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LostCause97
Actually am an engineer. This is fairly accurate, especially if you're customer facing.
riseagainstitall
Source! A wife needs this for her husband!
CatLaydy
I have a short like this for programmers, but i'm too lazy to get up and get it to take a picture.
Waitholdup
Welder: hey this doesn't work.
Evercroft
en-jih-neer*, You don't put an en-juhn in your car. (Please note that both of the dashed words are phonetic representations of actual words)
horseguacamole
I got the same ad for accounting.....
OmnibusLatinName
The money guys? They're spooky. That's more like sorcery with like blood and sacrifices 'n stuff
deDsun
We can produce things better, cheaper, and faster.....but you can only choose two.
SoMuchPooPooSon
I don't get why people need to justify that their job is hard or sucks because of other people, etc. You chose the field.
SuicideByAccountant
Also see: dumbass who can't write a legible print to save his fucking life.
TheSpriteBottle
This fits better for Tech support
OmnibusLatinName
I think I've seen that one. The difference is, they really are wizards. Getting payed for all that nothing they do. Ahh! I didn't mean it!
OmnibusLatinName
Please don't throttle my internet access.
TheSpriteBottle
Dont worry, I'll just lock your account and have you call in ;)
razetherunner
or for me usually: the guy the inspector finally listens to after the installer, the manufacturer, and common sense all said he was an idiot
ro0t9
Everyone is an engineer these days.
RamshackleAstronaut
don't break an arm jerkin' yourself off.
EatFireSpring
I just blurted out laughing at this. Some people can't keep from going down on themselves all the damn time.
RamshackleAstronaut
honestly, I'm super happy that people masturbate, but if they make their ego my problem, I'm pissed.
Mimsey
Don't worry, we have machines for that now.
Because, you know, making life better is what we're about.
Riddiculous
If only the company that made it was called Siemens
Dhaor
That looks...unpleasant.
Mimsey
It's... a work in progress.
stoatymcstoatface
I think that company made my rice maker.
Dhaor
Ewwww
opc3000
Soooooo Bill Nye...the wizard guy.
BJaminWaggler
As an engineer, I actually had an assembly lead try to get "the wizard" to stick as a nickname for me. It didn't. (1/2)
BJaminWaggler
The shop only has nicknames for us engineers when we screw up a design or don't provide the correct parts.
tomygdj
See also: engineering student - average intelligence person with a false superiority complex that thinks their job is the hardest.
isTechnique
When I was an engineering student I didn't have time to have that sort or arrogance. In reality our job IS more complex than most, though
tomygdj
Maybe you didn't, but the average person in my classes does. Weird thing is the most arrogant ones are never the highest achieving.
isTechnique
They probably will early on, but the "average intelligence" ones don't even make it past physics/math.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Wew, cringe
isitsupposedtodothat
That shirt was made by someone who isn't off the school bench yet. Source: engineer who is soon to be off the school bench.
DrSquanchy
An engineer commenting on someone else less intelligence......there's a first. ......
LetsGoWVU
I work for the school of engineering and everyone just sits around playing pokemon.
Yungcritch808
Well at least there are not any spelling errors, +1 for good with numbers not so great with letters.
Liberalfrom1775
I have heard an engineer say "Because I'm not a fucking wizard" to a project manager. He stands corrected.
balderson
Or someone that drives a trian. Where's the fancy hat?
TheHellbilly
30 and virgin, huh?
BuckeyeBTH
Ya know, it is a stereotype for a reason, but some of us break that mold.
jagd123
I am a wizard... Wait no.... Engineer... Yeah both. Both is good
Slvrdgr
So you're a Wizineer?
MordredArturus
Heh. Weener.
thegarlicawakens
You're an engineer, 'Arry.
MemeMachineWolfy
You're a wizgineer. Because it's better than wizeneer.
AntiProtonBoy
So, still a virgin at 30?
