
Foxer141
That first MGS review forgot to mention you also collect African Soldiers and Children. Bonus points (literally) if its a child
imaginaryPeppers
I also enjoy that when I request for my helicopter I first hear the booming music approaching. Enemies are like "it must be the wind".
Brainchow
BEARD. GROWS.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCISwhiteMale
If anyone is willing to see, the game Rimworld has a load of funny reviews on Steam.
RansackTheJoint
Stardew Valley: slightly disappointed I can't run a weed farm
sleepysnarlysnorlax
Considering they have a huge mod community, there probably is a mod for that
BrockenSpectre
I know right? Talk about a cash crop.
conquest2010
tosomethisisarandomcollectionofletters
I require a link to pt. 1!
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tosomethisisarandomcollectionofletters
Good man
IcyLucario
rageishere71
Seriously y'all, when is CIV 6 going on sale?
0rpheus
These comments are cancer. They literally hurt Steams rating system.
hkcpapi
Steam reviews are pointless though. Go watch or read a review or go on Twitch.
0rpheus
I just torrent games and see if I like them before buying them. Fallout 3 has positive reviews despite being a shit game.
Kochyy
Please do Dota 2
myranos
5000 hrs in. : Not sure if I like it.
FrisianDude
why would you kill a sheep for the wool. What is this, a PETA commercial?
zackofalltrades
I love these. Please do more.
thehungryguy
wolfenstein was my favorite
isuckatbeingfunnysoipostcoolgeologicfeatures
https://media.giphy.com/media/MYnWZ6s2t6npS/giphy.gif
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
That dwarf game sure seems interesting right now.
Wa1terJr
"Steam sales are coming"
Frothington
Be still my beating wallet
NoticeablyDrunk
AlbertFishFanClub
+1 I absolutely did not expect that.
FishLords
I'm on mobile, so I was like "What? A gif? I wasn't expecting this." And then it loaded...
Knobletheknight
Well, you'd never expect a Spanish Inquisition.
NiHZ
Needs to be a new trend
LeonCurrie1
it cant trend, then we'd expect it
NiHZ
Point taken. :B
KjTheLightning
but then you couldn't say "nobody expects the spanish incquisition" because everyon expects it.
NiHZ
Point taken. :B
Johnny5Aces
Nobody expects that
Arzja
That Borderlands 2 Coffee quote is nothing. They'll even quote Hamlet. Although hearing the entire thing is rare since they die quite quick.
anonymous03
Man i like Gwent, i wish they gave me a key for the beta, damn
kossuth
This dump was... Steamy.
Zokalwe
http://imgur.com/3o1jqhw
DongSayaDae
Just like you <3
kossuth
Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
McBook
http://www.instantcsi.com/
MrPredator
MrPredator
I'm worse than China in terms of not giving a shit about the environment in that game.
Sthawwaths
Have fun on the front page
UptightCargo
WE RIDE!
Tbruzer
are you an orc wolfrider from wc3
ImaSithDuh
Me not that kind of orc.
Beepity
Oops, I fell.
Desomega
But will you ever subside?
toystory2wasok4
DOES HIS BEARD REALLY GROW IN REAL TIME?
BoredReceptionist
Inquiring minds need to know! Does it fucking really?!
cuntiladasupreme
Sure fucking does!
Rivalyn
I can indeed confirm that Factorio is like this.
MajorLeagueFister
I've never met someone who didn't play it for 13 hours straight on their first sitting. Long into the night, building conveyer belts
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
Played it for 600+ hours, multiple mods, pain in the ass to update every single one but OMFG all the conveyor belts is real.
kadaeux
The worst part is when you then play Fallout 4. Play around with it's conveyors/factories and think "Not deep enough."
n8crafter
obligatory "there's multiple mods for that"
blarghl
I lost 3 weeks to Factorio
IsuckAsthis
Go to the steam reviews and sort by funny. 3rd should be an essay that I highly recommend reading.
Rivalyn
The Factory grows?
IsuckAsthis
The factory Grows.
SlyReflex
Stardew Valley is wickedly addictive. I can't believe it is the work of just one man, a completely crazy achievement.
RobertNAdams
Even better, his dev PC literally sits on a ramshackle table. His monitor is on like a cardboard box. No joke.
iSarah
Stardew Valley has slowly taken over my life
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SlyReflex
Yep. Concerned Ape did all the coding, music, art, logic and design. He's a king among men for being able to cover all that.
