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Jun 6, 2017 4:45 AM
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Armithel
Check out the Shaolin ball busters.
usernamesscaremesomuch
If what you say is true then the Shaolin and the Wu Tang could be dangerous
ActualTttony
Is that all you're going to exercise? Just your fingers. You should take this more seriously.
chiguy0641
FckyourselfSarah
He has abnormally long arms or those are fake hands
DemDittiesDoe9000
Septiformus
@RepostStatistics
longoriaisaiah
Show off
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
To be fair it was either do this, or meditate for hours on end
GingerGigantus
Not hard when you weigh 56lbs..
moodytravesty
I counter with: https://youtu.be/bFNpxzwng0Q
Tykennn
Legend says he once fingered a woman; she died.
AprilHamLincon
Yo Tu Dip
sumowoman
... of happiness.
lordofhouselurker
Thats why you were raised as an orphan
orbitsteve
Savage
RetardedLobster
Weavedaddy
Never seen this meme, but so on-point! Have an upvote!
Idontknowwatiexpected
I ate two lots of instant pasta last week.
fizixx
Pushups getting the finger
feeshee
Just looking at it is painful
jazztrack
Pushing up Tiger fingering Monk
LargePoutine
HenryDorsettCase
i'd rather fuck
banmerightnow
its fake, those arent his hands, his hands are in his sleves
ThatOneAlienOnTheInternet
His fingers bend
Acronymicon
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Piedha
that actually makes more sense
FckyourselfSarah
I think those are fake hands. This is what the fingers look when it's done for real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23jEbQXYtA
Veiktrikis
Not to play down that man's feat in the video, but given how his finger looks I doubt he trained properly. Hence his deformed finger.
LordStarkillerHimself
Thst looks painful in many ways
Adato88
The difference being he isn't trying to break a record and he is using both hands,, if fake his arms must be very short
Mr3inches
There's no way that's good for you finger
MediaBlitz
Mr3Inches reassures his finger while petting it.
shiftingillusion
Or it's possible they have different bone structure, density, flexibility...
FckyourselfSarah
Read a lot of comic books do you?
AmityvilleHodor
Wow... How he push his fingers up like dat?
FckyourselfSarah
Fake hands, this is probably a movie or a show for tourists.
AmityvilleHodor
Obveriously
MightyThanos
Practice. And the will of the warrior.
Paidadvertisement
You can spend all your time training your body to do this and meditating to find inner peace or you could actually contribute to society
AidenT92
And how do you know those monks don't? Scratch that. Not even worth the effort to try talking some sense into you
Paidadvertisement
Saw it in a documentary.
pronoun
Well, do be fair, here in Thailand, monks don't do much more than hang out in temples, give blessings and take people's money.
AidenT92
Every religion has people like that. That's just a result of bad, greedy people. I just don't appreciate him trashing a cultures traditions
KatHob10
Monk Norris
Terebravisse
[mouth full of chips] "I could totally do that."
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
[Eating the last bit of a bunt cake I bought today] Yeah, I could probably do it with one finger.
Spiralhaze
Yeah (munch) I did, like 2 situps once.
gofuyose
"Holy" fuck
Zeppdude
More like hory fuck!
HornyZebras
"Enlightened" fuck
EdumamacationUSay
"Zen" fuck
JeffGodofBiscuits
MasterFlippyFloppy
Get out!
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Now do the cock pushup.
r2linad2
Use the cock
Astrosimian
A cock push-up, my friend, is where you lay on your stomach and lift yourself off the ground with nuthin' but your boner.
SWISSchris
How many can you do?
jpaugh78
Just one.
WhatKindaRappingNameIsSteve
But you can only do one.
StarscreamAndHutch
You only need to do one.
Nox8412
You gotta practice it at least once a day my friend, because you'll never know when you need to fuck your way out of a tight situation
17pantomimes
itsmenolan
And then the power sliiddeee
TimmyDans