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Please accept snek offerings
annyeonghaters
Welp the first one had me thinking of metal gear
IceHotZombie
Knyexar
Yes, snek Is, in fact what usersub what usersub want
Astrangeimageeveryday
Gud snek
Modelblueblanket
Snakes in hats brings down their scariness by 100%. I feel like he knows he's cute, especially in that St. Patrick's day hat.
Jsupes
#4 am guessing got placed in... Hufflepuff
PrincessWasabi
Not Slytherin ;)?
SpikeSpiegeil
this snek http://edgecast.buscafs.com/www.levelup.com/public/uploads/images/388551.jpg
MrTiny
Nope-Rope w\ hats OMD
THEFURRYJESUS
SendMeYourNSFWSelfies2
Snekachu
ProxyPlayerHD
Kazahani
Gesundheit.
thatsuzychick
YES
tacos9000
I swear only white people have time for this
PrincessWasabi
waitingforthesluttypumpkin
You have an adorable nope rope!
Saltboot
I lost count of the bamboozlins, heckin cute snek though
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
DANGER NOODLE!!!!
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fhatnutz
There nope ropes ,no poison as stated by a coment above.
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
"snake? Snaaaaaaake!"
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
hello snek you are very coot
sirbartonslady
I gotta ask.... does it annoy snakes to have hats put on their heads, or are these so chillax that they give no fucks and are cool with it?
fhatnutz
Chill as your ex gf soul
Evilwall
So that's how you can keep your slither tube warm.
DickMercenary
Reptiles don't produce their own heat. Sweaters work by trapping heat. Snek in sweater = cold nope rope.
twothumbsWAYwayup
Or you could wear pants... Oh wait
StandBackSomeonesOffened
I've never reluctantly accepted something so quickly.
voltlunok
MrAskani
Dangerous disguised nope noodles!! NOPE NOPE NOPE!
RivyR
Those are some nice danger noodles
1metalnation
Danger noodles are venomous, those are nope ropes and they are wonderful
humptyblargh
Ball pythons are no-danger noodles. The puppies of snakes.
1metalnation
You should meet my big Suriname RTB. He's literally a deaf dog without legs
F1L0Y1
Pics plz
GundamCustoms
Yes.
Novachair
Snakes are more photogenic than me
idontenglishsorry
to be fair, they are not THAT ugly
markjx
Me, too! :(
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
#1 ᴳᵒᶰᵍ ᴴᵉʸ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶜʰᵒʸ *mlem-hiss*
Akubarix
NO! NO! THIS IS TOO FUCKING CUTE! DAMN IT NOODLE-CHU! YOU FUCKING ADORABLE NOPE-ROPE! I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE IN LIFE OP! AHHHH
fhatnutz
Haha you aswell my friend!
MexiPixel
I wouldn't mind getting bitten by these :)
NamesElliot
Snakes with hats. Its all over, we can go home now, no more content is needed.
ColonelCouch
I'm pretty sure that's a tumblr account, haven't checked in a long time though
TheRealFireFrenzy
its also an entire subreddit
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
NlNENINE
serious question: do snakes offer any kind of affection? rate: 1. (tapeworm) - 10 (dog)
MagicSquid
The one above is a ball python and they make good pets. I used to have one and yes, they do show limited affection. 3-4.
stickywiggit
Maybe a 4? They like your body heat and will curl around you but otherwise difficult to detect affection.
NlNENINE
they kinda do know youre there right? like cats? or do they see us as giant moving obstacles that emit heat?
MagicSquid
They recognize that we're another animal and I've definitely seen one that would snuggle its owner like a puppy.