Apr 23, 2017 11:23 AM
WhoDaFookIsDatGuy
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ThatWasHawkward
#homejob
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Extremely relevant image -
notallthatglittersisglitter
Oh honeeeey...
midrampage
In the words of Adam Carolla..."Definitely not a Jew."
CaptRealBad
cause shes dumb!
IamJustinSane
Me thinks Sally is gonna grow out her and never wear it up.
billymays666
Besides the whole pentagram/star of David. The tattoo looks terrible, it looks like a five-year-old made it with a pencil.
Greywolfz
At least it is upside-down
blefever
Shield, not star.
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
fencerman
She's going to try to summon a demon and just wind up with a really pushy mother.
pegesue
A demon would tell her: Look, you're just too stupid for me to possess.
cinemeasctha
Dyslexic Goths unite...
WotsUhTheDeal
Why didn't you write untie? :c
imakesoft
Gohts
PicassoCT
Wait till she gets her period, then put some birthday candles and the tampon on that penta+1 gram.
usacolombia7575
namelessfish
wow never thought I could use this. Found in my local park lol
drewcrosby
SoffDogs
star of molech, still evil
LukeNukeEm
No Ragrets!
Rubinus
No Regerts!
Hail the Trinity. Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. When the Man comes around. JR Johnny Cash. On the American label w/ Rick Rubin.
Twiggeh
Not a single letter?
Not one!
VodkaReindeer
Oh me, why did you think saying "Penta - 5 points" would make sense to this person.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
Heh "home job"
Breadmasterflex
Now she can practice her cover up skills! People are stoopid
STINKPICKEL
I have no skin ink for the same reason you don't put bumper stickers on a pagani huayra .
TrunkMonkey7
Pen
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
Once saw a tattoo that said "true til' death". It was such a bizarre typo.
tiredbossdogtired
The headline
ovelanimimerkki
I don't understand home made tattoos. I mean, you're going to have it on your skin for the rest of your life, you can invest in it properly>
turbulentlizard
Well I don't know anyone over 12 who would want a pentagram tattoo, do probably too young to get it legally.
Doctorfatherson
Or at least not do it free hand for God's sake
sonora895
I did a really simple tattoo on myself, but I wouldn't suggest trying to simply free hand a tattoo
facelessshadows96
I got a home tattoo, it's pretty good quality cause the person had experience before, was out of a job. The story is pretty great though
AssGlanimals
As someone who has planned out every tattoo he's gotten for months I've realized that there are some people who just don't care.
noptic
plus: most home moade tattoos are far to deep and are near impossible to remove.
If you really need to have it. And if you're going to commit into something for that long, do some background work on what it stands for.
canyouthriveat35
This is just a shit example. I know several people with stick and poke tattoos and theirs look excellent.
Harryhasabighead
You seem to forget that most people are stupid.
DuckThatBarks
Never underestimate the lack of common sense from alcohol and a person with a "great idea".
For some people, the act of being tattooed is a bigger part of the experience than the tattoo.
brianthefly
I used to do one on my thigh every month or two as a sort of ritual. I live the fact that theyre just for me
*just for me. The most recent one was a tree of life on the top of my foot. That one felt good.
AgamemnonsMemes
google 'worlds worst tattoos' they almost ALL start with 'paid with beer' or 'in a basement' or even 'in a bathroom at the beach' seriously
timberrrrrrr
My cousin wanted a tattoo, but didn't have the materials/didn't want to pay for it, so she drew a flower design in pen until she bled 1/2
Or else cut the shape with a knife and then went over it in pen several times. Either way it was horrific and she was proud of it. 2/2
I should add that it 100% did not work.
TheSolUnit
What does it look like now, any damage?
I haven't seen her for a while, but last time I saw her I looked for it and couldn't find it.
dancingForest
I did two tattoos myself. Maybe not the cleanest tattoos ever, but I love them. There is something special about setting them yourself.
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Same. I love well-done homemade tattoos; there's a personal significance to them that you can't get from hiring someone to do it.
mkingi
Reminds me of a cadaver I worked on once. The guy would have been young in the hippy era, and he has homemade looking psychedelic tattoos.
Elliottwrites
What are they?
/a/2MKJH I really like the simple style, and the images have a lot of symbolism for me. Plus they are in sock space, 1/2
2/2 so I can hide them when I want to. (Which is, I guess, always a good idea when trying your first tattoos =] )
I like them, great job!
Thanks! :)
vld777
Sextagram
AdmJota
.-- .... .- - / -.-. --- .-.. --- .-. / .--. . - - .. -.-. --- .- - ... / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .- .-. .. -. --. / ... - --- .--.
clandestine8
WHAT COLOR PETTICOATS ARE YOU WEARING
STOP
Itseemedreasonable
Or hexagram
KaptainSigyl
It's hexagram. Sextagram would be mixing roots, same reason I don't support homosexuality. It's either homophilia or idemsexuality.
FixinYou
Idemphilia.
madmattz
plus it looks like shit and will probably get infected. woooooot
WuProgress
Don't jew worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
degenerator
Should have used a kosher needle.
