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dog tax x3
ThisIsMyMainAccount11
Derpin Shepard?
Sakkura
#7
ThePedro8161
Dogmeat?
defnotanalt
Saw a bad post, down voted a bad post. End of report.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I was confused for a second thinking #1 was referring to the Badman videos done by CollegHumor
OpenFacedClubSandwich
*Magneto
equityforpunks
Motherfucking DERNASEUR!
RunAlongNothingToSeeHere
The dog in the front is like "I've made a horrible mistake!"
TheFuzzyOwl
Up vote for Leonid Afremov artwork!
firetothislife
We own five of his paintings
aWhiterunGuard
Yes to the sexual frustration, homophobic, sexism and such, but racist? I don't think the bible says anything about racism
mike0101010110100
"Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 1/2
MyCrazyLifeStories
Was Ricky G a funny or just a statement?
freshlancer
No that was him actually saying that.
121AAD
way to get people pay attention to something they normally wouldn't, same thing that TV does.
devastitis
LOL I'm going to use that from now on. "Doth what she hath said."
bigjw
Yeah, 'doth' means 'does' though, so it dothn't make a lot of sense
d7g7
I don't get the Godzilla/t-shirt one. Halp! :(
mike0101010110100
Moths chew holes in clothes; mothra was godzilla's nemesis and also a moth-like monster
d7g7
Ahhh got it! Didn't knew the moth/Godzilla thingy! TIL something :D
emeraldcitybastard
The last one killed me.
GreenTinOfTomatoes
R.i.p
EmilyTried
Magento!
DagothWit
Had to scroll back up and read it again.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
diggetydug
"Magento" makes a lot more sense with his purple theme and all.
GasBandit
Good boy Peach.
delpharseven
Template for #11:
UpVoteAllDogs
Can I have a dog
mike0101010110100
All three are from local shelters, that's a great place to start :)
UpVoteAllDogs
I got my guy at a shelter :) was an 8 hr drive tho
mike0101010110100
The puppy came to us from the streets of Mexico, we call him our little cartel puppy
LittleShit
Your dogs are suuuupa cute.
mike0101010110100
Thank you
sgtpotsie
Magento.
Forge128
MAGENTO??
doublediabeetus
gave it a +1 but not for the ricky G part. that part gets a downvote
AlanStrangeways
I'm way too invested in the first one. All I can think is, "They're gonna put him down! Run, dog, run!"
mike0101010110100
It's a police dog. He's a good boy
AlanStrangeways
*sniff* Thanks, fam.
2pidoop
Just wanna point out for #10, the Bible's mostly like that because people mistranslated and misinterpreted it. We need to re-translate it...
2pidoop
Wow.. people do not like religion on here..
delpharseven
There have been many translations done at this point, from the best available sources, and they pretty much say all the same thing. 1/
delpharseven
Unless we find some older source it is about as accurate as it is going to get. 2/2
2pidoop
No, they are translating from the translations. What I'm asking for is for someone to go back to the original text and translate from there
delpharseven
There is no definitive original text. There are many sources of varying ages, and translators have been using the oldest sources, 1/
delpharseven
cross-referenced with other sources, to get as close as possible to the point that particular part of scripture was first written down. 2/
heillerecommended
OP are those your doggies?
firetothislife
They're actually half mine
al640814
HALF?! but theres only 3 O.o
firetothislife
Well the husky mix started out as his, the malinois was mine and we adopted the puppy together. So the mal and half the puppy are mine.
al640814
<3 thats so sweet
mike0101010110100
They are indeed
lawlawland
What is that front one? I like dat pup
mike0101010110100
http://imgur.com/iCbCeRn he's a German Shepard/ border collie mix
Andalite
Can I come over? For science reasons
TheEmoEmu
ImBadAsh
Nice. here are my derps
mike0101010110100
Those are good derps
snurx
OP are those your paintings?
mike0101010110100
No, but here is the artist's IG http://instagram.com/afremov
GreenPoops
Op is that your baby gate?
mike0101010110100
It is, I'd be willing to sale. I'll give you special price
DARfuckinROCKS
You can gave three, I can have three. *goes and gets another dog*
mike0101010110100
Get a third dog they said, it won't be that much work they said... I warn you, be careful. They know we're out numbered.
ShockandDawwww
This is exactly why i won't let my husband get another puppy. They're cute, but far too devious
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
which one is the derpiest? cuz it looks like they are all kinda derpy but i know there is a super derp in there
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karlywithak
i love him
sheslittlebitodd
Border Collies really know how to derp.
Robvp
Trigger warning!
max22imus
And we have a winner!
ChimeraOfFury
Trigger is definitely the derpiest. And also adorable.
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
dont ever tell me where u live, cuz i will steal your fucking dog and NEVER look back
ThatsJustNasty
I love him too
heillerecommended
They're freakin adorable.
mike0101010110100
Your compliment pleased them http://imgur.com/T6vFNLR
ManBunion
I think one of your dog's has pink eye
scottandbarb
Love glowing dog eyes that make than look like a superdog.
ssgoku129
This is the greatest double-dip I've ever updooted
ihaveausername1
What are the breeds?
mike0101010110100
They're all half German Shepard. The other halves are husky, Malinois, and border collie.