I got bitten today on my job working with children.. make me smile

Oct 23, 2025 2:43 AM

Bite them back to assert your dominance

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We have to put him down before he turns into a kid, too.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

have a bat

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Was the child at all radioactive? Is there a risk of becoming Childman?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23-19! We have a 23-19!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Children rarely carry rabies...

10 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Rarely so i should be good

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It's one in a really big number, at least 3

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If it broke skin even a little you should see a doctor. Human bites carry all sorts of not-so-fun diseases.

No zombies jokes, seriously; go to urgent care at least. Your work SHOULD have taken you as it happened during work.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fight bites are really bad

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Prophylactic antibiotics.

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