No need to add salt to her injury
CommishGordon710
At least it'll fade a ton (I'm guessing she used the poke method and not an actual tattoo needle)
Looks like a razor blade, a ballpoint pen and a jar lid for the circle. I still hope it's infected. Very bad coming from an RN.
RickC137
I have two stick and pokes, done by a friend and they have not faded in 6 years
JayEnfield
It looks like ballpoint pen to me. Bic Tattoo.
nafun
Then she'll get a robot arm.
It's horrible. If you want a good tattoo go to Vatican Studio in Ft Lauderdale.Ask for Eric. I don't think he's into Jewish Satan tats.
He is doing my Marvin the Martian and the Queen crest Freddy designed. College graduate in graphic design. I miss Freddy. Saw them 6 times.
AmyBethMegJo
But Jews are prohibited from getting tattoos so a Star of David tattoo is edgy even though she isn't Jewish. Leviticus 19:28
But she thought it was a pentagram. Looks like it was done in prison. Just shows Satan worshippers are stupid. I hope it's infected.
TheSaltyCaptain
You sound mad.
Ulthirm
Oh is that why the tattoos from Hitler's camps were bad (besides the oppression)
Aragorn9721
Those tattoos were used as identification, they striped them of their names giving them a number as their new "name".
emnudge
Yup. Those tattoos were super embarrassing - not just trauma reminders
Gayforbae
Honing in on the real issues here.
WorkerBey
Yeah... the rule is that you cant be buried in a jewish cemetary with too many body modification. Holocaust tattoos are exempt tho
M4rt1nV
I'd think (since they're involuntary ones) it's all oppression and genocide that makes those tattoos bad.
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
I SO BAD want to see her realization of what she did.
jhaney37
ratammer
Those four emoji sum it up pretty well.
CaffeineManic
Those are the reaction gifs we all want to see but never will.
LisaJWho
gad885
Diaminomaleonitrile
stratojet96
god i loved that show
Durff123
Please tell me which show. I've seen this gif bouncing around for months.
Quantum Leap.
Thank you!
theboatsong
HAIL SANTA!
bluepopsicles
Dreidel. Hail Dreidel
Zoltar666
Hail Knesset!
thdudedude
v
This.
Nemain
JOLLY FELLOWW!
IRipFatBonks
IamMeWasTaken
Now I can go to bed happy thank you
TheFirstCurse
BADD0GGIE
Do you not celebrate Christmas?
FistedByThorsHammer
Art
PersonWithAPaintbrush
It's santa
ThatWasHawkward
#homejob
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Extremely relevant image -
notallthatglittersisglitter
Oh honeeeey...
midrampage
In the words of Adam Carolla..."Definitely not a Jew."
CaptRealBad
cause shes dumb!
IamJustinSane
Me thinks Sally is gonna grow out her and never wear it up.
billymays666
Besides the whole pentagram/star of David. The tattoo looks terrible, it looks like a five-year-old made it with a pencil.
Greywolfz
At least it is upside-down
blefever
Shield, not star.
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
fencerman
She's going to try to summon a demon and just wind up with a really pushy mother.
pegesue
A demon would tell her: Look, you're just too stupid for me to possess.
cinemeasctha
Dyslexic Goths unite...
WotsUhTheDeal
Why didn't you write untie? :c
imakesoft
Gohts
PicassoCT
Wait till she gets her period, then put some birthday candles and the tampon on that penta+1 gram.
usacolombia7575
namelessfish
drewcrosby
SoffDogs
star of molech, still evil
LukeNukeEm
No Ragrets!
Rubinus
No Regerts!
pegesue
Hail the Trinity. Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. When the Man comes around. JR Johnny Cash. On the American label w/ Rick Rubin.
Twiggeh
Not a single letter?
LukeNukeEm
Not one!
VodkaReindeer
Oh me, why did you think saying "Penta - 5 points" would make sense to this person.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
Heh "home job"
Breadmasterflex
Now she can practice her cover up skills! People are stoopid
STINKPICKEL
I have no skin ink for the same reason you don't put bumper stickers on a pagani huayra .
TrunkMonkey7
Pen
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
Once saw a tattoo that said "true til' death". It was such a bizarre typo.
tiredbossdogtired
The headline
ovelanimimerkki
I don't understand home made tattoos. I mean, you're going to have it on your skin for the rest of your life, you can invest in it properly>
turbulentlizard
Well I don't know anyone over 12 who would want a pentagram tattoo, do probably too young to get it legally.
Doctorfatherson
Or at least not do it free hand for God's sake
sonora895
I did a really simple tattoo on myself, but I wouldn't suggest trying to simply free hand a tattoo
facelessshadows96
I got a home tattoo, it's pretty good quality cause the person had experience before, was out of a job. The story is pretty great though
AssGlanimals
As someone who has planned out every tattoo he's gotten for months I've realized that there are some people who just don't care.
noptic
plus: most home moade tattoos are far to deep and are near impossible to remove.
ovelanimimerkki
If you really need to have it. And if you're going to commit into something for that long, do some background work on what it stands for.
canyouthriveat35
This is just a shit example. I know several people with stick and poke tattoos and theirs look excellent.
Harryhasabighead
You seem to forget that most people are stupid.
