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Jul 20, 2016 6:46 PM
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Molvanian
Ironically, a Christian SHOULDN'T say "oh God" as that would be taking the lord's name in vain, a sin.
FlipTheCouch
AMOEBA TO MONKEY!!!!!
tatterofmime
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeeeeeeep
DeadPhish21
"Oh, Chemical chance! Chemical chance! Big bang! Big bang!" ---The late, great Bill Hicks
retrohellix
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgrkow15o1qenzjzo1_1280.jpg
Idothechachalikeasissygirlilikadodachacha
Instead of "oh god" they say "no god"
BangBangLuckyLuke
A mate of mine once yelled out 'Oh merciful Hitler!!!' during sex. His Jewish boyfriend at the time was a bit peeved.
JamesLeft
Bill hicks would be most displeased .
seandude689
SCIENCE!!! HHHHHHNNNNGHH!
CynStacy
No quantum mechanics??
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Why would you yell out "Oh my god" or whatever though, how is "math" any different? Science damnit its less weird to me.
tonbeor
I cry out my partners name , OHH melissa OHH steve OHH guy in a bunny suit
chriswihu
well, it should be allowed, if you're faking it
Elelith
This is so accurate!! Right @bikerons ?
bikerons
Speak nerdy to me!
discclaimer
skeetsberry
Touch me in the beaker!
Ttarler
E TO THE I PI PLUS ONE EQUALS ZERO! OH MY EULER.
MilesOnACar
Nah, this atheist just yells out my partners name ;) or I call him daddy. Whichever strikes me first
charlierunkle
This is how I imagine Richard Dawkins is having sex
pmmemynudes
Actually I say: "Fuck" "Fuck" "Fuck" "Oh god you're so big" "mmm" "fuck, fuck, fuck me" Not math terms, but also not religious.
NiggersFTWagain
"ohhh, not-god"
terithian
"Now for the control group! Bye!"
adiorga
"Motherfuckin Sagan!"
w1zkhaleesi
When do atheists say 'oh my god'? When they hear something they just can't believe.
screwthisiquit
*More like Reddit atheists. I don't know about you guys, but I still say Oh my god and Goodbye.
Deikin
Check mating, atheists!
MathiasTolerain
"Hey babe, wanna come back to my place and study the intersection of the set bound by my pants and the set bound by yours?"
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
Hey baby wanna do some experiments? Lets test: Force = Mass X Acceleration.
CaptMoonMoon
"I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to those curves"
Mmmmmmcheese
X IS EQUAL TO NEGATIVE B PLUS OR MINUS THE SQUARE ROOT OF B SQUARED MINUS FOUR A C ALL OVER TWO A
Flamennight
I know all y'all that took higher math sang this to pop goes the weasel
triplegay
MMMM quadratics MMMM
authornotavailable
The song is stuck in my head now. Thank you Mr Persyn, I will remember that forever
PoopShipDestroyer55
I'm a bible thumping Christian and this is what I say too.
fastenthehectemizer
If you can get off to thoughts of the scientific method, you are most certainly no bible thumper
OneDayIllBeRelevant
Christian here. The overwhelming majority of us are as comfortable with a systematic method of structured inquiry as anyone else.
badstorybro
eovsvin
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and multiply?
ooooblackbetty
do you ever really thump your bible or is that a myth?
TexTheVex
Its a secret ritual that we use to avoid beating it, we go somewhere quiet and THUMP THE SHIT out of our favorite bible
LuciferHeylel
Oh how I wish I could favorite comments
joinusjoinusjoinus
RIIIIIIGGS
Sarek, amirite?!?
ooooblackbetty
Pythagoras' Theorem
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
I always use Integral Calculous...the passion and frustration it brings...always makes for the good sex.
LuckyWristbands
So like, do you ever get annoyed with anti God posts? Or do you just scroll past them?
ooooblackbetty
No i shame them mostly!
LuckyWristbands
Well I'm glad you're doing the lords work
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
I think it's pretty clear what I would yell out
JustAnotherCynicToo
MILK! MILK!!
KawaiiInari
My Lasaga!
v3rmilion
Have my baby?
Nntropy
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Hmnngh.... I got rid of my tv years ago
Komrad23
The sleeper has awakened!
cook123
WORLD STAR
relatablesarcasticguy
Spaghetti?
ihopethisusernameisfreetograb
HNNNNGGF.. I do CROSSFIT!
oyoyoyyyyy
Hnghhhhg
ItsLike3AM
*Waluigi voice* Wah!
vincevince
I just upvoted everything of yours you glorious bastard. Never give up.
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
I'll do my best! Godspeed to you as well!!! *disappears in puff of smoke*
BanterssaurusRex
I'm vegan?
Sephority
Abstinence is most effective?
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
I think it's very clear both from saying "what I would yell out" and that I made an account dedicated to Lasagna that I know abstinence well
Sionas
Omle du fromage?
AwardWinningName
Omlette <3 love ya bud
Sionas
AwardWinningName
Not terrible! You were really close :')
Sionas
Yea just forget he said omelette lol, ah well, you win some you lose some.
CheeseEatingMonkey
Hail hydra ?
Eogos
Hail Hydra.
OldWilliesBalls
Hail Hydra
BulletAnt93
Hail Hydra
johnojisan
Hail Hydra
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Hydra Hail