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Apr 29, 2016 3:14 PM
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KaramojoBell
Hendlton
My dad once sent me to get his rifle from our neighbor so there was me (a 4 year old) walking down the street with a rifle... I got looks...
TheRaab
I did something similar once but I walked through my campus and the security guards didn't think it was too funny. I ran really fast thatday
laplance93
Nothing?
Vaelin3
Obligated to remove shirt. Fat or not it makes it a lot more creepy.
Thisoneshycyberpunkguy
RayGiIIette
Same. But I bought an axe at Walmart and didn't have a cart to put it on. So I accidentally scared some kids. 6' bearded man + axe.
YourMotherApproves
Neighbors are thinking to themselves "HERE COMES JOHNNY!"
Andied
Decided to run a few kilometers. first thing I did was buy toilet paper. People saw a man running around with toiletpaper in both arms
Hoze
What could possibly go wrong?
theboatsong
Are you in Florida? No problem.
craftymiser
Good thing you didn't bring a hockey mask.
KungFooKangaroo
As so many of us so often do when borrowing axes
stamklank
shit's dangerous
21viking
Where, in New York?
Robytium
I figure the best thing to do would be hold it by the side with the blade. Kinda like handing a knife to someone.
Sirkman
You don't also happen to have a broken nose, and decided to wear a hockey mask to protect your face, right?
WilliamHuskerAdama
I don't get it
aparrifan
i dont get it
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
I've done this. Carry it by the axe head - it looks less threatening if you're not carrying it like you're ready to use it.
BradBrock1
imgurane
Um... do I... um.. do I even want to know?
BradBrock1
Mirai Nikki. Good show. A lot of murder and psychotic people, but a good show none-the-less.
imgurane
Thanks
sonicpet
A year ago I arrived home in the dark. Unloaded the car and carried my ice axe, meeting some neighbors. I've rarely seen such fear in a face
BrodericoPro
I once carried a mounted deer head while riding my bike to a film shoot. Went about how you'd expect
Souljah42
Drag it behind you, maintain eye contact for dominance.
siknoz
Somehow I imagine you walking down the street carrying a can of axe body spray. Not sure which would be more creepy.
Yourmuffinfuckingsucks
I've done this a lot. No one has ever bothered stopping me to ask.
grim86
I wouldn't stop a man with an axe either...
falala78
Shit I wonder why...
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
*axe
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
*aks
aurbanpirate
Attempt to hitchhike
circuspony
I laughed. In the library. People are looking at me.
Carmichael106
Drag it on the cement sidewalk and walk slowly behind young couples.
ThreeDimesDown
well.... and a cell phone
MonkeyJohn
So you're walking around naked with an axe?
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Hey I said carrying
marymarymistressmary
Hey big boy, are you happy to see me or is that an axe....oh it's an axe. Nevermind :/
udontneedtoknowmyname
3/3 They were very nice, shiny axes because I had spent a lot of time cleaning them, and I got some very weird looks
udontneedtoknowmyname
2/? project that the troop had organized at a library, and, long story short, I got to walk through the library carrying a pair of axes
NekoMiko06
Like, in your hands? Or on your belt?
udontneedtoknowmyname
I had a pair of axes I had fixed up, and I was going to give them to my local Boy Scout Troop, so I volunteered to help with a service 1/?
SighImSoBored
This sounds like a plot point from Tucker and Dale vs Evil 2.
Jimmmydickgun
We've had a doozy of a day officer
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
"There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property"
historysember
Underrated movie
boxmeister
Absolutely
JustAnotherPOG
I had plans to go to skeet shooting with a friend after working odd jobs once. I realized as I was driving to the range that I was (1/?)
JustAnotherPOG
wearing jeans, work boots, a hoodie and a stocking cap. In the back of my car was work gloves, a tarp, shovel, a shotgun and a box of (2/3)
JustAnotherPOG
shells. If I had been pulled over and searched, it would have been very awkward. (3/3)
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Marshmallow peeps (3/3)
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
The nail in the coffin, right there.