Gmayor61
You get the Wizard title at 30, but if you're an engineer, you get the Arch Technomage title. Comes with a nifty neon robe and glowing hat.
Whatisthesecretofsoylentgreen
"It was like ... like wizardry, but without the wizards and the mess"
BrosBeforeDINOS
Obecny75
Just remember behind every engineer is a mechanic ready to fix the shit he didn't design right the first time
thehungryguy
don't forget all of the maintenance in the future due to stupid designs
StompehJones
Companies sell support contracts on top of design work. They're usually worth more for less work. Go figure.
OmnibusLatinName
Did you mean "improper use"?
thehungryguy
after seeing many different things overdesigned by engineers. No, no I don't mean "improper use".
OmnibusLatinName
Most of the stuff I do is pretty simple. Most of the stuff we have to fix is abuse related. You obviously have a different experience.
tsunami49
It wasn't our bad design. Our design was fine until the accountants got hold of it.
CanadianEngineer
We're often handicapped by our limited budgets, not necessarily our fault
Riddiculous
I have a profound respect for mechanics, my dad was one and he's the guy who inspired me to do engineering.
jengaship
Some engineers are stupid. Most of the time stupid design comes from customers/government regulations asking for impossible things.
sirbroderic
God I hate the engineering circle jerk. I'm an eng student, and it infuriates me to no end.
Riddiculous
Also E. Eng here, I don't get it either, I think distances people from the subject which is bad.
sirbroderic
Totally!
Bigmanstomp
I see a ton of masturbatory engineer stuff lately. Ya'll need to calm tf down.
Jugarnath
engineering student here : agreed. The whole thing is cringey AF
TheDejectedEntourage
As another engineering student, really hoping this stuff is from students and not pros...
Riddiculous
It's not from regular engineers mate, pretty sure it's only students with those shirts.
topdollar38
The regular engineers are too busy at the bar to worry about this college freshman level shit
Riddiculous
Damn right about that lol
Rednustard
The engineers I worked with took their own field measurements and their designs were still horribly off.
tekkblade
Clearly that was the questionable accuracy of the instruments fault.
OmnibusLatinName
I DARE you to use a Faro Arm on that $6 million progressive stamping die -_-
PilotPirx
Doesn't claim that 'those of questionable knowledge' can't be the engineers themselves.
DanielReader
Shit, HE KNOWS! RUN!
Sebastan
Found the engineer.
HailtotheGM
Technician - Noun - A person who fixes mistakes made by engineers.
Riddiculous
Engineers are problem solvers
topdollar38
Shit flows both ways. Engineers solve problems that technicians/mechanics create as well
ProbablyDrunkAgain
No, they are people who bitch about engineers. Source: Was a tech for 12 years, now an engineer for 10.
OmnibusLatinName
It is a special kind of Voodoo that we do. #1 Never take anyone's word for it, examine the issue yourself. #2 We don't have enough time (1)
OmnibusLatinName
to do it right, but we have time to do it again. #3 The cheapest solution is always the correct solution. Company SOP, we really are (2)
OmnibusLatinName
expected to be miracle workers. Oh, and we ALWAYS have to design by committee, everyone always knows better than we do :)
foesmono
Engineer: egos bigger than the project they help with, and will overbuild shit beyond reasonable budget to protect their asses
Riddiculous
I've got the smallest ego possible dude. I'm sure there are some guys out there that are full of themselves but not all engineers are.
Whythehellareusernamessolongnow
I see more post about engineers sucking their own dicks than any other profession.
Riddiculous
It's possibly just an attempt at promoting the subject/field since not many girls or people in general are doing it. My class had 1 girl/115
Riddiculous
It's not as competitive as say, medicine for example. A lot of people in general don't like math or physics
Whythehellareusernamessolongnow
I just meant I see a lot of post (like this shirt) saying that engineers know everything and the only time they mess up is when someone
Whythehellareusernamessolongnow
Else made a mistake.