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SlyReflex
Truly outstanding, isn't it? 100 hours in and I'm still discovering stuff. Stardew Valley is GOTY contender for me. It's so bloody good.
Snickerdoodle413
You just start playing it, blink and then 15 hours has past.
odraencoded
Isn't that the one based on Harvest Moon?
RobertNAdams
Yes, heavily influenced by it.
Cheesecakecrush
Its everything Harvest Moon: Back to Nature was with the originals sprite style and 2d layout, with tons of things to make life even easier
Cheesecakecrush
But, in common Harvest Moon style games, you get all you really need by the end of year 1 and the next two years are boring
lookatmyspiral
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Iamverymucharousedrightnow
324 HOURS CLOCKED, HALF ARE FOR JOURNEY OF THE PRAIRIE KING! THE NO DEATHS ACHIEVEMENT IS HORSESHIT BUT I WANT IT! /a/aKCIw
Bardoctor
I have poured 100 of hours into it yet I cannot tell you why I like it so much.
SlyReflex
I think the main pull is watching an investment pay off and things come together after hours and hours of commitment.
McMasterx
I hit 130+ hours in a week ,_, I just couldn't stop playing
FeliciaSexopants
I just hit 100 hours a few days ago! I have the same problem. I tried to explain it to a friend. "Why?" "You're a farmer!" "Why."
Pyrotechick
Tell them the game is all about delayed gratification, to build something from nothing through hard work feels nice!
takichandler
Harvest Moon64 has been on my top ten list for 15 years&it's impossible to explain the appeal. I'm afraid to play SV, I'll become obsessed
Bardoctor
DO IT
Zadiekun
NO ONE EXPECTS...
Lizaderp
JOHN CENA
Lizaderp
I'm angry that pizza is round, cut into triangles, in a square box.
Fishworshipper
To be fair, the box is square because circular boxes are a pain in the ass to mass produce.
Lizaderp
But square pizzas are easy to make.
Fishworshipper
Circular pizzas are (probably?) easier to make.
arkoudos
"Oops, I fell". I woke up my wife with my laughter and I don't even know to explain this to her.
GeneralBullshit
I sit here hoping I will among those reviews, but then I remember I only have one, and I'm not funny enough. So I drink coffee instead
JayKaySC
natangold
Because of that review, I now have the taste of coffee-flavored vomit in my lungs. Send help.
dagingee
Tell her: "Oops, I fell." Followed up with: "I'm tired."
Nuss69er
Then: "No bed."
McBook
"Kill a sheep for me, honey"
Nuss69er
"Too tired"
Sypher667
Having played the game, that is one of the most accurate reviews Ive ever read.
Snaitf
Oh come on, it's no... "Oops, I fell." God damn it, never mind.
SuperiorPosterior
So, would you recommend it?
TastyTastyScience
It's like an unlicensed mobile knock-off version of Dwarf Fortress.
hkcpapi
It's fun if you like management/crafting games, but you'll have to endure the brain-dead AI.
TheRealWhaleLord
I would, but I'm tired.
TruckerJj
then sleep
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
I don't have a bed
Elphienis
Oops, I fell
zimirken
Play dwarf fortress instead
SuperiorPosterior
I've been playing DF a bit
SuperiorPosterior
... Sorry, I hit enter prematurely. I've been playing DF, and it's great, but I keep forgetting what the ASCII all means.
zimirken
Thats what tilesets are for to turn dumb ascii into useful pictures.
Snaitf
SuperiorPosterior
Sweet, guess I'll give it a go.
Syrupdrizzler
So you got through the tutorial?
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
Nah he got tired.
qindje
Fuck man I ahevn't even gotten past the first world... And I think I have about 30 hours in it.
rubbarz
And this is why using steam reviews to decide whether to buy a game or not is a horrible idea. Basically imgur comments instead of reviews.
hkcpapi
Want to see if you'll like a game ? Go watch a "wtf is..." on youtube or catch a stream. In my experience, there's no other way.
Jatopian
There are plenty of helpful ones in with the funny ones, and they're much better than most critics.
quintusfontane
[Time Played: 2,098 hours] "I just can't recommend this game at all."
strelokthecheekibreeki
yeah, it can be funny, but at the same time, they don't tell you much about the game itself.
EclipseMF
Oh these posts just target the funny ones, there are extremely detailed reviews of the games on steam if you look at the most helpful ones
strelokthecheekibreeki
ik, I'm a steam user myself :D