SwavixFj
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Pohtaato tax*
Apr 3, 2017 12:50 AM
SwavixFj
87786
2625
321
Pohtaato tax*
TheKindaRealElonMusk
In and out has a dine in the car option, so you have to say it's "to go"
IdiotMcNoobtard
fr1080f
How is this edgy? Just jokes, right?
WinnieSlays
No lie everytime I worked drive thru and I heard the words "To Go" the mic got muted while we laughed at them for being stupid.
BobThePeanutOfficial
The gender one is a surefire way to trigger people. Let's get started.
pekingduck
As a brown person, I won't be pointing a hair dryer out of a car at nobody. I value my life too much.
pylatt
14: Wield a spork like a dangerous weapon. 15: Name yourself T3HP3NGU1N0FD00M. 16: Never shut up about waffles.
liseh
I misread #1 as 'eat a box of condoms at the pharmacy'. I mean, I guess it would fuck with people...
tooomanysteves
*chequebook
IsmokedAweedOnce
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians"
Brainshart
This is a list that those annoying kids in middle school would have thought is cool
plumpdump
Sorry but I feel that if I pointed a hair dryer at someone driving they'd think it was a gun..
hydrochlorothiazide
This is like a list of things I'd find amusing and rebellious when I was in middle school
andyilmatto
You forgot to add "according to the prophecy" at the end, according to the prophecy.
birthdaybaboon
I agree. No, I'm not holding out a grin.
NotWittyEnough
Forward in the next 5 minutes or have bad luck for a year
mikeytronic
Interestingly, middle school is the first time I read this list. Twenty long years ago.
TheDino
The hair dryer one sounded fun.
thisdoesntmatchmybirthcertificate
maybe it's because I find asking for the fitting room hilarious that I never actually have a reason to buy condoms
NotWittyEnough
Email From Auntie Amy, Re: Fwd: RE: Re: Fwd: FWD: Funny
TomSparky
Yeah, I'm sure my supervisor would love the trash inbox gag. So much so I'll get to go home early, with all my stuff in said can
alwaysnapping15
The gender one is asking to be punched
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
*13 things to make people think you're rerarded
sickreference
The irony is palpable.
BoneHole
+1 for rerarded
Roentheassassin
Gee thanks Scooby
HickLife
Ha! Irony...
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
http://imgur.com/CH1jhD5
misterbookman
We don't use that word anymore. It's now "memtally challemged"
TheGiggityGuy
caboops
That seems like it would take too much effort.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
This list was word for word in a trashy book of jokes that sat next to my toilet growing up. It lives on
cityslicker89
I've worked in a drive thru and I've had people honestly tell me it's to go.
uvwaex
Do you want fries with that?
GodEmperor0fMankind
I actually kind of like the lemon one.
Kimanous
Diet water comes with a side of Meth
mushroombirdornaments
while high I asked the drive thru operator if I could "get an order for pick up" once. only problem is I didn't do it for fun.
Obi1thejedi
If someone tried #1 on me I'd say, "We don't have extra small, sir."
Kemyo
Ah yes, I remember exclaiming "What year it is." Instead of "What year is it?"
Mottandbailey
As someone in their 30's, I ask the last one when given multiple ttd at work. Under my breath of course.
janerowdy
Hey there SwavixFj, working hard or hardly working? *finger guns*
SwavixFj
Depends... Are you my boss? :/
capnsebastian
13 ways to get smacked upside the head
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
and the one with the hairdryer might get you shot in texas
boneclawmother
Why are so many of these intended to screw with minimum wage service industry workers? Dick moves.
RosegoldEverything
Highly doubt it's intentional, lol. Those are just the people most interact with the most.
Henrybigmuscles
Why do you have to do that hairdryer one specifically at lunch time
ProCheeseburger
13 ways to be an ass hat
TankEngineer
its just banter m8
darkhazard
Found the sense of humor
DarkwingDuc
The check one was funny back in the day when had to go to the bank and physically hand someone the check to cash it. Now it's just silly.
gtmiller
I have only seen checks because I work in healthcare. People use them in other situations?
robotzombies
...in accordance with the prophecy.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Life handing lemons out and asking for fries to go isn't that bad
LindseyLohand
I agree. The rest are a varying degrees of dickish though.
ashmenon
Skipping isn't so bad. It'd make my day to see someone skipping along and accidentally stumble into oncoming traffic.
lyricallove
The lemon one would make me laugh.
lfrdwork
Just imagining that scenario i get the impression there would be at least one person who wipes it on his shirt and takes a bite...
lyricallove
Ah!
classicrapeydolphin
Ah, come on. These are funny.
AnythingMuchShorter
Funny like a poster of garfield shrugging in your cubicle that says "you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!"
classicrapeydolphin
Haha. I'm so glad I don't see those at my place of employment.
ChesterCopperpots
Funny in theory, asshat in practice
SCHRAMB0
Someone clearly disapproves of skipping.