DuckThatBarks
Never underestimate the lack of common sense from alcohol and a person with a "great idea".
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
For some people, the act of being tattooed is a bigger part of the experience than the tattoo.
brianthefly
I used to do one on my thigh every month or two as a sort of ritual. I live the fact that theyre just for me
brianthefly
*just for me. The most recent one was a tree of life on the top of my foot. That one felt good.
AgamemnonsMemes
google 'worlds worst tattoos' they almost ALL start with 'paid with beer' or 'in a basement' or even 'in a bathroom at the beach' seriously
timberrrrrrr
My cousin wanted a tattoo, but didn't have the materials/didn't want to pay for it, so she drew a flower design in pen until she bled 1/2
timberrrrrrr
Or else cut the shape with a knife and then went over it in pen several times. Either way it was horrific and she was proud of it. 2/2
timberrrrrrr
I should add that it 100% did not work.
TheSolUnit
What does it look like now, any damage?
timberrrrrrr
I haven't seen her for a while, but last time I saw her I looked for it and couldn't find it.
dancingForest
I did two tattoos myself. Maybe not the cleanest tattoos ever, but I love them. There is something special about setting them yourself.
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Same. I love well-done homemade tattoos; there's a personal significance to them that you can't get from hiring someone to do it.
mkingi
Reminds me of a cadaver I worked on once. The guy would have been young in the hippy era, and he has homemade looking psychedelic tattoos.
Elliottwrites
What are they?
dancingForest
/a/2MKJH I really like the simple style, and the images have a lot of symbolism for me. Plus they are in sock space, 1/2
dancingForest
2/2 so I can hide them when I want to. (Which is, I guess, always a good idea when trying your first tattoos =] )
Elliottwrites
I like them, great job!
dancingForest
Thanks! :)
vld777
Sextagram
AdmJota
.-- .... .- - / -.-. --- .-.. --- .-. / .--. . - - .. -.-. --- .- - ... / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .- .-. .. -. --. / ... - --- .--.
clandestine8
WHAT COLOR PETTICOATS ARE YOU WEARING
AdmJota
STOP
Itseemedreasonable
Or hexagram
KaptainSigyl
It's hexagram. Sextagram would be mixing roots, same reason I don't support homosexuality. It's either homophilia or idemsexuality.
FixinYou
Idemphilia.
madmattz
plus it looks like shit and will probably get infected. woooooot
WuProgress
Don't jew worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
degenerator
Should have used a kosher needle.
WuProgress
No need to add salt to her injury
CommishGordon710
At least it'll fade a ton (I'm guessing she used the poke method and not an actual tattoo needle)
pegesue
Looks like a razor blade, a ballpoint pen and a jar lid for the circle. I still hope it's infected. Very bad coming from an RN.
RickC137
I have two stick and pokes, done by a friend and they have not faded in 6 years
JayEnfield
It looks like ballpoint pen to me. Bic Tattoo.
nafun
Then she'll get a robot arm.
pegesue
It's horrible. If you want a good tattoo go to Vatican Studio in Ft Lauderdale.Ask for Eric. I don't think he's into Jewish Satan tats.
pegesue
He is doing my Marvin the Martian and the Queen crest Freddy designed. College graduate in graphic design. I miss Freddy. Saw them 6 times.
AmyBethMegJo
But Jews are prohibited from getting tattoos so a Star of David tattoo is edgy even though she isn't Jewish. Leviticus 19:28
pegesue
But she thought it was a pentagram. Looks like it was done in prison. Just shows Satan worshippers are stupid. I hope it's infected.
TheSaltyCaptain
You sound mad.
Ulthirm
Oh is that why the tattoos from Hitler's camps were bad (besides the oppression)
Aragorn9721
Those tattoos were used as identification, they striped them of their names giving them a number as their new "name".
emnudge
Yup. Those tattoos were super embarrassing - not just trauma reminders
Gayforbae
Honing in on the real issues here.
WorkerBey
Yeah... the rule is that you cant be buried in a jewish cemetary with too many body modification. Holocaust tattoos are exempt tho
M4rt1nV
I'd think (since they're involuntary ones) it's all oppression and genocide that makes those tattoos bad.
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
I SO BAD want to see her realization of what she did.
JayEnfield
It looks like ballpoint pen to me. Bic Tattoo.
jhaney37
ratammer
Those four emoji sum it up pretty well.
CaffeineManic
Those are the reaction gifs we all want to see but never will.
LisaJWho
gad885
Diaminomaleonitrile
stratojet96
god i loved that show
Durff123
Please tell me which show. I've seen this gif bouncing around for months.
stratojet96
Quantum Leap.
Durff123
Thank you!
theboatsong
HAIL SANTA!
bluepopsicles
Dreidel. Hail Dreidel
Zoltar666
Hail Knesset!
thdudedude
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
This.
Nemain
JOLLY FELLOWW!
IRipFatBonks
IamMeWasTaken
Now I can go to bed happy thank you
TheFirstCurse
BADD0GGIE
Do you not celebrate Christmas?
FistedByThorsHammer
Art
PersonWithAPaintbrush
It's santa