theAlpakalypse
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May 1, 2017 7:21 PM
theAlpakalypse
2174
66
2
proof
TheGuyBehindTheOtherGuy
In some cultures, this would mean you'd be crowned ruler
L0StWaNdErEr
Fucking liar! and if you're not...you need to go buy lottery tickets
DoomSkuller
it's a god damned miracle
tempestas
Shh, you're not supposed to tell anyone. Now they're coming for you.
pishposhanonymous
You should mention this on dates to show how dedicated you are...
Chromentor
BlindGoldfish
I haven't even used enough lip balm in my life to finish one even if I didn't lose it
sweatybuttcrack
Ffffffffff....................FAKE
LadyAyami
Mannyspaghetti
Cynch
Lies. You lost it and found an old one you previously lost.
theAlpakalypse
I would never lie for fake internet points. No seriously it never left my side
astrogeek
Rookie. Let's see you do it with an ink pen?
theAlpakalypse
HappyZeppelin
I still hope to finnish a pen one day before losing it
thereisfuckerytospread
Let go of that dream
ButtonsAreForPushing
Wife has pointed out I refuse to throw out my very nearly empty Carmex lip dope before opening new one. IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S A TINY BIT LEFT
abeardedblacksmith
Congratulations. You have finally achieved Responsibility.
SonsOfMoog
Top 500 regionally.
xs789
Probably used it all at once
laugher000
Still counts
radieon
Probably ate it
NirvanaNik
Om nom nom nom nom
theAlpakalypse
That's exactly what I did
xs789
Knew it, do I get a prize?
theAlpakalypse
how about an empty lip balm?
xs789
I will take it