Some more fun steam reviews

Nov 5, 2016 12:00 AM

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Hope you enjoy !
I'll see you later for the next part.

Here's Part 1 : http://imgur.com/gallery/btfmh
And part 4 : http://imgur.com/gallery/N2Eoa

That first MGS review forgot to mention you also collect African Soldiers and Children. Bonus points (literally) if its a child

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I also enjoy that when I request for my helicopter I first hear the booming music approaching. Enemies are like "it must be the wind".

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BEARD. GROWS.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If anyone is willing to see, the game Rimworld has a load of funny reviews on Steam.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stardew Valley: slightly disappointed I can't run a weed farm

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Considering they have a huge mod community, there probably is a mod for that

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I know right? Talk about a cash crop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I require a link to pt. 1!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Good man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously y'all, when is CIV 6 going on sale?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These comments are cancer. They literally hurt Steams rating system.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Steam reviews are pointless though. Go watch or read a review or go on Twitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just torrent games and see if I like them before buying them. Fallout 3 has positive reviews despite being a shit game.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Please do Dota 2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5000 hrs in. : Not sure if I like it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why would you kill a sheep for the wool. What is this, a PETA commercial?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love these. Please do more.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wolfenstein was my favorite

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That dwarf game sure seems interesting right now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Steam sales are coming"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be still my beating wallet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 I absolutely did not expect that.

10 years ago | Likes 594 Dislikes 6

I'm on mobile, so I was like "What? A gif? I wasn't expecting this." And then it loaded...

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Well, you'd never expect a Spanish Inquisition.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Needs to be a new trend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

it cant trend, then we'd expect it

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Point taken. :B

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but then you couldn't say "nobody expects the spanish incquisition" because everyon expects it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Point taken. :B

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody expects that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Borderlands 2 Coffee quote is nothing. They'll even quote Hamlet. Although hearing the entire thing is rare since they die quite quick.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Man i like Gwent, i wish they gave me a key for the beta, damn

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This dump was... Steamy.

10 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

Just like you <3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

, Factorio is one of those games where you say "just a little more," but it never comes. So much stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm worse than China in terms of not giving a shit about the environment in that game.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have fun on the front page

10 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 4

WE RIDE!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

are you an orc wolfrider from wc3

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Me not that kind of orc.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oops, I fell.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But will you ever subside?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DOES HIS BEARD REALLY GROW IN REAL TIME?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Inquiring minds need to know! Does it fucking really?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure fucking does!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can indeed confirm that Factorio is like this.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I've never met someone who didn't play it for 13 hours straight on their first sitting. Long into the night, building conveyer belts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Played it for 600+ hours, multiple mods, pain in the ass to update every single one but OMFG all the conveyor belts is real.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The worst part is when you then play Fallout 4. Play around with it's conveyors/factories and think "Not deep enough."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

obligatory "there's multiple mods for that"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost 3 weeks to Factorio

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to the steam reviews and sort by funny. 3rd should be an essay that I highly recommend reading.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Factory grows?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The factory Grows.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stardew Valley is wickedly addictive. I can't believe it is the work of just one man, a completely crazy achievement.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Even better, his dev PC literally sits on a ramshackle table. His monitor is on like a cardboard box. No joke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stardew Valley has slowly taken over my life

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jul 17, 2018 5:36 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yep. Concerned Ape did all the coding, music, art, logic and design. He's a king among men for being able to cover all that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jul 17, 2018 5:36 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Truly outstanding, isn't it? 100 hours in and I'm still discovering stuff. Stardew Valley is GOTY contender for me. It's so bloody good.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just start playing it, blink and then 15 hours has past.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the one based on Harvest Moon?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, heavily influenced by it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its everything Harvest Moon: Back to Nature was with the originals sprite style and 2d layout, with tons of things to make life even easier

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, in common Harvest Moon style games, you get all you really need by the end of year 1 and the next two years are boring

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

324 HOURS CLOCKED, HALF ARE FOR JOURNEY OF THE PRAIRIE KING! THE NO DEATHS ACHIEVEMENT IS HORSESHIT BUT I WANT IT! /a/aKCIw

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have poured 100 of hours into it yet I cannot tell you why I like it so much.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the main pull is watching an investment pay off and things come together after hours and hours of commitment.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hit 130+ hours in a week ,_, I just couldn't stop playing

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just hit 100 hours a few days ago! I have the same problem. I tried to explain it to a friend. "Why?" "You're a farmer!" "Why."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tell them the game is all about delayed gratification, to build something from nothing through hard work feels nice!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harvest Moon64 has been on my top ten list for 15 years&it's impossible to explain the appeal. I'm afraid to play SV, I'll become obsessed

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DO IT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO ONE EXPECTS...

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

JOHN CENA

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm angry that pizza is round, cut into triangles, in a square box.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the box is square because circular boxes are a pain in the ass to mass produce.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But square pizzas are easy to make.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Circular pizzas are (probably?) easier to make.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oops, I fell". I woke up my wife with my laughter and I don't even know to explain this to her.

10 years ago | Likes 889 Dislikes 3

I sit here hoping I will among those reviews, but then I remember I only have one, and I'm not funny enough. So I drink coffee instead

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because of that review, I now have the taste of coffee-flavored vomit in my lungs. Send help.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell her: "Oops, I fell." Followed up with: "I'm tired."

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Then: "No bed."

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Kill a sheep for me, honey"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Too tired"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having played the game, that is one of the most accurate reviews Ive ever read.

10 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 3

Oh come on, it's no... "Oops, I fell." God damn it, never mind.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So, would you recommend it?

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

It's like an unlicensed mobile knock-off version of Dwarf Fortress.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fun if you like management/crafting games, but you'll have to endure the brain-dead AI.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I would, but I'm tired.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

then sleep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have a bed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops, I fell

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Play dwarf fortress instead

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've been playing DF a bit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Sorry, I hit enter prematurely. I've been playing DF, and it's great, but I keep forgetting what the ASCII all means.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what tilesets are for to turn dumb ascii into useful pictures.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

Sweet, guess I'll give it a go.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So you got through the tutorial?

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Nah he got tired.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck man I ahevn't even gotten past the first world... And I think I have about 30 hours in it.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And this is why using steam reviews to decide whether to buy a game or not is a horrible idea. Basically imgur comments instead of reviews.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Want to see if you'll like a game ? Go watch a "wtf is..." on youtube or catch a stream. In my experience, there's no other way.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are plenty of helpful ones in with the funny ones, and they're much better than most critics.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

[Time Played: 2,098 hours] "I just can't recommend this game at all."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, it can be funny, but at the same time, they don't tell you much about the game itself.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Oh these posts just target the funny ones, there are extremely detailed reviews of the games on steam if you look at the most helpful ones

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ik, I'm a steam user myself :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0