My girlfriends Christmas present this year

Dec 24, 2016 2:40 AM

I hope she likes it

Fish?

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Bold move Cotton lets see how this plays out for him

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Good luck op I tried it once only to met with laughter followed by anger

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Your other hand is ready

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Ah so your girlfriend is your butthole?

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wait...why are you wrapping up your girlfriend...? You're giving her herself? So confused.

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last year i did the dick in a box joke from SNL and my girlfriend was thoroughly displeased

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Disappointment?

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trim those nails up boy

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I know lol I actually made a comment about my nails before she took the picture :)

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v

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You forgot the pinky.

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That's for New Years.

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*New Rears

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Damn this guy's fucking good

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