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PotatoConspiracy
You what
MrPredator
Those are some damn big ass trouser snakes.
Sturmgeschutz
Haha. Like my ex.
drskp
Guys, the legend is true.. FP are you kidding me, I really don't know what to say
reddocs
You're going to get it no matter if you ask or not
TwoBitGreaser
When she gets so much nut she's practically squirrel shit.
viper511
Kerrisimo
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
I read that as "the train" song. Is there something wrong with me?
Insomnia297
We are simple, consistent creatures who really hone our comedy craft so we can try to fill the hole inside ourselves. And inside you.
hippybobby
Send nudes
Redbeard54
*because
RainbowViper
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Yes, it is true. If you wear a shirt, your snake is longer.
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
sp what legend are you trying to test here?
mmaatt8
tarataqa
Chicks with sneks!
fluxual
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IAmSmartOnOccasion
This is the best gif for a Sunday morning.
glodunbaraki
Oh Medusa...
MetalCuresHeadaches
source?
Lugh314159
Unless you live on some pacific island, it is no longer July 29th!!!
drskp
Perhaps!!
criticus666
What's with the 29th? Was the world supposed to end again? Maybe it did and we're surviving on inertia.
HelloDarknessMyOldBuddy13
I'm confused about this too. Someone please explain. Apparently I'm not cool enough and no one told me
Lugh314159
Usersub decided last year to make July 29th 'upvote everything' day to make FP appreciate the shit we slog through to get them their content
HelloDarknessMyOldBuddy13
Okay got it. Thank you
naarmu
I hang out with cats, cause people are too much drama.
mommakun
I would love to have a chick friend but all my current friends try to fuck them.
iwearlittlesocks
If she's your friend, what would it matter if they did?
mommakun
I wouldnt care if they did, but I also don't want to cause in problems in the group which can happen when friends are messing around.
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mommakun
Umm..That's cool. Not what I was talking about.
BuddhaBeettle
As a straight girl, Ive made out more with my female best friend (once, accidentally) than with my male best friend. He´s like my brother.
mommakun
All my dude buds see me as the disgusting, and crude neckbeard I am, so I don't think they would ever even try. Lol
somelesbianbitch
How do you accidentally make out with someone?
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unclestankstank
"Making out" is different from a kiss.
ishotjfktwice
Shhhhhhh don't ruin it
BuddhaBeettle
you should have seen the situation I guess, we`re pretty close friends
CultoALaOstraAzul
you must be fun at parties bro, does it matter?
Skizzlesnap
You hang out with guys bc they want to fuck you and girls don't get along with other girls.
nmeunier
I'm sure some women enjoy dangling that taco around guys. Most guys are on their best behaviour around prospective sexual partners.
Mayokopp
Pretty sure I have female friends I don't wanna bang but okay
HelloDarknessMyOldBuddy13
Liar haha
Skizzlesnap
Ugly ones always slip in.
Mayokopp
Actually, I don't even think any of my female friends are ugly. You can be just friends with pretty people too you know
Skizzlesnap
Whatever you say Chief.