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No one: _____ Not a single goddamn soul: _____ Freud: Have you tried doing cocaine about it??
May 12, 2022 12:38 AM
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HumanFromPlanetEarth
Decoyape11
This was such a good show
Targe0
Shame it got Knicked. /s
Klaxun
Yeah, like that time he nicked an artery ...
Targe0
Or when he "Solved" blood transfusions....
PaulHavingABall
Do not do that with puppy tummies!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
You seem like you're lost
PaulHavingABall
Does everyone snort cocaine off warm puppy tummies around here? Is it like a normal thing that I was supposed to pretend to know about?
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Ahh, yes. Definitely lost. I'll help you find your way. You were saying something about puppies?
PaulHavingABall
Yeah, it’s the last tag in the post.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Pandragun
Gotta do what you gotta do
JockoV
Ah yes the Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson method. Classic.
wadatahmydamie
Those guys buy flour that their dealer says is cocaine, and they’re not cool enough to tell the difference
wetqueef
1) didn’t write his most important work until he was clean 2) said the secret to success was being your mother’s favorite child like he was
SharpSponge
Really?
wetqueef
Yes.
fadingtheory
Do cocaine and spit nonsense. Can do!
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
As a person with ADHD, when I did coke for three months straight. Coworkers could tell because I would “get quiet and focused” >
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
Cocaine orgasms were amazing when you could finally get yourself to nut imo. >
xXxSTEVOxXx
**impressive and inscrutable nonsense!
wseslar
*don Jr furiously scribbles notes*
Jt68686
Only works if you have some credibility
BHPaperstacks
And aren't a complete fucking moron.
BarkingBlackbird
NeverEnoughFoxes
So, basically every other college professor?
mithiwithi
It's not always cocaine, but
xahsio
and he did the only sensible thing: he did cocaine about it
JPRiddles
*Insert Mr Meseeks gif here*
admeaz0123
Fake it til you make it. Drugs just make it easier to believe in yourself.
SickboySuperfly
“I can do all things through Cocaine who gives me strength.”
idonthavetimeforthiseither
I once gave a speech after taking thorazine (this was a very long time ago). Don't remember any of it lol.
thebearfromtherevenant
have you tried cocaine about it
erminio
"I spoke quite well" is the cocaine talking. He was probably babbling incompressable.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
lookslike cocaine was his Notnagel
preyingmanti
And Squee
MagmaCarta
deaththeunholy
It doesn't matter if THEY understand as long as they think I understand
Pattosaurus20xx
Well, we've all been there before.
artraou
Do a hit, talk shit
PictureArchiver
We’ve found the secret ingredient to success!
justherefortheconfession
That's exactly what they teach us in professor class
JPRiddles
That implies the existence of a professor class class! Where does it end?
justherefortheconfession
It never ends