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[Laughs in SecDef]
Probably making fun of lieutenants
rah
Jan 20, 2017 11:57 PM
Griff2621
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Probably making fun of lieutenants
rah
pptninja
Sucks to suck right haha
ThatJuanMexican
:)
onelostLt
I'm finally relevant!
SemperGumby1775
Camelspotting
So that's where they keep the holy hand grenade.
Griff2621
Got that in my office at work. OAFactual FTW
SanAntonioToRiverdale187
I've got the phone case version
Jest3r123
Errr
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
Hoorah. RLTW!
Griff2621
*Oorah. Or just rah. Or yut. Or errr. No H at the front.
iwillcorrectyourgrammar
Wanna smell what the back of my ear smells like
Griff2621
"I tickled the Secretary of the Navy right here..."
CA2JP2HI2CA
Yeah, except that dude is a Captain
JustAnAbidingDude
Rah
cable7193
Reh
Jugypsy
Ruh
jiggymcjig
Roh
horseguacamole
Can he PLEASE run in 2020
secretoaster
Then I shut that bitch from NYC up. Then John yelled at her. Hahahaha
yikesaroni
when you talk up a big game against Russia but your boss has Putin dick-breath. oh well there are still Muslim weddings to bomb for Mattis
MixMasterPants
Apparently not a popular sentiment. People loving this guy hey?
yikesaroni
apparently there are a lot of unemployed former marines online
MakeTabbouleNotWar
That is one ugly mother fucker
humptyblargh
Oh, your mom likes 'em ugly?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I honestly don't know
humptyblargh
Sorry to hear it.
CyrilConnolly
Griff2621
chopchoptime
I hope creative people jump on this new meme
RearAdmiralObvious
Mad dog memes!
questionablechoices
Rah
duke605
I wonder if he likes being called mad dog mattis...
TheStealthHippopotamus
I head it wasn't his favorite nickname
Griff2621
I don't think he minds, as long as it's *General* Mad Dog. Or maybe now SecDef Mad Dog. When I met him at Pendleton, a few called him Gen MD
iAMaWaffles
Das a Captain.
Whowatchesthewampas
Well he's a captain so....
Dighrair
One is never a former Marine.
evildadunit
You're a Marine until your first felony conviction
JamProusersname
One becomes a former Marine when one violate one's oath to defend the constitution when one obeys the orders of Putin's puppet.
copingcabana
I knew a lawyer who was called "a fucking psycho, lunatic ex-Marine" on television. He only objected to the last part.
nicklefarts
I thought no one (except for 3 people) is an ex-marine, but "former" marine just means they're retired/discharged.
vipe650r
Technically, yes. "Ex-Marine" will get a big reaction. "Former" usually none/little. Title is earned for life - little to do with contract.
Griff2621
Once a Marine...eh, once was enough. :)
Dighrair
True enough.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Once a marine always a marine so no need to reenlist.
SucksToSuckNerd
Or fight that med sep.
YoungJables
Eat the apple, fuck the corps.
ImSlyrherinButFriendsWithHufflepuffs
But he is no longer a marine corps General, making him a former marine corps General.
covertpanda512
He is still a general. Anyone in uniform will still address him as "General Mattis" and not "Former General Mattis"
IndignusVita
Negative. He is not a general he is secretary of defense
therobisaur
Yall quit being dramatic. We get it.
blucati
No, we will address him as Secretary Mattis.
QuintinParry
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Yep. Mattis memes will replace Biden memes.
NotSoDarkKnight
I'm ok with this.
iliketurtlez
I like him, kinda. I think. Idk.
supraman2turbo
He wants nothing more than peace but if someone doesnt want that he knows how to end them, whats not to love
vipe650r
Not replace. Only join in greatness. Though perhaps there is a passing of the baton - a season closing as another begins.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Yep. I used replace because it's only 7 letters.
vipe650r
Fair point, that.
Fuller
No they won't. It's not like Biden and Obama are dying. They'll both be in politics in some way. They'll be on camera again.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
It won't be the same.
dizcostu
Sorry but no. Not everyone is on the armed services.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Sure, but he's the Secretary of Defense now. That's post of national promenence.
Rengii
Naw he's less relatable and most people still have no clue who he is.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Probably.
NuclearDawn242
That's a captain.
relic603
Love how many people fell for this troll, and watching them scramble to explain away the obvious. +1
mynamesbryson
Which is why they're laughing at Lts.
ThePickle
In the Navy he'd be a lieutenant, but that's not really relevant I suppose.
NuclearDawn242
All good man, I make irrelevant comments all the time!
ThePickle
Sometimes, those are the best comments.
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
Second lieutenant if memory serves
Felkster
Nah brah navy has LT Jr grade and just LT O-2 and O-3
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
That's right, forgot about LTJG.
Griff2621
The man in the suit is Secretary of Defense Former Marine Corps General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
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Griff2621
Ooooh I see. Yeah like Scout2810 said, I was making the joke that both of them were making fun of Lt's, which is the norm.
RomanTheBowler
Good save. Just kidding. Lol
kepler20c
What's the difference between a First Lieutenant and a Private First Class?
biolologist
This is how fascist dictatorships begin. Military personnel being placed into positions for civilians...
Garyroachfreeman
I don't think that comparison is apt here, he cant enforce his own laws with the military, I doubt anyone would let it get that far.
biolologist
It's not about enforcement of laws it's about civilian leadership of the military and it being a roadblock to warmongering fucks like Mattis
Garyroachfreeman
Also 15 of our 23 secretary of defense apointees have been involved in the military not including this guy.
humanhamburger
and how many years out of duty must you spend before you take this position? Thanks trump waiver, laws are for the poor
Garyroachfreeman
16 out of 25 actually, that 15 out of 23 was as of Leon Panetta's apointment
hefforz
Mattis is a great man I can tell you this there is no civilian more qualified for the job.
biolologist
I'm not sure if you're an idiot, a shill, or both.
ArklemKilo
I'm sure you're an idiot thought and completely ignorant of why Mattis is so qualified for this position.
biolologist
You just don't understand why civilian leadership matters do you...